everyone keeps making this "give me albums to review" threads

[rayword45]

Re: everyone keeps making this "give me albums to review" threads

In that case replace those 3 albums with

Free Crack - Lil Bibby
Lulu - Metallica ft. Lou Reed
Zaireeka - The Flaming Lips ONLY if you have 8 speakers and 4 devices that can play music available

Otherwise

Epic - Blood On The Dance Floor (This is me encouraging you to pick Zaireeka)

[t-rogdor]

Re: everyone keeps making this "give me albums to review" threads

I'll pull some shit together and find a way to listen to zareeka properly. been meaning to for a while anyway

[t-rogdor]

Re: everyone keeps making this "give me albums to review" threads

today i'm going to review lulu
i'm going to fucking do it

[t-rogdor]

Re: everyone keeps making this "give me albums to review" threads


mr. the lour readd amnd metal,licker- the adavnetures of lulu[/CENTER]

I honestly can't believe I'm doing this. an hour and a fucking half of my life.
Full disclosure I reserve the right to skip songs.

Track 1- This isn't hateful so far. Lou Reed is obviously not the vocalist he used to be bu- oh nevermind the acoustic guitar part stopped
Yep. I already regret doing this. Thankfully lou reed screaming sounds more in key than him trying to sing. Thankfully.
oh wait nevermind. that wasn't lou reed. that was uh. the metallica guy. lou reed's back.
I.
Jesus christ. This is almost so bad it's fucking incredible.
I wonder, on an honest level, how they listened to this after they finished it and said "yes, this sounds good".
Christ, and people say metal machine music is bad. I love metal machine music. I love merzbow. I love harsh fucking noise.
This? This, I cannot love. I cannot even love it in the way a stepdad might love the child of the woman they married just so they could fuck them for five years and then leave them.
Lyrically I walked in hoping to at least be able to say that was good, but despite the opening line ("I will cut my legs and tits off") I
actively hate this.
this is the first album i've actively hated
in a very
very
very long time.

Track 2- I.
JEsus christ.
I am falling down the pit of self. I see nothing on the walls but my own blood. Lou Reed's voice sends me spiraling into my own early demise.
I cannot handle this. My entire body is rejecting this album. I just drank a half bottle of wine. I literally got up and drank a half bottle of wine in between
like the last 30 seconds of the first track and the first 15 seconds of this track. Not even being drunk makes me happy about this.
I feel like I need to lay down on the floor and curl up into the fetal position.
Lou Reed's spoken word vocals sound like he's uh. 70 Year Old Trent Reznor.
As someone who is the literal opposite of a metallica fan, I have to say, when the Metallica guy takes over vocals. It makes the songs "enjoyable".
Enjoyable by comparison. It's not good. I'd never call this good. But when the metallica fucker does vocals. I can at least feel my extremeties again.
When he kicks lou reed off the mic its as if he's my personal lord and savior, removing the 1000 ton weight that holds me down, that oppresses me, but replaces it with a 900 ton weight.
I AM THE TABLE
I AM ALL THIS
I AM THE ROOT
THE PROGRESS
THE AGGRESSOR
I AM THE TABLE
I AM THE TABLE
I AM
I AM THE TABLE
I A M T H E T A B L E
I A M T H E T A B L E



IIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAABBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I NEED MORE TO DRINK LET IT BE KNOWN 4:35 WAS MY LIMIT WITH THIS SONG.

I WILL NOW BE GETTING MORE TO DRINK.


