Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

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  • robertsona
    missa in h-moll
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Dec 2006
    • 4000

    #16
    Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

    Originally posted by Temote
    Wouldn't the door have had to have been locked from the outside if we're on the inside of the room? =/

    Check out the rest of the hotel before going inside any more doors.

    EDIT: We totally just wasted our gun, didn't we? XD
    you find nothing so onto this:
    Originally posted by who_cares973
    ring the bell then run to the newbie forum!
    okay so the bell does nothing
    You walk into a dark hallway. You look around every corner, scared. There are some rooms but using your good judgment you decide not to go in. You hear moans. "Heeelllpppp meeee. I don't know what to dooooooo." Suddenly a savage beast of a newbie jump onto you. He's not wearing any pants, and his skin drips from his body. Ew. You realize you have nowhere to run and you need to fight him.
    WHAT DO YOU DO?
    also i didn't ignore who_cares's post because it was what i was looking for.

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    • NFD
      FFR Player
      • Nov 2007
      • 4715

      #17
      Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

      No window, what the ****....stick the pamphlet in back pocket

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      • robertsona
        missa in h-moll
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Dec 2006
        • 4000

        #18
        Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

        Originally posted by NFD
        No window, what the ****....stick the pamphlet in back pocket
        do you live five minutes in the past or something

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        • Cloud0005
          FFR Player
          • Nov 2007
          • 1022

          #19
          Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

          Punch him in the nads.

          Originally posted by Quigly
          SHUT UP GUYZ HE HAS PROBLEMS!!!!!!

          DIDN'T YOU READ HIS NAME??? HE CRIES AT NIGHT!!!!!

          YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!

          =o

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          • robertsona
            missa in h-moll
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Dec 2006
            • 4000

            #20
            Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

            Originally posted by Cloud0005
            Punch him in the nads.
            you punch him in the crotch area to the disgusting revelation that he has no balls. oh god
            plus your punch went THROUGH him. but he falls over and dies.
            you loot the corpse and find a knife.
            THAT could have been bad. You keep the knife.
            anyway, knife in hand, you keep walking until you finally come to a door that seems empty. You sloooowwwllllyyyy open it........
            and there's nothing but a tv and a minifridge.
            WHAT DO YOU DO?

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            • robertsona
              missa in h-moll
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Dec 2006
              • 4000

              #21
              Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

              also i won't be updating this until after i get my homework done so try to keep the postcount low
              only one post would be great.

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              • Temote
                FFR Player
                • Jun 2007
                • 748

                #22
                Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

                Look back out the door and make sure nothing is approaching, then open up the minifridge.

                EDIT: or all of us get together and debate the next action, whatever works for you guys. =P

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                • robertsona
                  missa in h-moll
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 4000

                  #23
                  Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

                  Originally posted by Temote
                  Look back out the door and make sure nothing is approaching, then open up the minifridge.

                  EDIT: or all of us get together and debate the next action, whatever works for you guys. =P
                  actually i might be able to post some more, but don't be hatin if im not updatin.
                  anyway, seems like nothing's behind you, so you go up to the minifridge and open it. there are 32 bottles of Halo 3 Gamer Fuel.
                  someone's been gamin'
                  anyway, you take one, which is all you can carry.
                  WHAT DO YOU DO?

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                  • u84
                    FFR Veteran
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 1921

                    #24
                    Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

                    You try to open it with your eye, like you saw on T.V.
                    Originally posted by ryanisadouche
                    I woke up this morning wearing my new ffr shirt which confused me.

                    Then i remembered i found the package last night while drunk and put it on in excitement, then immediately passed out.


                    Last edited by: Tasselfoot; 7 minutes ago. Reason: I am your MILF.

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                    • robertsona
                      missa in h-moll
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 4000

                      #25
                      Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

                      Originally posted by u84
                      You try to open it with your eye, like you saw on T.V.
                      You try it and all you get is a headache.

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                      • Temote
                        FFR Player
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 748

                        #26
                        Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

                        Check the t.v. to see if anything is around it.

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                        • robertsona
                          missa in h-moll
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 4000

                          #27
                          Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

                          Originally posted by Temote
                          Check the t.v. to see if anything is around it.
                          nothing's around it

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                          • Adamaja456
                            Absurd
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 6433

                            #28
                            Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

                            this whole thread is just so robertsona can post whore


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                            • robertsona
                              missa in h-moll
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 4000

                              #29
                              Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

                              Originally posted by Adamaja456
                              this whole thread is just so robertsona can post whore
                              Syntax Error, Please Try Again.
                              EDIT: also nevermind on the homework thing i actually think i can post rofl

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                              • Cloud0005
                                FFR Player
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 1022

                                #30
                                Re: Hotel FFR: A Choose-Your-Adventure Story

                                Watch some T.V.

                                Originally posted by Quigly
                                SHUT UP GUYZ HE HAS PROBLEMS!!!!!!

                                DIDN'T YOU READ HIS NAME??? HE CRIES AT NIGHT!!!!!

                                YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!

                                =o

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