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  • hydrojakep
    FFR Player
    • Nov 2003
    • 2293
    #1

    I loaded it with lead, but it wont shoot.

    This has nothing to do with a gun.


    A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

    Ananova News
    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html?menu=news.quirkies



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    • TIMEDISORT
      FFR Player
      • Jan 2006
      • 297
      #2
      RE: I loaded it with lead, but it wont shoot.

      Dude....what??????
      CAPS LOCK OWNS ME

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        • Pumble
          FFR Player
          • Jun 2005
          • 1301
          #3
          RE: I loaded it with lead, but it wont shoot.

          Originally posted by article
          At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth
          Pencil in penis, or having everybody know you intentionally put a pencil in your penis?

          DILEMMA

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            • xiron
              FFR Player
              • Jan 2004
              • 189
              #4
              RE: I loaded it with lead, but it wont shoot.

              Google "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk. You should be able to find it somewhere.
              www.myspace.com/thehappyunicorns

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                • Rebirth0
                  FFR Originalbro
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 8751
                  #5
                  RE: I loaded it with lead, but it wont shoot.

                  Sticking a pencil in your penis just to stay hard? What an idiot. It doesn't take much to get an erection after ejaculation, considering he did ejaculate.

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                    • FluorescentArmy
                      Forum User
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 1754
                      #6
                      RE: I loaded it with lead, but it wont shoot.

                      That's funny.

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                        • Afrobean
                          Admiral in the Red Army
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 13262
                          #7
                          RE: I loaded it with lead, but it wont shoot.

                          Um...

                          Simply inserting something hard into your penis wouldn't truly simulate an erection. How did his partner not notice his penis was flacid, yet hard?

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                            • hydrojakep
                              FFR Player
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 2293
                              #8
                              Re: RE: I loaded it with lead, but it wont shoot.

                              Originally posted by xiron
                              Google "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk. You should be able to find it somewhere.

                              That's freaking sick...



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                                • lord_carbo
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 6222
                                  #9
                                  RE: Re: RE: I loaded it with lead, but it wont shoot.

                                  Oh god, I'm such an asshole for laughing at that. I also twitched a bit at first, I hate hearing stories about how someone does stuff to their penis.
                                  last.fm

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                                    • locomotion
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 300
                                      #10
                                      rofl this was hilarious seriously who wouldn't know about Viagra

                                      --Lo--
                                      I fly like paypa getz high like planeexxxxx!

                                      Originally posted by deltro300111
                                      ^_^ I forgot to tell you, I have herpes.
                                      Originally posted by _A2P
                                      Alright, nevermind the last post. I was just really freaked out that there was a female pedophile after me, so I tend to lose it. I just put a buddylist block on my screen name, so I should be safe. However, I hate buddylist block.
                                      Originally posted by mead1
                                      ROTFBMALFO

                                      rolling on the floor because my artificial limbs fell off

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                                        • falconsfan14
                                          Banned
                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 2183
                                          #11
                                          Seriously.. what the fuck

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                                            • evilbutterfly
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 5784
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Some girl
                                              rofl this was hilarious
                                              Girls just don't understand what hearing about/seeing penis pain does to guys....
                                              So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                                              In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                                              So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                                              And I write the blog for their website.

                                              Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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                                                • stretchypanda
                                                  shock me shock me
                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                  • 4123
                                                  #13
                                                  Don't worry, I felt it in my imaginary penis.

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                                                    • Rebirth0
                                                      FFR Originalbro
                                                      FFR Simfile Author
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 8751
                                                      #14
                                                      Girls can't comprehend penis pain. If a guy sees a penis in pain he would feel sick, and probably puke if he has a weak stomach. Actually feeling penis pain, would be like going through child birth a few times.

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                                                        • stretchypanda
                                                          shock me shock me
                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                          • 4123
                                                          #15
                                                          Guido: "I don't understand how guys could think anything we could do to ourselves would be like childbirth."

                                                          Maybe if you squeezed a 15-POUND BABY out of your URETHRA, it would be close.

                                                          But I can assure that the pain of childbirth is much worse than "penis pain."

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