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  • squarebear
    FFR Music Producers
    FFR Simfile Author
    FFR Music Producer
    • Sep 2003
    • 118
    #1

    Bearbot wants to talk to you (yes you!)

    Felling bored? lonely? No-one to talk to?

    Why not call Bearbot? He's your virtual friend who is online 24 hours a day to talk with you and is always friendly.

    He's a bit stupid at the moment but the more people talk to him, the smarter he becomes. If you could talk to him about anything, it will help me train him to be smarter. I'm trying to get him to carry a decent conversation, so I can make him a feature of my website.

    Click on the link below, type your question/comment in the top box and press <ENTER> and after a few seconds Bearbot will reply.

    Chat to Bearbot
    http://www.square-bear.co.uk/games/bot.htm
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    • dinnerroll
      FFR Player
      • Jun 2004
      • 283
      #2
      RE: Bearbot wants to talk to you (yes you!)

      It takes forever for a freaking reply

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        • linus
          FFR Player
          • Jul 2003
          • 2417
          #3
          RE: Bearbot wants to talk to you (yes you!)

          Me: You're stupid
          Bearbot: I will remember you said that when robots take over the world.
          :O :O :O :O :O...
          gone.

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            • dancer
              FFR Player
              • Feb 2003
              • 144
              #4
              RE: Bearbot wants to talk to you (yes you!)

              Me: do u like it up the butt
              bearbot: Ive heard alot of people say that. I like anything but epically robots.

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                • staroceanfreakx
                  FFR Player
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 1034
                  #5
                  He capitalizes your name and I told him not to like 10 times and he didn't learn it, what an idiot >_>. You gotta teach him more stuff, his current IQ is about an 80

                  Synthlight wrote:
                  You better hurry up and conform to what everyone wants you to do! To act upon something of your own decision would surely make you uncool.
                  IAI Jesus (7:22:09 PM): The second I see a girl who likes Dragonforce, I'm just going to cum instantly.
                  StarOceanFreakX (7:22:16 PM): hahahaha
                  IAI Jesus (7:22:18 PM): Nonstop
                  IAI Jesus (7:22:22 PM): for the rest of my life
                  IAI Jesus (7:22:45 PM): Meaning I would die in 4 seconds

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                    • tnyhwk900
                      FFR Player
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • May 2003
                      • 4106
                      #6
                      It's pretty good. But:

                      Me: Squarebear is awesome.
                      Bot: Are they the same?

                      o_O

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                        • aperson
                          FFR Hall of Fame
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 3431
                          #7
                          Oh I saw something like this off of sourceforge. It was posted at somethingawful and they quickly corrupted it to be a walking catchphrase spouter.

                          I'm going to teach it Linkin Park lyrics because I'm heartless like that.

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                            • Kilgamayan
                              Super Scooter Happy
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 6583
                              #8
                              sage

                              Needs more pedobear.
                              I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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                                • dinnerroll
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 283
                                  #9
                                  RE: sage

                                  how long is it supposed to take for a freaking response?

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                                    • tnyhwk900
                                      FFR Player
                                      FFR Simfile Author
                                      • May 2003
                                      • 4106
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by aperson
                                      I'm going to teach it Linkin Park lyrics because I'm heartless like that.
                                      burn@LP

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                                        • soccr743
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 549
                                          #11
                                          RE: sage

                                          Square I think it could use more intelligence. I mean when you respond to something he asks then he says something totally different...

                                          I always wanted to make a AI Chat in actionscript, I just have never had the time to try...

                                          -----Soccr743-----

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                                            • Reach
                                              FFR Simfile Author
                                              FFR Simfile Author
                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 7471
                                              #12
                                              RE: sage

                                              I asked it about his bear family and hes like

                                              ''Do you mind if I tell other people that you ask I am dads''

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                                                • linus
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 2417
                                                  #13
                                                  RE: sage

                                                  BearBot: How old are you?
                                                  Me: I'm 1 month old.
                                                  Bearbot: You're too old for me.
                                                  ---
                                                  Me: How are you?
                                                  Bearbot: Everything running smoothly.
                                                  Me: Good.
                                                  BearBot: That sounds sarcastic.
                                                  ---
                                                  What...
                                                  gone.

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                                                    • Moogy
                                                      嗚呼
                                                      FFR Simfile Author
                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 10303
                                                      #14
                                                      RE: sage

                                                      I fed it Kid606 track titles.

                                                      EDIT: Now I'm feeding it the track titles from Samurai Math Beats.
                                                      Plz visit my blog

                                                      ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

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                                                        • dinnerroll
                                                          FFR Player
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 283
                                                          #15
                                                          RE: sage

                                                          HOW THE FREAK LONG SHOULD IT TAKE FOR A GOD FREAKING DAMNED RESPONSE FROM THE STUPID BEAR!!! Every time I tell it something it just sits there, awaiting reply, forever.

                                                          Edit: Noone told me it had to be in Internet Explorer.

                                                          I told it the I like big butts song. I like big butts and I cannot lie etc. and it said

                                                          What is wrong with small ones? Why can't you do it? Thanks for the inforation: said I other brothers can't deny. Is this a riddle?

                                                          Me: Kiss me hot stuff
                                                          Bear: Um, I don't think we know eachother that well

                                                          Me: Lets have sex
                                                          Bear: my body does not have that function

                                                          Me: How big is your penis?
                                                          Bear: My memory reqirement is 64 MB for Java edition or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition

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