TRACk 3- oh my lord. oh my sweet jesus. the intro to this. is actually. by comparison. ok.
it's. orchestral instrumentaiton.
oh no.
the kick drum.
oh no.
this. no. this cannot be good. oh sweet fuck.

it's as if i was shown a mediocre forest that, compared to the industrial wasteland that proceeded it, looked like the most beautiful thing i'd ever seen
only to watch as five men in hazmat suits came forth and, as i based in the forest's comparative beauty, they torched it. not with me inside it, no
they wouldn't allow me to burn to death with my prized forest. they made me watch. i stood there and fucking watch
edeh

i fucking watched while rthey burned my haven away.



i fucking saw them burn the only thing tethering me to my own sanity to nothing but fucking ash.







and i did nothing. i did nothing to stop them.


lou reed's lyrics only get worse, as does his voice. the instrumentals are actually getting better with each song, which is odd.
if you could strip all the vocals out of this album i might actually have to say "wow i enjoyed a metallica album"
but lou reed, like the fucking hellspawn that he is, stands at the forefront
with brimstone in his eyes he laughs at me
he laughs in my face
he knows this.
and he takes pure joy in watching my downtrodden face as i fall to the floor and sob.

as if it's some kind of fucking joke, each tracjk is longer than the last. ok not really. it wavers. but
the last song is fuckign twenty minutes long.
TWENTY MINUTES.
OF LOU REED.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DAMNED ME TO?
DO YOU?
THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS OF BETRAYING THOSE WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING TO WRONG ME.
I AM BEING PUNISHED BY THE SPECTRAL FORCES.

THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT.
AND I WILL TAKE IT.
AND I WILL FUCKING SPIT IN THE FACE OF THE OVERLORD THAT HAS SENTENCED ME TO THIS HELL.

thrash metal bit at the end was cool

Track 4- the organ. the church organ at the forfront of this, my next trial as i descend into the depths of lou reed's torturous hell. I can no longer feel my feet.
I'm serious, I can't feel my feet. I want to drink more but I'm out of booze. I have consumed an entire bottle of wine.
I am considering taking some benadryl just to make myself feel worse.
Perhaps if I make myself feel worse, the album will not seem as bad by comparison.

it is at this point in the review that began, in another window, to watch swap.avi.
as the chilean women, in the classroom, in front of a chalkboard covered in somethingawful memes, began to shit onto the floor
as they picked the shit up, and attempted to force it back into their collective assholes
as they smeared the shit all over themselves, the walls, the floor
as these once beautiful women stood, towering over one another, covered in their own feces
i felt nothing.
i feel nothing.
lou reed's voice acts as anesthetic. i feel nothing. I open another tab and search "concentration camp pictures"

by comparison to lulu, these pictures are comedic gold.

as lou reed screams into my ears i laugh at millions and millions of people dying.

i no longer feel anything.

lou reed has stripped me of my ability to feel.

track 5-
but yes lou reed, you can put a butterfly in a jar.
i did that shit in fifth fucking grade. probabvly
manybe even earlier,. fuck you lou reed
fuck your lyrics. fuck this song. i wish you'd died after you made metal machine music. that was the last good thing you made
lou reed if you were not dead i would fuckign kill you myself
you torment me like nothing else ever has.
lou reed y ou
i wil dedicate myseli fmy life. i will deadicated my life to find ing your grave. and lou reed.
when i find yoiur grave i am going to shit on it. lou reed.
i will desecrate your body in death. necrophillia is illega,.,..,l. i am a criminal.
i ahve stolen before.
lou reed ytou mean nothing ot me
this album has somehow done all of my respect for the first two velvet underground albums
lou reed youy are a fucking bastard.
metallica you are also bastards but that's basically common knowledge at this point
mr. lou reed my name is mr. aphex twin and iw ill find you and poop in your corpse's mojuth and then sample it fro a sick as hell braindance jam

in all honesty tyghinaougth this song onsint'. this isnt' the worst on the album.

i've reached a pooint of numbness where i'm starting to enjoy this./


th next track is 11 minutes long.

i'm terrified.


i feel alone.



i miss my ex






i miss my dog.












i miss my childhood.

















lou reed has instilled in me a fear for myself i have not felt since i fell off the roof of my house at the age of eight

track 6- the introduction tot his
i feel warmed. i feel the ability to feel again.
mr lou reed poerhasp i spoke too soon. the sytnthwork is good. i feel welcomed home. perhaps this is where i will begin to like you, mr. lou red metallica.
the caoustisitc guitar. \she is wonderufl.

