my_password_is_butts: AMA

**drizzleRomanceGirl** · 11-13-2016, 04:29 PM

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why did you make that username and share it with everyone? :P

**Rapta** · 11-13-2016, 05:15 PM

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what is the minimum age the supreme court can trial someone for money laundering?

**Mahou** · 11-13-2016, 05:26 PM

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Why did you get oni on your alt?

**my_password_is_butts** · 11-13-2016, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by Rapta

what is the minimum age the supreme court can trial someone for money laundering?

Should it be deemed of sufficient interest for the supreme court to handle the trial, there is no minimum age.

**my_password_is_butts** · 11-13-2016, 10:58 PM

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Originally posted by drizzleRomanceGirl

why did you make that username and share it with everyone? :P

I think it's a funny experiment!

Originally posted by Mahou

Why did you get oni on your alt?

I think someone also unlocked omgwtftoken, I find this hilarious

**MixMasterLar** · 11-13-2016, 11:18 PM

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Where do you see my_password_is_butts in five years?

**my_password_is_butts** · 11-13-2016, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by MixMasterLar

Where do you see my_password_is_butts in five years?

Perma-ban'd from registering to the 2017 official ffr tourney (but not without some good drama!)

**Soundwave-** · 11-14-2016, 12:20 AM

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Originally posted by my_password_is_butts

Perma-ban'd from registering to the 2017 official ffr tourney (but not without some good drama!)

I'd honestly like to see it let slide just long enough for you to win all 7 divisions some how... before being banned right before the end of course.

**MixMasterLar** · 11-14-2016, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by Soundwave-

I'd honestly like to see it let slide just long enough for you to win all 7 divisions some how... before being banned right before the end of course.

Dear God if FFR has a sense of humor they'd do it

**Zapmeister** · 11-14-2016, 02:41 PM

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You're playing poker with a tiger, a grizzly bear, a blue whale, a badger, and a pig. You're holding Qs Kh and the flop is Kd 7h 9h. The tiger is rolling around playfully on the floor and looking really carefree and relaxed, and it checks. The grizzly bear folded preflop, but it growls loudly. The blue whale releases a really big spout of water that gets all over everybody, making everyone at the table annoyed, but it makes a big overbet of 3 times the pot. The badger folds and sings the "badger badger badger" song repeatedly in an attempt to out-do the whale in an annoyingness contest. The pig nonchalantly smooth calls ignoring the whale and badger, while staring at the tiger. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

You've already reached mid-D5 standard very fast. How much longer do you think it would take for you to get to D7?

You enter a raffle, hoping to win the first place prize which is an all-expenses-paid round-the-world holiday to any four destinations of your choice for a week each. Unfortunately you don't win it, but you win the second place prize instead, which is a free bungee jump off the tallest bungee jump platform in the world. Would you (a) go for it (b) give it to a friend (c) sell it on the internet (d) do nothing (e) offer to trade it with the guy who got the third place prize, which is a USB extension cable?

How accurately would you say this 20-year-old Simpsons clip is a foretelling of the recent election?

Is it really true that George Washington was actually nine koalas stacked on top of each other dressed up in a suit?

How do you do a backflip on a trampoline?

What is your opinion on startup culture in the USA, especially in the tech sector, with regards to the general idea that you have to put in ridiculously long hours with no guarantee of commercial success or even any financial compensation at all at the end of it, and expecting your coworkers to do the same?

Suppose that teddy bears all suddenly became sentient/self-aware at the same time, and threatened to plot together to take over the world as revenge for all the physical abuse they suffered at the hands of frustrated toddlers and children. But it turns out that teddy bears all have absolutely terrible teamwork, organisation and communication skills, so although each of them wants the world to be taken over by teddy bears, they are completely incapable of doing anything at all, so humanity is not under any threat. In this scenario, what would happen to the market price of teddy bears?

<edit> phew just realised i got these in within 8 minutes of the 24 hour deadline, you'd better answer these!!

**my_password_is_butts** · 11-16-2016, 07:17 AM

Re: my_password_is_butts: AMA

Originally posted by Soundwave-

I'd honestly like to see it let slide just long enough for you to win all 7 divisions some how... before being banned right before the end of course.

Originally posted by MixMasterLar

Dear God if FFR has a sense of humor they'd do it

We'll see!

Originally posted by Zapmeister

You're playing poker with a tiger, a grizzly bear, a blue whale, a badger, and a pig. You're holding Qs Kh and the flop is Kd 7h 9h. The tiger is rolling around playfully on the floor and looking really carefree and relaxed, and it checks. The grizzly bear folded preflop, but it growls loudly. The blue whale releases a really big spout of water that gets all over everybody, making everyone at the table annoyed, but it makes a big overbet of 3 times the pot. The badger folds and sings the "badger badger badger" song repeatedly in an attempt to out-do the whale in an annoyingness contest. The pig nonchalantly smooth calls ignoring the whale and badger, while staring at the tiger. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

That whale is bluffing. I go all in.

You've already reached mid-D5 standard very fast. How much longer do you think it would take for you to get to D7?

I think it will take a bit longer. However, I'm pretty sure that I'll be D7 by FFR's 2017 tournament (if it happens)

You enter a raffle, hoping to win the first place prize which is an all-expenses-paid round-the-world holiday to any four destinations of your choice for a week each. Unfortunately you don't win it, but you win the second place prize instead, which is a free bungee jump off the tallest bungee jump platform in the world. Would you (a) go for it (b) give it to a friend (c) sell it on the internet (d) do nothing (e) offer to trade it with the guy who got the third place prize, which is a USB extension cable?

c), even if I wanted to go

How accurately would you say this 20-year-old Simpsons clip is a foretelling of the recent election?

I think it's not bad for being 20 years old, but I watched the clip and it's only 7 seconds long and Trump does not appear. The articles making a big deal out of it annoy me with their misleading use of images from episodes made after Trump's candidacy.

Is it really true that George Washington was actually nine koalas stacked on top of each other dressed up in a suit?

You spend too much time in the LA Zoo, my friend

How do you do a backflip on a trampoline?

Give yourself a good swing!~

What is your opinion on startup culture in the USA, especially in the tech sector, with regards to the general idea that you have to put in ridiculously long hours with no guarantee of commercial success or even any financial compensation at all at the end of it, and expecting your coworkers to do the same?

I think it's sad, but I don't believe it's harder in the USA than anywhere else. I think that some people in the USA are entitled baby-adults who don't want to work.

Suppose that teddy bears all suddenly became sentient/self-aware at the same time, and threatened to plot together to take over the world as revenge for all the physical abuse they suffered at the hands of frustrated toddlers and children. But it turns out that teddy bears all have absolutely terrible teamwork, organisation and communication skills, so although each of them wants the world to be taken over by teddy bears, they are completely incapable of doing anything at all, so humanity is not under any threat. In this scenario, what would happen to the market price of teddy bears?

As long as the teddy bears cannot reproduce, their price will go up, despite everything

<edit> phew just realised i got these in within 8 minutes of the 24 hour deadline, you'd better answer these!!

I took the liberty to answer these LOL
-opkiller

**drizzleRomanceGirl** · 11-16-2016, 10:25 AM

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are you going to end up like twitch plays pokemon where everyone and their uncle uses your account to try to win every Division?

**my_password_is_butts** · 11-18-2016, 05:59 PM

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I think at some point someone will mess up my password. Just today, it was changed to ayylmaofuckmedaddy. I reverted it back to butts, obviously!

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