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  • #16
    I catch fruit
    FFR Simfile Author
    Zakvvv666
    • Jun 2009
    • 2862

    Re: Zak's AMA

    Originally posted by reuben_tate
    Spit or swallow?
    I'll take an untimely demise.



    Originally posted by reuben_tate
    I'll bid a single erotic yet safe-for-work photo of me posing while wearing my Piplup hat while sucking on a blueberry lollipop with my mouth partially open so you can see the lollipop color to verify it's blueberryness.

    Disclaimer: This photo is not guaranteed to cause pleasure.


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    • #17
      Kawaii Desu Ne?
      benguino
      • Dec 2007
      • 4233

      Re: Zak's AMA

      If you had to choose one male person on FFR to sleep with, who would it be?
      AMA: http://ask.fm/benguino


      Originally posted by Spenner
      (^)> peck peck says the heels
      Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
      And god made ben, and realized he was doomed to miss. And said it was good.
      Originally posted by Zakvvv666
      awww :< crushing my dreams; was looking foward to you attempting to shoot yourself point blank and missing

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      • #18
        Kawaii Desu Ne?
        benguino
        • Dec 2007
        • 4233

        Re: Zak's AMA

        Why do you think I'm asking you all these "gay" questions?
        AMA: http://ask.fm/benguino


        Originally posted by Spenner
        (^)> peck peck says the heels
        Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
        And god made ben, and realized he was doomed to miss. And said it was good.
        Originally posted by Zakvvv666
        awww :< crushing my dreams; was looking foward to you attempting to shoot yourself point blank and missing

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        • #19
          I catch fruit
          FFR Simfile Author
          Zakvvv666
          • Jun 2009
          • 2862

          Re: Zak's AMA

          Originally posted by reuben_tate
          If you had to choose one male person on FFR to sleep with, who would it be?
          Justin, cuz he's a cool guy.

          Originally posted by reuben_tate
          Why do you think I'm asking you all these "gay" questions?
          Because you want to do sexual things with me.



          Originally posted by reuben_tate
          I'll bid a single erotic yet safe-for-work photo of me posing while wearing my Piplup hat while sucking on a blueberry lollipop with my mouth partially open so you can see the lollipop color to verify it's blueberryness.

          Disclaimer: This photo is not guaranteed to cause pleasure.


          Comment

          • #20
            Kawaii Desu Ne?
            benguino
            • Dec 2007
            • 4233

            Re: Zak's AMA

            Originally posted by reuben_tate
            If you had to choose one male person on FFR to sleep with, who would it be?
            If you were to ask me this question, what answer do you think I would give?
            AMA: http://ask.fm/benguino


            Originally posted by Spenner
            (^)> peck peck says the heels
            Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
            And god made ben, and realized he was doomed to miss. And said it was good.
            Originally posted by Zakvvv666
            awww :< crushing my dreams; was looking foward to you attempting to shoot yourself point blank and missing

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            • #21
              I catch fruit
              FFR Simfile Author
              Zakvvv666
              • Jun 2009
              • 2862

              Re: Zak's AMA

              Originally posted by reuben_tate
              If you were to ask me this question, what answer do you think I would give?
              Charu.



              Originally posted by reuben_tate
              I'll bid a single erotic yet safe-for-work photo of me posing while wearing my Piplup hat while sucking on a blueberry lollipop with my mouth partially open so you can see the lollipop color to verify it's blueberryness.

              Disclaimer: This photo is not guaranteed to cause pleasure.


              Comment

              • #22
                Kawaii Desu Ne?
                benguino
                • Dec 2007
                • 4233

                Re: Zak's AMA

                Originally posted by Zakvvv666
                Charu.
                If me and Charu were to make sweet love, how would you imagine that experience to be?

                Are these questions making you uncomfortable?
                AMA: http://ask.fm/benguino


                Originally posted by Spenner
                (^)> peck peck says the heels
                Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                And god made ben, and realized he was doomed to miss. And said it was good.
                Originally posted by Zakvvv666
                awww :< crushing my dreams; was looking foward to you attempting to shoot yourself point blank and missing

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                • #23
                  I catch fruit
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  Zakvvv666
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2862

                  Re: Zak's AMA

                  Originally posted by reuben_tate
                  If me and Charu were to make sweet love, how would you imagine that experience to be?
                  A nightmare.

                  Are these questions making you uncomfortable?
                  Very much so.