THE VIOLIN
I FEEL TAKEN ABACK BY ITS COMPARATIVE BEAUTY

THE ONLY THING I FEEL IS AN IMPENDING DREAD

WHEN WILL METALLICA SHOW UP TO AGAIN BURN MY MEDIOCRE FORREST

WHEN WILL LOU, MASTER OF REEDS, BEGIN TO SCREAM INTO MY EARS. WHEN WILL THEY COME?

I FEEL, AGAIN, THE ABILITY TO FEEL DISAPPATING FROM ME.


AT THIS POINT ALLI FEEL IS FEAR. FEAR FOR WHAT DESTRUCTIVE FORCE WILL RUIN THIS BEAUTIFUL INTRODUCTION FOR ME.


THE GUITARS.


THEY ARE COMING.


mr. reed's voice.
mr. reed your voice is not bad this go around.
it's more spoken word. the instrumental makes it ok.
i like your voice in this song mr. reed.

please forgive me for my previous threads of corpse-releating defiling.

the only thing that could make me feel again is maybe if i stopped and went to go jerk off

at this point i feel as if i'd be unable to get erect because of the previous songs


i feel cold.

very cold.

this album has made my body's natural heat dissipate.


now begins the metallica instrumental. goodbye to the violins and synthwork.

mr reed. you have li ed to me again.
mr. reed.
why.

]odd.,

the metallica instrumental int his. actually seems to fit lou rreeed's voice. this
might actually be the most i've enjotyed a song on this album so far.

this is. actually listenable .

the ending is absolutely wild.

perhaps.
i have been taken to a point so low that i have sunk to mr reed's depths
perhaps. i am become lou reed.

i honestly kdian.
"
i feel.
i enyjoy.
i like theis song.
I AHVE
MR REED HAS
i am tained.
reed.

why ...



track 7.
waht
the fuck.
waht the fuck. I WANT SO MUCH TO HURT YOU I WANT YOU MARRY ME BE MY WIFE SPERMLESS LIKE A GIRL MORE MAN THAN I
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE THESE ESOTERIC ASS LYRIFCSL,JK F V.
oh m,y,.g.

i
o

oho my og my
.

i can't . do this. why did i dirnk my all.
booze. i need more. i am not drunk enough for this. i will enver be durnk enough erofthisl.

ohn. ym god.

the parts. in this album withere. where it soundsl. loike thras h metal. thos epa rts are good.


track 78- rtgh.
THE INTRODUCTION TO THIS ONE
asounds like the start to One. the one metallcias onsg i know
lmao joke!!!!!
joke!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tqwitter.com

ok

i did not ahve a bgraeking out down about this one . because this song. is good. lou. mr. reed's vocals work over. short
over
downtempo metallica
not fast.
well.
yes fast. but not slow-fast
thrash metal fast yes.
metallica regular fast no.
this song though, this si good./


track 99- NO MR REED I DO NOT CARE
*RTJI AL JSUT. I JUST SAID ID ONT'
I HAVE NO LOVE FOR YOU
PLEASE CEASE THESE ASSERTIONS AT ONCE.

why. are the guitar barts palying backwards.
guitar barts. don't have a C#minor man.

I./ cannot ahndle this osng.

this osng is maybe. the worst so far.

i feel taken down to tyhe depths of swelf, past my the end of the rope. i am no longer on my rope. i am on the gym
rom. the gym floor. and a fat 45 year old man is . yealling at me because i can't .vcvlim,b. i cant cliubm. a rope./
i watched too much anime
in middle school
i am emotionally stunted.



i fele. in tune with my darkest parts.

i need more. to drunk. OH MY GOPD THERE'S A BABY KITTEN OUTSIDE MY WINDWO

track 10 --

the kittens ran away.
wqhy is this song twenty minutes long.

i
ok
. i cant' do this anoyinero.

i full. full ids colusre i had to skip. around. the last half. soudned ok. the first ahalf. mr. reed. i can no longer to do business with you.










