I loaded it with lead, but it wont shoot.

[locomotion]

rofl this was hilarious

Girls just don't understand what hearing about/seeing penis pain does to guys....

try being hit on the chest ...sheit it hurts
--Lo--

[lord_carbo]

Guido: "I don't understand how guys could think anything we could do to ourselves would be like childbirth."

Maybe if you squeezed a 15-POUND BABY out of your URETHRA, it would be close.

But I can assure that the pain of childbirth is much worse than "penis pain."

Actually, I'm sure having a baby come out is pretty porportional to having a pencil shoved all the way down it to hit the bladder (maybe he just had a small penis, who knows). Not to mention a penis isn't really supposed to have things stuck into it, far enough to hit the bladder especially. Yeah, sue me, I look stupid saying this. I know my argument is flawed.

[Torlock]

Then why use it?

[lord_carbo]

Then why use it?

I don't know -___- Sheesh I'm 13 and us 13 year olds are stupid rofl

[Torlock]

I'm not saying you're stupid, just give me why you would use an argument that you, yourself, call flawed.

[lord_carbo]

Cause I'm tired and not thinking properly. Yeah, this thread is starting to drift off topic now, not gonna carry on and get some much needed shut-eye.

[Torlock]

I don't see how anyone could think that would help.

[stretchypanda]

I read about a serial killer who used to insert rose stems into his urethra.

[evilbutterfly]

rofl this was hilarious

Girls just don't understand what hearing about/seeing penis pain does to guys....

try being hit on the chest ...sheit it hurts
--Lo--

I think you just further proved my point. Guys have sensitive nipples, too. If you wanna know what penis pain is like, try taking a razor to your clit and see how it feels.

And yeah, pencil in penis sounds worse than childbirth, hands down. Too bad we can't switch bodies and try both to compare, though!

[lord_carbo]

lol I'm still awake.

rofl this was hilarious

Girls just don't understand what hearing about/seeing penis pain does to guys....

try being hit on the chest ...sheit it hurts
--Lo--

I think you just further proved my point. Guys have sensitive nipples, too. If you wanna know what penis pain is like, try taking a razor to your clit and see how it feels.

And yeah, pencil in penis sounds worse than childbirth, hands down. Too bad we can't switch bodies and try both to compare, though!

Oh I'd do more than that

But hold on. In order to compare, you'd have to shove a pencil down your penis o_0 You'd do that? You brave soul!

[locomotion]

rofl this was hilarious

Girls just don't understand what hearing about/seeing penis pain does to guys....

try being hit on the chest ...sheit it hurts
--Lo--

I think you just further proved my point. Guys have sensitive nipples, too. If you wanna know what penis pain is like, try taking a razor to your clit and see how it feels.

And yeah, pencil in penis sounds worse than childbirth, hands down. Too bad we can't switch bodies and try both to compare, though!

Sheit...that must..damn..i get how you feel now

[banditcom]

Re: RE: I loaded it with lead, but it wont shoot.

Um...

Simply inserting something hard into your penis wouldn't truly simulate an erection. How did his partner not notice his penis was flacid, yet hard?

THANK GOD FOR YOUR TRULY INSIGHTFUL POST. I WAS ABOUT TO TRY THIS OUT MYSELF.


And rofl @ Noah "razor to the clit" ... Even I cringed.

[dontcareaboutmyid]

first, the heaviest baby I know of was under 10 pounds, not 15

second, a feather kick to the scotum is enough to take a guy down. you take a good hit to the jewels and a guy can convuls to death.

You can die in childbirth, but that's due to complications, and not usually due to convulsing

[FluorescentArmy]

Ok, why the hell would you stick something down your penis anyways? I mean, just to have sex? NOT WORTH IT.

[Silver_Brian]

It's funny how all the girls I know don't think male pains can compare to female pains. Oh yeah, that guy who did something to himself... what a fucking moron, what was he thinking?