All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

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  • mattyohh
    FFR Player
    • Mar 2006
    • 349

    #1

    All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

    "If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."-Brooke Shields

    "Please provide the date of your death."
    -from an IRS letter

    As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. - Weisert
    Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
    You are banned from the Garbage Bin until January 1st, 2007. Don't worry, I usually let people out of their sentences early if they have good behavior. You are still able to view the Garbage Bin, but if you post there, I will physically site-wide ban you until further notice.

    Reason: Insulting Dragonforce aka my religion. Also being a general GB noob.

    -Fish
    lol
  • Chromer
    Hookers and Blow
    • Jul 2003
    • 4981

    #2
    Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

    "What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?" - Eugene Krabs

    "I'm gonna rape you until the laws of physics has been violated!" - Tycho/Penny Arcade

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    • FFR4EVA_00
      FFR Player
      • Aug 2005
      • 1770

      #3
      Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

      "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush

      "Plans were announced to raise $300 million for the George W. Bush Presidential Library. $300 million. That's almost $150 million per book." -Jay Leno

      "Either this wallpaper goes or I do." -Oscar Wilde on his deathbed (reportedly)
      ~*~Lurkadurk - 1134-7796-6967~*~

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      • Omeganitros
        auauauau
        • Jun 2003
        • 8897

        #4
        Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

        "You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose." -Booger

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        • nforcer06164
          FFR Player
          • Mar 2003
          • 4772

          #5
          Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

          "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." - Hillary Clinton


          "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." - Some Texas Congressional candidate


          "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Al Gore


          "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - Al Gore


          "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." - Winston Bennett


          "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle


          "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey


          "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - Bill Clinton


          "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." - Miss Alabama 1994


          "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." - Keppel Enderbery


          AND THE BEST ONE (not necessarily a human quote):

          "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." - Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

          PROUD OWNER OF TWO OMEGA FAVORS. YEAH, NICE TRY.
          Giant NES Controller (4 FEET) progress: PAINT IS DONE!
          Download my Wii Music Suite v1.0, and PM me with your input!

          Originally posted by Squeek
          My mind says "GOGOGOG" and my hands go "wut no scru u ***"

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          • stretchypanda
            shock me shock me
            • Sep 2004
            • 4123

            #6
            Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

            "Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway." - Elbert Hubbard

            "If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school." - Wayne Knight (yay, education!)

            "Some people talk simply because the think sound is more manageable than silence." - Margaret Halsey

            And, finally:

            "I'm touching my nose! I can't feel it, but I know I'm touching it... because I'm in college!"

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            • vashthestampede0987
              FFR Player
              • Jan 2004
              • 2997

              #7
              Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

              "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
              Omega owes me [1] omega favor
              I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.


              Originally posted by Synthlight
              I hate myself.

              Cheers,

              Synthlight
              xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
              xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me

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              • emccky
                Banned
                • Apr 2004
                • 4811

                #8
                Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

                "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
                --Albert Einstein

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                • PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
                  Threat Emulation
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • May 2004
                  • 5184

                  #9
                  Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

                  "If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?" - unknown so i won't take credit

                  Originally posted by Lightdarkness
                  I'm light f**king darkness

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                  • chickendude
                    Away from Computer
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 1901

                    #10
                    Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

                    "Words don't have vowels"
                    -Chardish

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                    • Torlock
                      FFR Player
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 475

                      #11
                      Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

                      "Ain't nobody gonna shoot me." -Lee Harvey Oswald

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                      • chickendude
                        Away from Computer
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 1901

                        #12
                        Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

                        I'm pulling out some tus

                        "McMannus, he don't believe in god, but he's scared of him.
                        I believe in god, and there's only one thing that scares me:
                        Kaiser Soze"
                        -Verbal Kint

                        and of course

                        "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled..... was convincing the world he didn't exist. And then, just like that... he was gone"
                        -Verbal Kint

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                        • deltro300111
                          FFR Player
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 1014

                          #13
                          Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

                          "What do you get with something and a something with a something?

                          One's a sick duck, The others..Well, I forgot how it ends but your mother is a whore."

                          - Hyrogashi

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                          • FluorescentArmy
                            Forum User
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 1754

                            #14
                            Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

                            "You can't mind coal without machine-guns."
                            --Richard B. Mellon

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                            • scorpio1690
                              FFR Player
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 4817

                              #15
                              Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

                              "Nothing tragic ever happens to the Kennedys"
                              --JFK (Clone High) right before his car flips over, crushing him

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