ok.

that's the end.

i need to go lay down.

i'm so sorry father

Verdict- i cant fuckign feel myself anym reo and frankly i think thisa might ahve been an attempet by lou reed to see ahowa many peopel would praise an awful ablum after he died beacuse itw as his most recent album before , he diead. hand he kenw he was goignt ot die.
Average Score- this aklbum is so bad that i honeslt ycan't give it anything except a 10/10. this is not music. ith sis fucking beyond music. thi s is an aural form of a walk throguh fucking hyell. i. need to go lay down.
i am so sorry.

[EzExZeRo7497]

Re: everyone keeps making this "give me albums to review" threads

Jesus christ.

This is the worst top page

mr. the lour readd amnd metal,licker- the adavnetures of lulu[/CENTER]

I honestly can't believe I'm doing this. an hour and a fucking half of my life.
Full disclosure I reserve the right to skip songs.

Track 1- This isn't hateful so far. Lou Reed is obviously not the vocalist he used to be bu- oh nevermind the acoustic guitar part stopped
Yep. I already regret doing this. Thankfully lou reed screaming sounds more in key than him trying to sing. Thankfully.
oh wait nevermind. that wasn't lou reed. that was uh. the metallica guy. lou reed's back.
I.
Jesus christ. This is almost so bad it's fucking incredible.
I wonder, on an honest level, how they listened to this after they finished it and said "yes, this sounds good".
Christ, and people say metal machine music is bad. I love metal machine music. I love merzbow. I love harsh fucking noise.
This? This, I cannot love. I cannot even love it in the way a stepdad might love the child of the woman they married just so they could fuck them for five years and then leave them.
Lyrically I walked in hoping to at least be able to say that was good, but despite the opening line ("I will cut my legs and tits off") I
actively hate this.
this is the first album i've actively hated
in a very
very
very long time.

Track 2- I.
JEsus christ.
I am falling down the pit of self. I see nothing on the walls but my own blood. Lou Reed's voice sends me spiraling into my own early demise.
I cannot handle this. My entire body is rejecting this album. I just drank a half bottle of wine. I literally got up and drank a half bottle of wine in between
like the last 30 seconds of the first track and the first 15 seconds of this track. Not even being drunk makes me happy about this.
I feel like I need to lay down on the floor and curl up into the fetal position.
Lou Reed's spoken word vocals sound like he's uh. 70 Year Old Trent Reznor.
As someone who is the literal opposite of a metallica fan, I have to say, when the Metallica guy takes over vocals. It makes the songs "enjoyable".
Enjoyable by comparison. It's not good. I'd never call this good. But when the metallica fucker does vocals. I can at least feel my extremeties again.
When he kicks lou reed off the mic its as if he's my personal lord and savior, removing the 1000 ton weight that holds me down, that oppresses me, but replaces it with a 900 ton weight.
I AM THE TABLE
I AM ALL THIS
I AM THE ROOT
THE PROGRESS
THE AGGRESSOR
I AM THE TABLE
I AM THE TABLE
I AM
I AM THE TABLE
I A M T H E T A B L E
I A M T H E T A B L E



IIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAABBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I NEED MORE TO DRINK LET IT BE KNOWN 4:35 WAS MY LIMIT WITH THIS SONG.

I WILL NOW BE GETTING MORE TO DRINK.


TRACk 3- oh my lord. oh my sweet jesus. the intro to this. is actually. by comparison. ok.
it's. orchestral instrumentaiton.
oh no.
the kick drum.
oh no.
this. no. this cannot be good. oh sweet fuck.

it's as if i was shown a mediocre forest that, compared to the industrial wasteland that proceeded it, looked like the most beautiful thing i'd ever seen
only to watch as five men in hazmat suits came forth and, as i based in the forest's comparative beauty, they torched it. not with me inside it, no
they wouldn't allow me to burn to death with my prized forest. they made me watch. i stood there and fucking watch
edeh

i fucking watched while rthey burned my haven away.