                  Originally posted by reuben_tate
                  I'll bid a single erotic yet safe-for-work photo of me posing while wearing my Piplup hat while sucking on a blueberry lollipop with my mouth partially open so you can see the lollipop color to verify it's blueberryness.

                  Disclaimer: This photo is not guaranteed to cause pleasure.


                  Comment

                  • #24
                    Kawaii Desu Ne?
                    benguino
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 4233

                    Re: Zak's AMA

                    If you were forced to turn into an animal before you had sex, which animal would you choose? If your partner turned into an animal before he/she had sex with you, which animal would you like him/her to turn into it?
                    AMA: http://ask.fm/benguino


                    Originally posted by Spenner
                    (^)> peck peck says the heels
                    Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                    And god made ben, and realized he was doomed to miss. And said it was good.
                    Originally posted by Zakvvv666
                    awww :< crushing my dreams; was looking foward to you attempting to shoot yourself point blank and missing

                    Comment

                    • #25
                      Kawaii Desu Ne?
                      benguino
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 4233

                      Re: Zak's AMA

                      Why won't you answer my question? :'c
                      AMA: http://ask.fm/benguino


                      Originally posted by Spenner
                      (^)> peck peck says the heels
                      Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                      And god made ben, and realized he was doomed to miss. And said it was good.
                      Originally posted by Zakvvv666
                      awww :< crushing my dreams; was looking foward to you attempting to shoot yourself point blank and missing

                      Comment

                      • #26
                        FFR Player
                        Xx{Midnight}xX
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 8548

                        Re: Zak's AMA

                        What the **** did I miss in chat last night

                        Holy balls

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                        • #27
                          I catch fruit
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          Zakvvv666
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2862

                          Re: Zak's AMA

                          Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                          What the **** did I miss in chat last night

                          Holy balls
                          You missed Ben getting really gay.

                          Which is why I won't answer his question :3



                          Originally posted by reuben_tate
                          I'll bid a single erotic yet safe-for-work photo of me posing while wearing my Piplup hat while sucking on a blueberry lollipop with my mouth partially open so you can see the lollipop color to verify it's blueberryness.

                          Disclaimer: This photo is not guaranteed to cause pleasure.


                          Comment

                          • #28
                            FFR Player
                            Zapmeister
                            • Sep 2012
                            • 483

                            Re: Zak's AMA

                            You're playing poker with a tiger, a moose, and a tomato. You 3-bet with Ad Qh and the tiger and moose both call. The flop is Kd 2h 7s. The tiger snarls at the table as if in frustration, then bets 4x minimum. The moose folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

                            If you could remove a letter from the English alphabet which would you remove and why?

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                            • #29
                              I catch fruit
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              Zakvvv666
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 2862

                              Re: Zak's AMA

                              Originally posted by Zapmeister
                              You're playing poker with a tiger, a moose, and a tomato. You 3-bet with Ad Qh and the tiger and moose both call. The flop is Kd 2h 7s. The tiger snarls at the table as if in frustration, then bets 4x minimum. The moose folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

                              I would run screaming, **** playing poker with a tiger and a moose

                              If you could remove a letter from the English alphabet which would you remove and why?

                              I wouldn't really want to remove any letter, but I suppose if I had to, I would choose x, because it just doesn't serve that much of a purpose

                              Why is green paint green?

                              Because yes

                              Why does 1-phenylethanol not dissolve in water?

                              Because I said so
                              ..



                              Originally posted by reuben_tate
                              I'll bid a single erotic yet safe-for-work photo of me posing while wearing my Piplup hat while sucking on a blueberry lollipop with my mouth partially open so you can see the lollipop color to verify it's blueberryness.

                              Disclaimer: This photo is not guaranteed to cause pleasure.


                              Comment

                              • #30
                                Kawaii Desu Ne?
                                benguino
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 4233

                                Re: Zak's AMA

                                Why don't you cut your hair?
                                Can I call you jesusfly?
                                Do you accidentally rub cheeto dust from your fingers to your clothes?
                                Imagine this situation: we are in the same classroom in opposite corners. We both catch a look at each other at the same time. I give you a suggestive smirk. What do you do?
                                AMA: http://ask.fm/benguino


                                Originally posted by Spenner
                                (^)> peck peck says the heels
                                Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                                And god made ben, and realized he was doomed to miss. And said it was good.
                                Originally posted by Zakvvv666
                                awww :< crushing my dreams; was looking foward to you attempting to shoot yourself point blank and missing

                                Comment

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