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  • MixMasterLar
    Beach Bum Extraordinaire
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Aug 2006
    • 5278

    #1

    MixMasterLar: AMA

    So I've actually been in a very talkative mood as of late and my friends are already tired of hearing my silly little ass. Saw this subforum and thought it was a great idea to start some interesting conversations.

    Don't won't to keep bumping old threads, but I'll gladly make a new one. Ask anything and I'll get back with you tonight!
  • Zapmeister
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2012
    • 466

    #2
    Re: MixMasterLar: AMA

    You're playing poker with a tiger, a sea lion, and a hamster. You're holding 8h 9h and the flop is 10h Jd 9c. The tiger is looking really alert and ready to pounce on something and it bets 5 times the minimum. The sea lion backs away slowly from the tiger and carefully calls. The hamster runs away from the table and slowly returns 5 minutes later and folds and runs away again. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

    You enter a bubble wrap popping contest. You're given a square metre of bubble wrap and you have to pop at least 99% of the bubbles as fast as possible. What is your strategy?

    What's the strangest dream you remember having?

    You wake up alone in a shopping mall to find that all the walls and ceilings are covered in steel and everyone (including you) is wearing magnetic boots and people are walking all over the walls and ceilings without a care in the world and nobody is falling off. What do you decide to do?

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    • MixMasterLar
      Beach Bum Extraordinaire
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Aug 2006
      • 5278

      #3
      Re: MixMasterLar: AMA

      You're playing poker with a tiger, a sea lion, and a hamster. You're holding 8h 9h and the flop is 10h Jd 9c. The tiger is looking really alert and ready to pounce on something and it bets 5 times the minimum. The sea lion backs away slowly from the tiger and carefully calls. The hamster runs away from the table and slowly returns 5 minutes later and folds and runs away again. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

      Unlike the ones in some of the other threads, this question seems to be more about how I react in a hostile situation insomuch as what I would bet.

      I'm already in deep shit for playing with animals to begin with; If the tiger is getting antsy I would calmly fold and excuse myself shortly thereafter. I don't think I had a great hand anyway although the chances that I'm being bluffed are high,

      You enter a bubble wrap popping contest. You're given a square metre of bubble wrap and you have to pop at least 99% of the bubbles as fast as possible. What is your strategy?

      Fold in half. Use my middle, ring and pinky fingers to draw wrap to me. Pointer and thumb to pop and discard.


      What's the strangest dream you remember having?

      I actually dream almost every night and I've had some keepers, but the one that keeps popping into mind is the first Lucid one I've ever had. I suddenly realized that I was dreaming, and I had a very clear idea of what I should do. Which was chase that blonde that walked out out the door a few minutes prior. Yeah, I kind of feel ashamed but w/e.

      I mostly have either very sentimental dreams of people I use to know or straight up nightmares though.

      You wake up alone in a shopping mall to find that all the walls and ceilings are covered in steel and everyone (including you) is wearing magnetic boots and people are walking all over the walls and ceilings without a care in the world and nobody is falling off. What do you decide to do?

      The correct answer is "Figure out what is going on"

      Mine is "Try it out and join"

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      • SethColeman
        whats up guys scarce here
        • Jun 2012
        • 179

        #4
        Re: MixMasterLar: AMA

        Most secret sexual urge/fantasy that you've kept from the general public until now.

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        • MixMasterLar
          Beach Bum Extraordinaire
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Aug 2006
          • 5278

          #5
          Re: MixMasterLar: AMA

          Originally posted by SethColeman
          Most secret sexual urge/fantasy that you've kept from the general public until now.
          The general public kind of already knows I have a thing for Asian/petite women (not that it would be required before I would date someone or anything). The surprise is that big-bosoms and blond hair (what most of everyone apparently thinks is sexy as hell around here) is actually a bit of a turn off for me. I have this mental connection between Hollywood's style of sexy and whinny b***es--I think it's more of the area and people I was around with growing up.


          Truthfully, I would much rather have someone that I got along with well and where cool, vs being with some random fling where there isn't really any feelings.

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          • Svaz
            quite clever
            • Oct 2008
            • 792

            #6
            Re: MixMasterLar: AMA

            When are you going to fix the grammar error in your signature?

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            • MixMasterLar
              Beach Bum Extraordinaire
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Aug 2006
              • 5278

              #7
              Re: MixMasterLar: AMA

              Never. It's an actual quote from the game The King of Fighters 1998: Dream Match Never Dies. When Silvuh made the image for me I requested that it stayed true to the game.

              I actually find the phrase funny as shit, and it's one of my favorite win quotes of all time.