i fucking saw them burn the only thing tethering me to my own sanity to nothing but fucking ash.







and i did nothing. i did nothing to stop them.


lou reed's lyrics only get worse, as does his voice. the instrumentals are actually getting better with each song, which is odd.
if you could strip all the vocals out of this album i might actually have to say "wow i enjoyed a metallica album"
but lou reed, like the fucking hellspawn that he is, stands at the forefront
with brimstone in his eyes he laughs at me
he laughs in my face
he knows this.
and he takes pure joy in watching my downtrodden face as i fall to the floor and sob.

as if it's some kind of fucking joke, each tracjk is longer than the last. ok not really. it wavers. but
the last song is fuckign twenty minutes long.
TWENTY MINUTES.
OF LOU REED.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DAMNED ME TO?
DO YOU?
THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS OF BETRAYING THOSE WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING TO WRONG ME.
I AM BEING PUNISHED BY THE SPECTRAL FORCES.

THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT.
AND I WILL TAKE IT.
AND I WILL FUCKING SPIT IN THE FACE OF THE OVERLORD THAT HAS SENTENCED ME TO THIS HELL.

thrash metal bit at the end was cool

Track 4- the organ. the church organ at the forfront of this, my next trial as i descend into the depths of lou reed's torturous hell. I can no longer feel my feet.
I'm serious, I can't feel my feet. I want to drink more but I'm out of booze. I have consumed an entire bottle of wine.
I am considering taking some benadryl just to make myself feel worse.
Perhaps if I make myself feel worse, the album will not seem as bad by comparison.

it is at this point in the review that began, in another window, to watch swap.avi.
as the chilean women, in the classroom, in front of a chalkboard covered in somethingawful memes, began to shit onto the floor
as they picked the shit up, and attempted to force it back into their collective assholes
as they smeared the shit all over themselves, the walls, the floor
as these once beautiful women stood, towering over one another, covered in their own feces
i felt nothing.
i feel nothing.
lou reed's voice acts as anesthetic. i feel nothing. I open another tab and search "concentration camp pictures"

by comparison to lulu, these pictures are comedic gold.

as lou reed screams into my ears i laugh at millions and millions of people dying.

i no longer feel anything.

lou reed has stripped me of my ability to feel.

track 5-
but yes lou reed, you can put a butterfly in a jar.
i did that shit in fifth fucking grade. probabvly
manybe even earlier,. fuck you lou reed
fuck your lyrics. fuck this song. i wish you'd died after you made metal machine music. that was the last good thing you made
lou reed if you were not dead i would fuckign kill you myself
you torment me like nothing else ever has.
lou reed y ou
i wil dedicate myseli fmy life. i will deadicated my life to find ing your grave. and lou reed.
when i find yoiur grave i am going to shit on it. lou reed.
i will desecrate your body in death. necrophillia is illega,.,..,l. i am a criminal.
i ahve stolen before.
lou reed ytou mean nothing ot me
this album has somehow done all of my respect for the first two velvet underground albums
lou reed youy are a fucking bastard.
metallica you are also bastards but that's basically common knowledge at this point
mr. lou reed my name is mr. aphex twin and iw ill find you and poop in your corpse's mojuth and then sample it fro a sick as hell braindance jam

in all honesty tyghinaougth this song onsint'. this isnt' the worst on the album.

i've reached a pooint of numbness where i'm starting to enjoy this./


th next track is 11 minutes long.

i'm terrified.


i feel alone.



i miss my ex






i miss my dog.












i miss my childhood.

















lou reed has instilled in me a fear for myself i have not felt since i fell off the roof of my house at the age of eight

track 6- the introduction tot his
i feel warmed. i feel the ability to feel again.
mr lou reed poerhasp i spoke too soon. the sytnthwork is good. i feel welcomed home. perhaps this is where i will begin to like you, mr. lou red metallica.
the caoustisitc guitar. \she is wonderufl.

