I've been rewriting nursery rhymes

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  • Wayward Vagabond
    Confirmed Heartbreaker
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jul 2012
    • 5866

    #1

    I've been rewriting nursery rhymes

    xpost from my temp thread location that is tgb

    Mary had a little lamb

    Mary had a new dodge ram
    Twas blue with rims of gold

    Her parents were against the sale
    she dismissed what she was told.

    She showed it off to everyone
    And some did think to steal

    one day under the lazy sun
    The truck did disappear

    Mary now sure does regret
    The purchase she had made

    "We told you so" her parents said
    With which no attention Mary paid

    Jack and jill

    Jack and jill went up a hill
    to get better reception.
    Jack gave up, jill tried her luck
    with no success to mention.

    Upset they got, and slowly walked
    Back their rented cabin
    They cried to mom, to dad they sobbed
    Without their facebook no location could they tag in.

    Hickory dickory dock

    Hickory dickory dock
    Our phones are now our clocks
    Digital has won
    Analog's died out
    Hickory dickory dock

    Ring around the rosies rewrite

    Hashtag, follow, tag me
    Social media, it drives thee
    Share this
    Share this
    Let the world know now

    All around the mulberry bush/tree

    All around the couch smoking kush
    They started seeing limbs grow
    They freaked and cried
    Wondering what they're on
    Weed, lsd, and a bit of some blow

    Little miss muffet

    Little Miss Muffet
    Sat on the carpet,
    Playing with Barbie and Ken;
    Along came a feminist,
    Who told her to Hell with this
    And turned her into a butch lesbian.

    I rewrote it again

    Little Miss Muffet
    Sat on a trumpet,
    Blowing the horn with her queefs;
    She played music nonstop,
    As everyone's jaws dropped
    Looking on in disbelief
  • cedolad
    moonchild~
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jan 2007
    • 6879

    #2
    Re: I've been rewriting nursery rhymes

    holy fuck the first little miss muffet made me cry

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    • Pseudo Enigma
      ごめんなさい (/ω\)
      • Aug 2012
      • 2290

      #3
      Re: I've been rewriting nursery rhymes

      do humpty dumpty

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      • GuidoHunter
        is against custom titles
        • Oct 2003
        • 7371

        #4
        Re: I've been rewriting nursery rhymes

        It seems as though you purposefully picked one line from each rhyme and said, "to hell with the syllable limit!"

        --Guido

        Originally posted by Grandiagod
        Originally posted by Grandiagod
        She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
        Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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        • Wayward Vagabond
          Confirmed Heartbreaker
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Jul 2012
          • 5866

          #5
          Re: I've been rewriting nursery rhymes

          Yep

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          • squeesfan
            Ale Nerd
            • Jan 2006
            • 405

            #6
            Re: I've been rewriting nursery rhymes

            Reminds me of Oulipo, although only soft.
            Time to start indexing again.

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            • Svaz
              quite clever
              • Oct 2008
              • 792

              #7
              Re: I've been rewriting nursery rhymes

              Kinda bad, sorry. You gotta work on meter and rhythm.

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              • Wayward Vagabond
                Confirmed Heartbreaker
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Jul 2012
                • 5866

                #8
                Re: I've been rewriting nursery rhymes

                Yeah probs

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