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  • #16
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    minymax3
    • Jul 2004
    • 138

    Originally posted by scorpio1690
    I'm an atheist, you wanna know why?

    Could God nuke a burrito in a microwave so hot that he himself could not eat it?

    If he can, he can't eat it, making him not perfect.
    If he can't, he can't do everything, making him not perfect.

    Thus making the bible a lie.
    lol ahahahhahaa

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    • #17
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      jewpinthethird
      • Nov 2002
      • 11711

      Yeah...I cant move the topic either....uhg.

      Anyways...I am agnostic. I dont believe in a "god." And science is more fun anyways. But you know, I may be totally wrong...and I am willing to accept that, if there is any proof that god exists.

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      • #18
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        GuidoHunter
        • Oct 2003
        • 7371

        Originally posted by scorpio1690
        I'm an atheist, you wanna know why?

        Could God nuke a burrito in a microwave so hot that he himself could not eat it?

        If he can, he can't eat it, making him not perfect.
        If he can't, he can't do everything, making him not perfect.

        Thus making the bible a lie.
        Wow, what a lame excuse. God can do things far beyond our comprehension. Also, God can't contradict himself, as He is independent of time, so when he only says things once, and they hold for the past, present, and future. In order to contradict, you have to go against something that you said before. I used to be atheist, agnostic, and anything in between, but I came to my senses.

        --Guido


        Originally posted by Grandiagod
        Originally posted by Grandiagod
        She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
        Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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        • #19
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          jewpinthethird
          • Nov 2002
          • 11711

          Ha! Moved it. For a second I thought God was f--king with us. Sucker, I showed him/her/it.

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          • #20
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            talisman
            • May 2003
            • 4598

            I think that it is wrong to even attempt to personify God, as so many of the major religions do. God, to me, is just another word for the explanation of why everything is the way it is. Science attempts to describe God.

            So do I believe in God? Well, I believe that there is an explanation for everything, and that explanation might as well be named God, mightn't it?

            But do I think there is some sort of conscious being somewhere actively affecting the Universe? It's always a possibility, but my money is on something else.

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            • #21
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              Tank101
              • Mar 2004
              • 2082

              I beleive that God is the one that feeds you, takes care of you, and puts a roof over your head, and she's in the other room watching T.V.

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              • #22
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                The_Q
                • May 2004
                • 4391

                In my belief, not opinion, there is a God. He does do all that stuff. I'm not stheist because there are some things that simply can't be explained scientifically.

                To answer the burrito question, God has no physical form so he can't burn himself while eating the burrito. Unless it was Jesus who ate the burrito, he was God incarnate. Jesus can't handle super hot things, he is human after all. He can heal himself up afterword if he does. It's a bit of a paradox...now I feel like a moron.

                Back to God. I would like to quote futurama. "Interfere too much and they'll rely on you for all their problems. Interfere too little and hey won't believe in you. Do it just right and they won't knkow if you did anything at all." THAT is what I believe. There's a God, but he doesn't do anything in person. He has us do it for him. That way we don't know what the hell's happening. Ok, I'm not making sense anymore, goodnight.

                Q

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                • #23
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                  ddrking133
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 584

                  Originally posted by jewpinthethird
                  Ha! Moved it. For a second I thought God was f--king with us. Sucker, I showed him/her/it.

                  hahahahahha him/her/it...lets call it an it.
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                  • #24
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                    Mastermark
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 5

                    Really, there is no point in asking this question.
                    We will know if this 'God' or 'Goddess' or the plural forms of those exist when we die.
                    Quick solution: if you want to know, go kill yourself. O_o

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                    • #25
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                      Lupin_the_3rd
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 2665

                      I agree with mastermark. There is no argument.

                      There is absolutely no way to prove that God does exist.
                      There is absolutely no way to prove that God doesn't exist.

                      It is 100% faith, and I think that's the way it's meant to be.

                      That is, unless you're considering the bible, which was translated from language to language and hand written down. Hell, even passages have even been removed from the bible by man.

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                      • #26
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                        TheAppleEater
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 51

                        Originally posted by The_Q
                        Back to God. I would like to quote futurama. "Interfere too much and they'll rely on you for all their problems. Interfere too little and hey won't believe in you. Do it just right and they won't knkow if you did anything at all." THAT is what I believe. There's a God, but he doesn't do anything in person. He has us do it for him. That way we don't know what the hell's happening. Ok, I'm not making sense anymore, goodnight.
                        Heh. I saw that episode... I noticed that at the end god quoted himself from earlier on in the episode. I couldn't figure out why he said that until my second time watching that episode. By telling bender, "Interfere too much and they'll rely on you for all their problems. Interfere too little and hey won't believe in you. Do it just right and they won't knkow if you did anything at all." Bender relized that god wasn't going to help the monks, so Bender helped them. So it really was god that helped the monks.

                        If there is a god I think thats how he works.

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                        • #27
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                          banditcom
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 6243

                          Religion controls the masses.

                          The Bible was written by various people.

                          I'm agnostic.

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                          • #28
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                            aperson
                            • Jul 2003
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                            All I have to say is...
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                            • #29
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                              Krym
                              • Nov 2003
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                              • #30
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                                Krym
                                • Nov 2003
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