THE VIOLIN
I FEEL TAKEN ABACK BY ITS COMPARATIVE BEAUTY

THE ONLY THING I FEEL IS AN IMPENDING DREAD

WHEN WILL METALLICA SHOW UP TO AGAIN BURN MY MEDIOCRE FORREST

WHEN WILL LOU, MASTER OF REEDS, BEGIN TO SCREAM INTO MY EARS. WHEN WILL THEY COME?

I FEEL, AGAIN, THE ABILITY TO FEEL DISAPPATING FROM ME.


AT THIS POINT ALLI FEEL IS FEAR. FEAR FOR WHAT DESTRUCTIVE FORCE WILL RUIN THIS BEAUTIFUL INTRODUCTION FOR ME.


THE GUITARS.


THEY ARE COMING.


mr. reed's voice.
mr. reed your voice is not bad this go around.
it's more spoken word. the instrumental makes it ok.
i like your voice in this song mr. reed.

please forgive me for my previous threads of corpse-releating defiling.

the only thing that could make me feel again is maybe if i stopped and went to go jerk off

at this point i feel as if i'd be unable to get erect because of the previous songs


i feel cold.

very cold.

this album has made my body's natural heat dissipate.


now begins the metallica instrumental. goodbye to the violins and synthwork.

mr reed. you have li ed to me again.
mr. reed.
why.

]odd.,

the metallica instrumental int his. actually seems to fit lou rreeed's voice. this
might actually be the most i've enjotyed a song on this album so far.

this is. actually listenable .

the ending is absolutely wild.

perhaps.
i have been taken to a point so low that i have sunk to mr reed's depths
perhaps. i am become lou reed.

i honestly kdian.
"
i feel.
i enyjoy.
i like theis song.
I AHVE
MR REED HAS
i am tained.
reed.

why ...



track 7.
waht
the fuck.
waht the fuck. I WANT SO MUCH TO HURT YOU I WANT YOU MARRY ME BE MY WIFE SPERMLESS LIKE A GIRL MORE MAN THAN I
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE THESE ESOTERIC ASS LYRIFCSL,JK F V.
oh m,y,.g.

i
o

oho my og my
.

i can't . do this. why did i dirnk my all.
booze. i need more. i am not drunk enough for this. i will enver be durnk enough erofthisl.

ohn. ym god.

the parts. in this album withere. where it soundsl. loike thras h metal. thos epa rts are good.


track 78- rtgh.
THE INTRODUCTION TO THIS ONE
asounds like the start to One. the one metallcias onsg i know
lmao joke!!!!!
joke!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tqwitter.com

ok

i did not ahve a bgraeking out down about this one . because this song. is good. lou. mr. reed's vocals work over. short
over
downtempo metallica
not fast.
well.
yes fast. but not slow-fast
thrash metal fast yes.
metallica regular fast no.
this song though, this si good./


track 99- NO MR REED I DO NOT CARE
*RTJI AL JSUT. I JUST SAID ID ONT'
I HAVE NO LOVE FOR YOU
PLEASE CEASE THESE ASSERTIONS AT ONCE.

why. are the guitar barts palying backwards.
guitar barts. don't have a C#minor man.

I./ cannot ahndle this osng.

this osng is maybe. the worst so far.

i feel taken down to tyhe depths of swelf, past my the end of the rope. i am no longer on my rope. i am on the gym
rom. the gym floor. and a fat 45 year old man is . yealling at me because i can't .vcvlim,b. i cant cliubm. a rope./
i watched too much anime
in middle school
i am emotionally stunted.



i fele. in tune with my darkest parts.

i need more. to drunk. OH MY GOPD THERE'S A BABY KITTEN OUTSIDE MY WINDWO

track 10 --

the kittens ran away.
wqhy is this song twenty minutes long.

i
ok
. i cant' do this anoyinero.

i full. full ids colusre i had to skip. around. the last half. soudned ok. the first ahalf. mr. reed. i can no longer to do business with you.










ok.

that's the end.

i need to go lay down.

i'm so sorry father

Verdict- i cant fuckign feel myself anym reo and frankly i think thisa might ahve been an attempet by lou reed to see ahowa many peopel would praise an awful ablum after he died beacuse itw as his most recent album before , he diead. hand he kenw he was goignt ot die.
Average Score- this aklbum is so bad that i honeslt ycan't give it anything except a 10/10. this is not music. ith sis fucking beyond music. thi s is an aural form of a walk throguh fucking hyell. i. need to go lay down.
i am so sorry.

