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  • TIMEDISORT
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2006
    • 297
    #1

    A Bunch Of Girls Almost Broke My Ribs

    Long story short

    me = skateboarder
    girls = likes skateboarders

    Every rescess i have to run duck dodge and dive. They chase me,try to trip me and it's so ****in annoying. I wanna find a place where i can just talk things over with my girl. Anyway, today as usual i was being chased through the school. This sorta fat chick sticks her leg out and trips me and all the girls fell on me. It wasn't bad but one girl stepped on my stomach crushing my ribs. I woke up in a daze. They were all crowded around me trying to help me up. And yeah they kinda injured me like hell.
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    • Tonberry_Kid
      FFR Player
      • May 2005
      • 3408
      #2
      Re: A Bunch Of Girls Almost Broke My Ribs

      You lucky sonuvabitch!!! Why are you complaining?! You probably got laid, head, AND! a hand job!!! You deserve a medal...Or a slapping because I'm jealous...
      UNLEASH THE DRAGON
      Originally posted by mead1
      My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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        • emccky
          Banned
          • Apr 2004
          • 4811
          #3
          Re: A Bunch Of Girls Almost Broke My Ribs

          you still have recess? how old are you?


          sounds like you're pimpin the 10 year olds, talk to banditcom he'll help you out

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            • TIMEDISORT
              FFR Player
              • Jan 2006
              • 297
              #4
              Re: A Bunch Of Girls Almost Broke My Ribs

              I'm 11

              As i said, girls dig guys who can skate

              And i'm complaining cause she wasn't hot =(
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                • blahblah18
                  FFR Player
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 1662
                  #5
                  Re: A Bunch Of Girls Almost Broke My Ribs

                  wow jason still gets stupid jokes like this? hilarious.
                  but for now... postCount++

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                    • blahblah18
                      FFR Player
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 1662
                      #6
                      Re: A Bunch Of Girls Almost Broke My Ribs

                      oh didn't see it was emccky, ok cool
                      but for now... postCount++

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                        • AasumDude
                          FFR Player
                          • May 2004
                          • 726
                          #7
                          Re: A Bunch Of Girls Almost Broke My Ribs

                          Wow, seems like you hit the Emo-Chick jackpot. Good job.

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                            • Tonberry_Kid
                              FFR Player
                              • May 2005
                              • 3408
                              #8
                              Re: A Bunch Of Girls Almost Broke My Ribs

                              UUA!!! You just got yourself possibly banned dood.
                              UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                              Originally posted by mead1
                              My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                                • TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
                                  Banned
                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 1048
                                  #9
                                  Re: A Bunch Of Girls Almost Broke My Ribs

                                  hey guys im a sk8r and all these chiks dig me rite its so anoyin

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                                    • TIMEDISORT
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Jan 2006
                                      • 297
                                      #10
                                      Re: A Bunch Of Girls Almost Broke My Ribs

                                      Yeah my Gf was pissed =;(
                                      CAPS LOCK OWNS ME

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                                        • TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
                                          Banned
                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                          • Oct 2005
                                          • 1048
                                          #11
                                          Re: A Bunch Of Girls Almost Broke My Ribs

                                          im a big boy im alredy in 5th grade

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                                            • TIMEDISORT
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Jan 2006
                                              • 297
                                              #12
                                              Re: A Bunch Of Girls Almost Broke My Ribs

                                              Hey i'm in 6th XD
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                                                • TIMEDISORT
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                  • 297
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: A Bunch Of Girls Almost Broke My Ribs

                                                  So thats what it feels like..........hrm......that wasn't so bad
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                                                    • Tonberry_Kid
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • May 2005
                                                      • 3408
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: A Bunch Of Girls Almost Broke My Ribs

                                                      You're get banned dude.
                                                      UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                                                      Originally posted by mead1
                                                      My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                                                        • TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
                                                          Banned
                                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                          • 1048
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: A Bunch Of Girls Almost Broke My Ribs

                                                          He probably won't actually get banned as long as he quits flaunting it.

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