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  • Rapta
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    • Dec 2010
    • 1948
    #1

    Accidental Tongue Carnage

    When was the last time you accidentally bit your tongue? One time I was eating food and I bit it with full force and ouch it started bleeding ;-;
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    • Kawaii025
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      • Jun 2007
      • 1404
      #2
      Re: Accidental Tongue Carnage

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        • User1176756
          #3
          Re: Accidental Tongue Carnage

          according to your avi, your tongue's too long to not get bit.
          Last edited by Guest; 08-2-2015, 07:48 PM.

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            • Skullbac
              Definitively Not Pro
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              • Aug 2014
              • 168
              #4
              Re: Accidental Tongue Carnage

              am i the only one who doesnt feel pain from this?
              or i just dont do it right?
              File's bad cuz I'm bad

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                • Tarrik
                  D7 Elite Keymasher
                  • May 2007
                  • 2240
                  #5
                  Re: Accidental Tongue Carnage

                  I bite my tongue all the time when i'm eating..Always bleeds. I don't know if i'm retarded or what's going on but i'm sick of it lol.

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                    • Riotpolice
                      "Reach For The Stars"
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 1921
                      #6
                      Re: Accidental Tongue Carnage

                      Well shit, the way I eat (I eat pretty fast), it's no wonder why I bite my cheek or tongue all the time.
                      Originally posted by hi19hi19
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                      Originally posted by m0de
                      im usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.

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                        • Spenner
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                          • Nov 2006
                          • 2403
                          #7
                          Re: Accidental Tongue Carnage

                          I took a triangular bite out of my tongue while viciously eating a sandwich. It bled for awhile.

                          I also sliced my tongue down the middle on purpose once because I didn't feel pain right away

                          White lemon popsicles regularly cause my tongue to bleed while licking them. Not sure why. But they always end up pink lemonade popsicles.

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