Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

[robertsona]

Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

Watch some T.V.

you turn it on. only one channel, and that's the local hotel channel.
you watch and it tells you
"YOU ARE IN ROOM 1274!
GO DOWN THE HALL AND GO LEFT AND YOU WILL FIND THE CHIT-CHAT SECTION"
so i guess there's not much left to do.
so you leave the room.
WHAT DO YOU DO?

[Cloud0005]

Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

Goto Chit Chat.

[robertsona]

Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

You walk down a seemingly endless hall until you come to an intersection, at which you turn right. You see a huge neon sign saying "Chit-Chat", only both of the C's are off.
Hit-Hat
hehe
anyway, you see a bunch of babbling, drooling idiots walking around.
they don't seem to notice you, and they're shouting random things
"COOKIES"
"MILK"
"POOP"
etc.
Seems these chitchat folks are some kinda zombies, so idiotic they don't take in anything around them, which may explain why they keep bumping into walls.
Only the trash stay here, apparently. So anyway, you try to talk to a chit-chatter, the conversation goes a little like this
"Hey, do you know where--"
"OMFG WAT"
"do you know where---"
"OMFG LOL I NO RITE"
"**** you."
"in before lock"
so yeah, i guess they're not the smart type. There are a bunch of rooms. WHAT DO YOU DO?

[Cloud0005]

Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

Use the potty door!

[robertsona]

Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

you relieve yourself oh god that felt good but you notice a note on the mirror.
it says: "duck"

[Cloud0005]

Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

DUCK!
(postwhoring Ftw)

[robertsona]

Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

OH **** YOU MADE IT JUST IN TIME
a rocket explodes in the mirror and you run out into the video game section.
you ponder who it was who shot that rocket
anyway,
you see a lock on the door to the vg section
it's shaped like a circle.
hmm.
how could we open this?

[Cloud0005]

Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

Use the knife.

[robertsona]

Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

nope

[Cloud0005]

Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

The Halo drink.

[robertsona]

Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

*click* *richaaaaaaahhhh* *wikiwiki* *wowowowowowow*
open sesame
bam
it worked
gj
anyway, you open the door to the sound of BOOM HEADSHOT.
you aren't hit, but you see a dead body drop next to you. You duck and cover. you hear a sniper shot whiz past your ear. You see an arrangement of weapons next to you. How convenient. An RPG, a sniper rifle, a spartan lazer, and a rubber duck.
WHICH WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE?

[Cloud0005]

Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

Spartan laser!!!

[devonin]

Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

Postwhoring!