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  • Nullifidian
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Sep 2007
    • 1837

    #1

    It's time for a creepy animals thread

    Inspired by moches' cute animals thread, I think it's time for a creepy animals thread. Post your best (preferably with name too!).

    Tropical Harvestman


    Hatchetfish


    Some species of giant centipede


    And while we're at it, a house centipede


    Pacu Fish


    A (rare blue) coconut crab


    Mouth of a leatherback turtle


    Frill Sharks


    Patas monkey


    Giant Isopod


    Goblin Shark


    Indian Gharial


    Motherfucking botflies:
    They lay eggs in flesh, including that of humans!


    MOTHERFUCKING golden orb weaver spiders





    Last edited by Nullifidian; 04-4-2013, 05:42 AM.
  • FissionMailed1
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2012
    • 1267

    #2
    Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread

    Not going to lie, I'm pretty fearful of every animal posted here. Especially that leather turtle, holy shit.


    YOUR THROBBING MULTIFARIOUS LUSTFUL DESIRES ARE COMPLETED N YOUR HYPER-ORANGE SELF, YOU MAKE ME LOVE AGAIN, YOU'VE CHANGED MY HEART, MY MELANCHOLIA DISAPPEARS WHEN YOU ARE INSIDE OF ME, MY HUMAN RAGE IS TEMPERED WHEN I AM INSIDE YOU, THE SECRET IS COMMUNICATION, LONGEVITY, STAMINA, REPETITION, FURY, SOULFUL KISSING, EARPLUGS. YOU FUCKING CORPORATE COCKS AND CUNTS.

    MY ANXIETY COMPLETE, MY DESIRE REPLETE, THE TASTE OF ORANGE BLOOD AND CUM AND GREENBACKS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. THE STREETS WILL RUN ORANGE WITH YOUR MIXTURE OF CHEETOS AND HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS REGURGITATED AND EATEN AND SHIT OUT AGAIN AND EATEN AGAIN.

    YOU ARE MY SCULPTURE, MY SCULPTRA, MY SELF-DEFINITION. MY DEFINITION OF HUMANITY, MY HARMONY. MY HEART AND MY MIND.

    YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE.

    THE NEW ORANGE UNDERGROUND IS THE ORANGE UP MY ASS. AND YOUR ASS.

    I LOVE YOU CHEETOS.

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    • Fluvs
      FFR Veteran
      • Sep 2009
      • 674

      #3
      Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread

      Noooooooooooo

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      • DragonIIDX
        Not dragon, but dinosaur
        • Aug 2008
        • 916

        #4
        Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread

        Nu-uh...


        Originally posted by clasko1000
        banned for having an affair with peach
        Originally posted by dAnceguy117
        d-guy and d-guy skype pals 10/15/13
        Simfiles Updated 11/30/13

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        • travman301
          #swagdog
          • Mar 2004
          • 2641

          #5
          Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread

          Originally posted by _.Spitfire._

          Goblin Shark
          Okay. That simply doesn't do the terrifying Goblin Shark justice.

          Behold the truly horrifying Goblin Shark.

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          • Nullifidian
            ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Sep 2007
            • 1837

            #6
            Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread

            oh yeah, I forgot about that gif lmao

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            • noname219
              FFR Wiki Admin
              • May 2007
              • 1694

              #7
              Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread

              *Open first spoiler*

              Oh god no.

              *Quits*

              Btw : water bears

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              • eastsideman09
                poker face
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Dec 2006
                • 1746

                #8
                Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread

                The idea of a tapeworm living inside of you is horrifying to me.

                like seriously a;sldkfjqoiwlejkf;masldk
                Originally posted by dAnceguy117
                esm, you are a fucking legend
                Originally posted by Arntonach
                wow ur pretty
                Originally posted by MrGiggles
                caring should be a get-outable offense

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                • travman301
                  #swagdog
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 2641

                  #9
                  Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread

                  Originally posted by noname219
                  *Open first spoiler*

                  Oh god no.

                  *Quits*

                  Btw : water bears
                  Water bears are my favorite micro-organisms by far. :3

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                  • Zageron
                    Zageron E. Tazaterra
                    FFR Administrator
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 6592

                    #10
                    Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread



                    and in srs

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                    • Arntonach
                      Owlbears Rock!
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 2494

                      #11
                      Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread

                      japanese spider crab says hi

                      pack of hard stuffs

                      pack of my stuffs

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                      • noname219
                        FFR Wiki Admin
                        • May 2007
                        • 1694

                        #12
                        Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread

                        Originally posted by travman301
                        Water bears are my favorite micro-organisms by far. :3
                        They're awesome and fascinating, but I find them reeeeeaaaaaallly creepy.

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                        • Nullifidian
                          ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 1837

                          #13
                          Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread

                          Probably one of the creepiest animals are parasites that live inside you, so I'll just post a bit more of them:

                          Originally posted by _.Spitfire._
                          Motherfucking botflies. They lay eggs in flesh, including that of humans!
                          If you're not yet convinced that these flies are absolutely terrifying, this will do it for you. They lay their eggs usually in cattle but humans will do just fine. They search for wounds to try and lay their eggs in. Once the eggs hatch, the 200 or so larvae will start to burrow and eat flesh from within to grow. The bigger they grow the more flesh they'll need causing all sorts of gross oozing nastiness. Now, they don't always need a wound to lay their eggs in. Nostrils or eyelids will do just fine as seen in this picture:




                          And to further creep you out, there's these fucks:

                          These are eye worms that penetrate the inside of your eye and live there. You might be thinking oh well thank goodness that's in a frog's eye. Can't possibly happen to humans, right? Right?!
                          WRONG!


                          Now the following bitches are probably even creepier to look at. They're called Leucochloridium Paradoxum and are hatched inside birds. These birds poop them out every once in a while and they just chill in the poop for a while. They have to reproduce though and to do that they have to get back inside the bird to lay their eggs there. But how do you get back inside a bird again if you were just chilling in their poop? Easy, you wait till a snail comes by and try to attract the birds! How do they attract the birds? Like this:
                          Last edited by Nullifidian; 04-4-2013, 01:14 AM.

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                          • Aldentron
                            Forum User
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 828

                            #14
                            Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread

                            yo spitfire you're wrecking this shit, keep it up! good read right before bed
                            Originally posted by top
                            what the hell happened to alden
                            i remember a time when he wuz kewl

                            like... wut

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                            • supermousie
                              FFR Player
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 1074

                              #15
                              Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread

                              This is great motivation for me to never go outside again. GG spitfire
                              Originally posted by aperson
                              yolo

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