Benguin's Tweet-&-Treat Christmas Spon-Con!

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  • benguino
    Kawaii Desu Ne?
    • Dec 2007
    • 4186

    #1

    Benguin's Tweet-&-Treat Christmas Spon-Con!

    Benguin's Tweet-&Treat!

    That's right! Tis the season for giving so I have an array of typical and non-typical prizes for you to win! Why is it called Tweet-&-Treat? Read on to find out!

    How to Enter:
    Penguins are birds and birds go tweet, so that's exactly what you are going to do! To enter, post a message of no more than 140 characters (just like a tweet on Twitter). Your tweet should answer the question: "Why do you deserve to win?" Doing so makes you eligible for two types of prizes (i.e. treats!):

    Type 1: Objective Prizes
    These prizes are won objectively. I will use a random number generator to generate a real number between 0 and 1; let us call this the winning number. Then I will devise a formula that takes your message and turns it into a number between 0 and 1; let's call this the user's number. The winners are determined by the difference between the winning number and each person's user number; if you have the smallest difference, you win. In the event of a tie, the person that posted earlier "beats" the other person. The formula will not be released until after the spon con is over.

    Type 2: Subjective Prizes
    These prizes are won subjectively. Basically, I will judge the content of your tweet and how well it answers the question
    "Why do you deserve to win?" Anything is fair game, including appeal to your rapport with me, appeal to logic, saying why other people don't deserve to win, writing a poem, posting a link (a url shortening service might come in handy), whatever...hopefully some of you manage to be creative

    Prizes:

    For each respective category, the first place winner gets to choose the prize they want first, then the second place winner gets to choose from the remaining items, then the third place winner gets to choose from the remaining items, etc
    Type 1: Objective Prizes
    -a 1000 credit prize
    -a 5000 credit prize
    -a 10000 credit prize
    -a 50000 credit prize
    -a 100000 credit prize
    -3 Sketch Frenzies (you tell me what to draw (can be detailed as you like) and I will attempt to draw it in 60 seconds; I will then send you the picture)
    -2 Christmas-Sing-Alongs (you choose a Christmas related song (choose either in English (with or without lyrics) or in Spanish/Japanese (with lyrics) and I will sing it. Limited to songs under 5 minutes. I have the right to use slow-down if the song is in Spanish/Japanese and it is too fast for me)

    Type 2: Subjective Prizes
    -one profile with a theme of your choice
    -I will write a short narrative (around 5-7 pages doubled spaced 12pt Times New Roman) with you as the main character with a theme of your choice


    Deadline to Enter:
    December 25th, 2013, 11:59:59PM Server Time
    Note: Prize distributions may or may not be immediately after the deadline is over due to family gatherings I may be attending. Your patience is greatly appreciated. <3

    Donations:
    Donations are greatly appreciated (^)> Both credit donations or other types of donations (similar to the other prizes above) are acceptable. If you donate credits, please tell me how you would like the prizes to work (e.g. if you donate 100,000 credits, would you want there to be one 100,000 prize or two 50,000 prizes?). Credit prizes must be a minimum of 500 credits.

    Questions/Comments/Suggestions:
    Post 'em in this thread or shoot me a PM over FFR or Skype (reuben2011).

    ~Merry Christmas FFR!
    (^)>
    Last edited by benguino; 12-24-2013, 05:00 PM.
    AMA: http://ask.fm/benguino


    Originally posted by Spenner
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    Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
    And god made ben, and realized he was doomed to miss. And said it was good.
    Originally posted by Zakvvv666
    awww :< crushing my dreams; was looking foward to you attempting to shoot yourself point blank and missing
  • Zakvvv666
    I catch fruit
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jun 2009
    • 2861

    #2
    Re: Benguin's Tweet-&amp;-Treat Christmas Spon-Con!

    I deserve to win because yes.



    Originally posted by reuben_tate
    I'll bid a single erotic yet safe-for-work photo of me posing while wearing my Piplup hat while sucking on a blueberry lollipop with my mouth partially open so you can see the lollipop color to verify it's blueberryness.

    Disclaimer: This photo is not guaranteed to cause pleasure.


