The Crappy Superpower Game

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  • Alex-don
    FFR Player
    • Dec 2011
    • 11
    #1

    The Crappy Superpower Game

    Make the above user's power crap, and then post your own power to crapify.

    example:
    John Doe: The ability to fly!
    Jane Doe: Only 1 feet above the ground.
    Super strength!
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    The ability to have internet wherever, whenever.


    some dumb idiot who can't play keyboard charts and plays pad spread because he's a scrub
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    • Mahou
      魔法少女
      • Jan 2006
      • 2153
      #2
      Re: The Crappy Superpower Game

      Alexdon being a d7 fiffer player. That's a pretty crappy power since it doesn't provide much to people.
      Last edited by Mahou; 12-30-2014, 01:25 PM.
      Originally posted by lofty rhino
      one does not simply hate everyone that plays stepmania
      AND watch anime.

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        • V-Ormix
          Banned
          • Aug 2008
          • 4677
          #3
          Re: The Crappy Superpower Game

          alexdons' clearly irionmans old d8 rival come back from the ded to wrec this gaym

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            • 25thhour
              I like max
              • Feb 2007
              • 2922
              #4
              Re: The Crappy Superpower Game

              ^Didn't make a power.

              The ability to make shit threads good.
              r bae adam bae max bae bridget bae claudia bae trevor bae adam2 bae mayo bae keith bae

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                • yo man im awesome
                  soleil ardent
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • May 2007
                  • 6514
                  #5
                  Re: The Crappy Superpower Game

                  Only shit threads that can be made good are done with necrobumps

                  ----

                  Can walk on water

                  Originally posted by choof
                  you double dad loving dipshit
                  Originally posted by t-rogdor
                  dammit now i have to smoke a picture of choof out of a bong
                  Originally posted by smartdude1212
                  I can't be the only guy who has wondered what it'd be like to menstruate all over the shower.

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                    • benguino
                      Kawaii Desu Ne?
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 4186
                      #6
                      Re: The Crappy Superpower Game

                      But only if the water is less than 12 inches in depth

                      ------

                      Can read other people's minds
                      AMA: http://ask.fm/benguino


                      Originally posted by Spenner
                      (^)> peck peck says the heels
                      Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                      And god made ben, and realized he was doomed to miss. And said it was good.
                      Originally posted by Zakvvv666
                      awww :< crushing my dreams; was looking foward to you attempting to shoot yourself point blank and missing

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                        • gold stinger
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                          • Jan 2007
                          • 6428
                          #7
                          Re: The Crappy Superpower Game

                          but you have eat your own bodyweight's worth of food in a day to do so.



                          You can stop kids from crying immediately within the vicinity of your area.
                          Originally posted by YoshL
                          butts.


                          - Tosh 2014






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                            • rushyrulz
                              Digital Dancing!
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              FFR Music Producer
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 12985
                              #8
                              Re: The Crappy Superpower Game

                              but doing so makes the adults cry instead

                              --

                              Can walk on walls and ceilings


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                                • Riotpolice
                                  "Reach For The Stars"
                                  • Nov 2010
                                  • 1921
                                  #9
                                  Re: The Crappy Superpower Game

                                  Only after eating half a pound of cheese can your feet and hands produce the necessary glands to squirt out a sticky mucus to cling to walls (and ceilings).


                                  _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _


                                  You have the ability to look through cloths unfortunately....
                                  Originally posted by hi19hi19
                                  Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications

                                  Originally posted by m0de
                                  im usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.

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                                    • alloyus
                                      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
                                      FFR Simfile Author
                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 3269
                                      #10
                                      Re: The Crappy Superpower Game

                                      any clothes that you see through completely removes from your site everything on the vicinity of that garment (as in, floating heads everywhere)




                                      Ability to shoot toxic acid from your hands
                                      Last edited by alloyus; 12-30-2014, 04:21 PM. Reason: Was too slow

                                      ^FFP_D0pey btw

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                                        • benguino
                                          Kawaii Desu Ne?
                                          • Dec 2007
                                          • 4186
                                          #11
                                          Re: The Crappy Superpower Game

                                          but it's only toxic to yourself

                                          ---------

                                          the ability of not needing sleep to survive
                                          AMA: http://ask.fm/benguino


                                          Originally posted by Spenner
                                          (^)> peck peck says the heels
                                          Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                                          And god made ben, and realized he was doomed to miss. And said it was good.
                                          Originally posted by Zakvvv666
                                          awww :< crushing my dreams; was looking foward to you attempting to shoot yourself point blank and missing

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                                            • TheSaxRunner05
                                              The Doctor
                                              • Apr 2006
                                              • 6144
                                              #12
                                              Re: The Crappy Superpower Game

                                              But you fall asleep anyways whenever someone touches you

                                              The ability to move objects telepathically


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                                                • Alex-don
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Dec 2011
                                                  • 11
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: The Crappy Superpower Game

                                                  Any object you attempt to move comes straight at your face.

                                                  The ability to slay someone with the flip of a switch.


                                                  some dumb idiot who can't play keyboard charts and plays pad spread because he's a scrub

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                                                    • Riotpolice
                                                      "Reach For The Stars"
                                                      • Nov 2010
                                                      • 1921
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: The Crappy Superpower Game

                                                      But unfortunately, the ability sends two actions:
                                                      1: You travel at lightspeed to said person's location at a diameter of 2 feet.
                                                      2: A grenade appears out of nowhere and the pin is already pulled in said person's hand...

                                                      _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

                                                      You can survive being buried 6 feet under in an airtight coffin however...




                                                      EDIT: This should definitely be moved to the game threads.
                                                      Last edited by Riotpolice; 12-30-2014, 05:59 PM.
                                                      Originally posted by hi19hi19
                                                      Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications

                                                      Originally posted by m0de
                                                      im usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.

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                                                        • gold stinger
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                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                          • 6428
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: The Crappy Superpower Game

                                                          when you die you will continue to survive in said coffin until you are eaten away.



                                                          Ability to see the world from a different being's perspective for short amounts of time
                                                          Last edited by gold stinger; 12-30-2014, 06:39 PM.
                                                          Originally posted by YoshL
                                                          butts.


                                                          - Tosh 2014






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