What caused your obsession with feces or the act of defecating?
Dude, I swear, pooping is seriously one of the most enjoyable feelings in the world. Ever since I was little, I've loved it. In elementary school, I would wait all day in anticipation for the final bell to dismiss us because that meant within the next ten minutes or so, I'd be at home on my throne with a copy of Nintendo Power. I'm not joking. I pity anyone who's unable to experience the same joy I feel while taking a dump.
Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
would you really eat tacos with me if we hung out or when you posted that was it just a joke ?
lmao dude if we hung out, I expect you to introduce me to real Latin American cuisine at some point
why are you straight? you're too hot for that nonsense people call vaginas.
sorry maggie ily!!
lol thank you but I love boobs too much to ever consider being gay. Although I suppose I could experiment with that 'bear' fetish, some of those guys have massive tits.
Also fun fact, I believe I've seen more dicks irl than vaginas (thanks to two very unfortunate incidents)
Originally posted by 00Razor00
Do you stand up to wipe? Or wipe while sitting down?
I think I lift my right cheek and kinda reach under and in while my left stays on the seat. Lemme doublecheck. edit: yup
Originally posted by Izzy
Do you shake the end of the gas nozzle after you are done filling up your car?
I'm inclined to say no, but it might be one of those idiosyncrasies I have that I haven't even noticed yet. I'll try to pay attention next time I gas up lol.
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