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Mary had a little lamb
Mary had a new dodge ram
Twas blue with rims of gold
Her parents were against the sale
she dismissed what she was told.
She showed it off to everyone
And some did think to steal
one day under the lazy sun
The truck did disappear
Mary now sure does regret
The purchase she had made
"We told you so" her parents said
With which no attention Mary paid
Jack and jill
Jack and jill went up a hill
to get better reception.
Jack gave up, jill tried her luck
with no success to mention.
Upset they got, and slowly walked
Back their rented cabin
They cried to mom, to dad they sobbed
Without their facebook no location could they tag in.
Hickory dickory dock
Hickory dickory dock
Our phones are now our clocks
Digital has won
Analog's died out
Hickory dickory dock
Ring around the rosies rewrite
Hashtag, follow, tag me
Social media, it drives thee
Share this
Share this
Let the world know now
All around the mulberry bush/tree
All around the couch smoking kush
They started seeing limbs grow
They freaked and cried
Wondering what they're on
Weed, lsd, and a bit of some blow
Little miss muffet
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on the carpet,
Playing with Barbie and Ken;
Along came a feminist,
Who told her to Hell with this
And turned her into a butch lesbian.
I rewrote it again
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a trumpet,
Blowing the horn with her queefs;
She played music nonstop,
As everyone's jaws dropped
Looking on in disbelief
Mary had a little lamb
Mary had a new dodge ram
Twas blue with rims of gold
Her parents were against the sale
she dismissed what she was told.
She showed it off to everyone
And some did think to steal
one day under the lazy sun
The truck did disappear
Mary now sure does regret
The purchase she had made
"We told you so" her parents said
With which no attention Mary paid
Jack and jill
Jack and jill went up a hill
to get better reception.
Jack gave up, jill tried her luck
with no success to mention.
Upset they got, and slowly walked
Back their rented cabin
They cried to mom, to dad they sobbed
Without their facebook no location could they tag in.
Hickory dickory dock
Hickory dickory dock
Our phones are now our clocks
Digital has won
Analog's died out
Hickory dickory dock
Ring around the rosies rewrite
Hashtag, follow, tag me
Social media, it drives thee
Share this
Share this
Let the world know now
All around the mulberry bush/tree
All around the couch smoking kush
They started seeing limbs grow
They freaked and cried
Wondering what they're on
Weed, lsd, and a bit of some blow
Little miss muffet
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on the carpet,
Playing with Barbie and Ken;
Along came a feminist,
Who told her to Hell with this
And turned her into a butch lesbian.
I rewrote it again
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a trumpet,
Blowing the horn with her queefs;
She played music nonstop,
As everyone's jaws dropped
Looking on in disbelief
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