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              • top
                Banned
                • Apr 2012
                • 1907

                #8
                Re: MixMasterLar: AMA

                what does the quote say? (i can't view the image)

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                • MixMasterLar
                  Beach Bum Extraordinaire
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 5278

                  #9
                  Re: MixMasterLar: AMA

                  It's "Face it Ryo, your not fit to sweep for me!". It has a picture of Yuri Sakazaki in it as well.

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                  • Pseudo Enigma
                    ごめんなさい (/ω\)
                    • Aug 2012
                    • 2290

                    #10
                    Re: MixMasterLar: AMA

                    do you like being master of produce?
                    what does hi19 think about your self-proclaimed title of master of produce?
                    what's your favourite TV Show?
                    If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be?

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                    • Snowcrafta
                      V's beta-male entourage
                      • May 2005
                      • 2873

                      #11
                      Re: MixMasterLar: AMA

                      Why did I not know who you were until TGB episode 4? You're awesome as shit

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                      • MixMasterLar
                        Beach Bum Extraordinaire
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 5278

                        #12
                        Re: MixMasterLar: AMA

                        do you like being master of produce

                        I actually love my job. About 45% of my entire area shops at my store and it makes me feel all kinds if warm and fuzzy inside XD. I get to play Produce manager while the actual Produce Manager is away on leave; he'll be back by November and I'll be his assistant again. That's also a cool job because my boss, Torrey, is awesome as shit. Name a boss you had that's just straight up given you rum? yeah thought so.

                        what does hi19 think about your self-proclaimed title of master of produce?

                        shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh quit talking so loud or he'll hear and revolt!

                        what's your favourite TV Show?
                        That's actually kind of a hard one. I think my favorite sitcoms would be Fresh Prince, Becker, and Fraiser. I use to enjoy Gilligan's Island alot when I was very little as well. As far as other shows go, Mythbusters was awesome whenever it first started coming out and I also liked old school Family Guy (I have the first three seasons and was rewatching them the other night). I've honestly haven't had cable in years, so I don't watch alot of TV anymore. I have alot of movies though. Rocky (the first one), Back to the Future (all three) Glory and Jet Li's Fearless and among my absolute favorites. Glory is very sentimental to me as father was a civil war re-enactor when it was being filmed ---- they literary asked the civil war reenactment groups to play extras, and my dad was one of them. Yes, that means I was actually on set at age 1. Not sure why I'm pointing all this out...I usually try not to brag since he's only visible in a few small scenes....

                        We've talked anime before. As of right now I want to re-watch Gurren Lagann so that's the favorite ATM.

                        If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be?

                        Fort Pickens, Pensacola Beach. I and a lady friend have been wanting to go for weeks but our work + the fort being closed due to the government shutdown makes it a no-go. If I had to pick somewhere outside the US I always wanted to visit Germany.

                        Why did I not know who you were until TGB episode 4?

                        I was a shit poster with horrible grammar and took things waaaaaaaaaaayyy too seriously. I'm actually in the DotY 2006 thread getting easily trashed by Rai Rai and (I think) Jurs. It took me until DotY 2007 before I could actually post with any merit but by then I was working on SiU and making some crappy simfiles. I'm thinking you stayed in TGB and ODI doing this time so we simply just didn't hang in the same circles 86% of the time.

                        You're awesome as shit

                        The feeling's mutual, good sir



                        Keep 'em coming guys, I strangely enough enjoy these.
                        Last edited by MixMasterLar; 10-11-2013, 03:04 PM.

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                        • MixMasterLar
                          Beach Bum Extraordinaire
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 5278

                          #13
                          Re: MixMasterLar: AMA

                          Oh hey I was reminded of this thread.


                          Anybody have anything else they want to toss at me? Fell like typin' words and junk again and need a topic.

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                          • Ghakimx
                            Cutie&Handshaking Sounds
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 1594

                            #14
                            Re: MixMasterLar: AMA

                            how long has it been since you've had a girlfriend and done sexy things with her

                            I AM ASHAMED OF MY STUPIDITY AND MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU. FORGIVE ME, FFR.


                            Ninjas NEVER die. Now on a 30 kill streak.

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                            • MixMasterLar
                              Beach Bum Extraordinaire
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 5278

                              #15
                              Re: MixMasterLar: AMA

                              I've never been in a serious relationship but I had a a bit of a session with someone that lasted about 3 months and ended a few weeks ago. We've stopped because (and I feel like an ass for admitting this, to her and to you guys) I kind of found someone that I actually wanted a relationship with, and it didn't feel right to hold one while wanting the other.

                              As for Women #2, she seems to not want to be in a relationship at this time. Go figure. Still hopeful though

                              On a brighter topic: Nice avatar and damn you got YDK's permission? thanks brah

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