[t-rogdor]

Re: everyone keeps making this "give me albums to review" threads

you didn't have to quote that whole post dude

also yeah there was no way I was going to be able to review that album seriously without it being boringly brutal so I just got drunk and then took a nap.
I'm happy with how it came out

[EzExZeRo7497]

Re: everyone keeps making this "give me albums to review" threads

Actually yeah I think I'll just spoiler it, my bad. Fantastic review, been trying to hold in my laughter for so long and almost couldn't make it

I'll recommend a few I guess:
Belong - Same Places (Slow Version)
Birchville Cat Motel - Beautiful Speck Triumph
Boris - Flood (I'm assuming that you already listened to this?)
Dead Can Dance - Within the Realm of a Dying Sun
Explosions in the Sky - The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place
Lemongrass - Lumiere obscure
Life Without Buildings - Any Other City
Mono & World's End Girlfriend - Palmless Prayer / Mass Murder Refrain
Sun Devoured Earth - A Static Life
Thomas Köner - Unerforschtes Gebiet

[t-rogdor]

Re: everyone keeps making this "give me albums to review" threads

solid recs, i've listened to Boris before, but not Flood in full. just Pink and Amp Worship.
also that mono/WEG album is prime

[noname219]

Re: everyone keeps making this "give me albums to review" threads

I like how you write down everything while listening to the album. That makes brutally honest reviews.

Also, I can't find your thread in the garbage bin, do you have a list of the albums I recommended back then ?

[t-rogdor]

Re: everyone keeps making this "give me albums to review" threads

I like how you write down everything while listening to the album. That makes brutally honest reviews.

Also, I can't find your thread in the garbage bin, do you have a list of the albums I recommended back then ?

yeah, it's on my list. I made sure to go back and get your recs from that thread when i did this one ! !

[Crazyjayde]

Re: everyone keeps making this "give me albums to review" threads

That review stands in the funniest shit I've read around here and I can't quite figure out if it's because you put your mind to it or if it's the exact opposite.
Figures, I'm probably getting you some neat suggestions soon given that you produce some interesting reads.

I was also thinking of consolidating everyone's reviews into one big project so that it wouldn't be much of a hassle to have multiple threads. Like maybe get collaborators to produce an album review a week or something. Dunno, I'd make a thread if there's interest and jump in on it.

[korny]

Re: everyone keeps making this "give me albums to review" threads

Hey trog, you should review music to make love to your old lady by by lovage

[t-rogdor]

Re: everyone keeps making this "give me albums to review" threads

that's one of the few projects mike patton's been in that i've never listened to so hell yeah

[noname219]

Re: everyone keeps making this "give me albums to review" threads

Thanks Eze.

Here's my 10 recs, go with that order :

Cloudkicker - ]]][[[
Ulver - Perdition City
Gospel - The Moon Is a Dead World
Various Artists - Googlecore
Madvillain - Madvillainy
The Haxan Cloak - Excavation
Thelonious Monk / Sonny Rollins - Thelonious Monk / Sonny Rollins
Deafheaven - Sunbather
Nails - Unsilent Death
Built to Spill - Keep It Like a Secret

edit : missing one
edit2 : to Crazyjayde : Ima gonna steal your recommandations

[korny]

Re: everyone keeps making this "give me albums to review" threads

that's one of the few projects mike patton's been in that i've never listened to so hell yeah

In my top 10 favorite albums list for me. Takes trip-hop where trip-hop has never gone before