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    • Sweet Angel
      \(o.o)/ ~(e.e)~
      • Apr 2012
      • 620

      #3
      Re: Benguin's Tweet-&amp;-Treat Christmas Spon-Con!

      I deserve to win because I will draw you a Piplup with a beard if I do.

      8th Official - Top 209th Official - Top 16




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      • Fission
        no
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Jan 2004
        • 1850

        #4
        Re: Benguin's Tweet-&amp;-Treat Christmas Spon-Con!

        i deserve to win because

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        • Tarrik
          D7 Elite Keymasher
          • May 2007
          • 2240

          #5
          Re: Benguin's Tweet-&amp;-Treat Christmas Spon-Con!

          Originally posted by Sweet Angel
          I deserve to win because I will draw you a Piplup with a beard if I do.
          From To Amount Time
          Tarrik Sweet Angel 238,681 2013-12-24 17:18:02

          Merry Christmas.

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          • awein999
            (ಠ⌣ಠ)
            • Oct 2007
            • 4647

            #6
            Re: Benguin's Tweet-&amp;-Treat Christmas Spon-Con!

            walrus orbiting a cucumber in a pillow case on the other side of the 6th winnie the poo trilogy
            Originally posted by Staiain
            i am super purple hippo

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            • omega_grunt666
              Nescio quid faciam
              • Jul 2004
              • 894

              #7
              Re: Benguin's Tweet-&amp;-Treat Christmas Spon-Con!

              I think I should win because post #666, It's santa's number.

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              • EzExZeRo7497
                • Dec 2010
                • 6858

                #8
                Re: Benguin's Tweet-&amp;-Treat Christmas Spon-Con!

                I should win because we have a spiritual connection whenever we sleep at the same time, your snoring causes the most concord of dreams.

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                • Charu
                  Snivy! Dohoho!
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 6161

                  #9
                  Re: Benguin's Tweet-&amp;-Treat Christmas Spon-Con!

                  Double punctuation!! Double the meaninging!! Double the win!!

                  MUFFINS!!


                  Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
                  Charu the red-nosed Snivy
                  Had a very shiny nose
                  And if you ever saw it
                  You could even say it glows

                  All of the other Snivies
                  Used to laugh and call him names
                  They never let poor Charu
                  Join in any Snivy games

                  (Click the arrow to see the rest)


                  Originally posted by Vendetta21
                  All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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                  • Poison-
                    Nope
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 3772

                    #10
                    Re: Benguin's Tweet-&amp;-Treat Christmas Spon-Con!

                    I don't deserve to win.

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                    • TheSaxRunner05
                      The Doctor
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 6144

                      #11
                      Re: Benguin's Tweet-&amp;-Treat Christmas Spon-Con!

                      Penguins don't have penises, true fact.


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                      • User1176756

                        #12
                        Re: Benguin's Tweet-&amp;-Treat Christmas Spon-Con!

                        I deserve to win because I'm a really bad man, and nice guys finish last!

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                        • XelNya
                          [Kaho]
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Sep 2012
                          • 3368

                          #13
                          Re: Benguin's Tweet-&amp;-Treat Christmas Spon-Con!

                          @Benguin I will step you a song for FFR. And it will have your name in it. (The title.) Or I'll kill the penguins with a chainsaw.

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                          • Zapmeister
                            FFR Player
                            • Sep 2012
                            • 466

                            #14
                            Re: Benguin's Tweet-&amp;-Treat Christmas Spon-Con!

                            If I don't win, I will hire a zombie to duct tape you to a ceiling 9m off the ground while you sleep tonight. Nobody will help untangle you.

                            Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example

                            ask me anything here

                            mashed FCs: 329

                            r1: 5
                            r2: 4
                            r3: 6
                            r4: 8
                            r5: 3
                            r6: 5
                            r7: 15
                            final position: 4th

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                            • Frederic54
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 228

                              #15
                              Re: Benguin's Tweet-&amp;-Treat Christmas Spon-Con!

                              I shall win this,or else my fellow sheep will curse you and you'll rainbow flag everything from now on,which is far worse than giving me #1!
                              Last edited by Frederic54; 12-26-2013, 03:00 AM.

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