Bored. ask me to do random things

[tofurox]

Re: Bored. ask me to do random things

lmao don't waste any of your time reading GK's posts. They are dumber than anything else on this forum.

I got a good one, make a $20 purchase in dimes.

edit: but you have to go to a grocery store with a big line-up.

Pennies, nickles, and dimes. Just have a big sack of random change. Go during a big a sale at the grocery store and pick the longest line possible.

[fenderg]

Re: Bored. ask me to do random things

lol, i can do that one no problem. I buy cigarettes with random change all the time when I don't have anything else. just give me some time to save up $20 in change, and I'll knock that one out. welsh_girl, is 24 seconds good enough for you?

[MikeShinoda12345]

Re: Bored. ask me to do random things

tell me your darkest secrets

[BethanyBangs]

Re: Bored. ask me to do random things

You should draw me an acorn.
A happy one, at that.

[UserNameGoesHere]

Re: Bored. ask me to do random things

Invent a time machine and go back in time.
Solve world hunger.
Memorize Pi to infinitely many places.
Teach a monkey to speak English.

...but seriously though, don't hurt yourself.

[fenderg]

Re: Bored. ask me to do random things

MikeShinoda12345 - I used to be a crossdresser, and still do crossdress on occasion. I'm responsible for the death of a 2 and 4 year old. I used to have pretty damn serious homicidal/suicidal thoughts. I secretly love boy bands. I <3 dildo's. There are way worse, but some things just shouldn't be shared with the general public. Oh, and to anyone who thinks I'm insane(definitely justifiable to dispute this), just know that all the homicidal/suicidal stuff is in the past..like 3 years in the past.
BethanyBangs - here ya go.

[supermousie]

Re: Bored. ask me to do random things

I'm responsible for the death of a 2 and 4 year old

Do tell. Unless it's seriously fucced up and/or illegal. Or you just really don't want to.

[Trogdor!!!!]

Re: Bored. ask me to do random things

I <3 dildo's.

lmao

- Sharpen your teeth
- Braid your dog's hair
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Give your goldfish a perm
- But don't be orange
- Take your sofa for a walk
- Dial 911 and breathe heavily
- Go to a funeral...tell jokes
- Find a witch
- Burn her
- Wear a sweatband to your wedding
- Intimidate a piece of chalk
- Count your belly button
- Disassemble your car
- Put it together inside out
- Re-elect Richard Nixon
- Wear a salad
- Flash your goldfish
- Shoot a fire hydrant
- Apologize to it
- Mug a stop sign
- Count your teeth with your tongue

ROFL

- Bronze your sister- If you lose, stop watering it and try again.

ROFLROFLMFAOLOL

This thread is ****ing gold.

[fenderg]

Re: Bored. ask me to do random things

Do tell. Unless it's seriously fucced up and/or illegal. Or you just really don't want to.

Nah, it's fine. Used to be a touchy subject for me, but it was over 5 years ago. Like I said, I'm at least partially responsible, but I no longer feel any guilt or remorse about it.
I was 12 years old, and my friend Seth invited me to come stay with him and his mom at a lakeside cabin near a restaurant that she worked at. His little brother(robert, aka "little man". age 4.), and sister(brook, age 2) were with us as well. We all wanted to swim to this little island about 100 feet out in the lake, but when we got to the lake, we realized I had forgotten their life vests(i was the one responsible for getting them). so just as we were about to turn back, I noticed this little raft sitting on the bank. It wasn't really a raft per se. more like a huge hunk of styrofoam with a 400 pound piece of metal sitting on it, but the weight of the metal wasn't evenly distributed because of the shape of it. So we're pulling the kids out to the island on this make-shift raft, and a boat goes by at max speed(in a no wake zone, mind you). the resulting wake flipped the raft, the metal falls off on top of the kids, and me and seth try our best to lift it, but we're both just kids and its much too heavy for us. We managed to signal 2 boats to come help us. The first one didn't take us seriously. He kept asking us if we were joking, and after much cursing and yelling he finally decided to get out and help us. He took his sweet time though, still thinking we were joking. The second one was a retired navy veteran, and he immediately called for an evac. copter. After about 15 minutes of them being underwater, we finally got them out and me and seth had to do our best to give them CPR(dunno why the adults didn't think it'd be better if they did it). The evac copter arrived pretty quickly, but they were pronounced dead on arrival to the hospital.
Here's a link to the story if you're interested. http://www.wate.com/story/5365693/2-...edirected=true

[icontrolyourworld]

Re: Bored. ask me to do random things

find a girl vlogger on youtube with like 1000+ vids and pm her saying you've fapped to every single one of those videos xD

[Crashfan3]

Re: Bored. ask me to do random things

Something simple.
Get on a bus, open up the window, and shout out "IT'S MY MONEY, AND I NEED IT NOW!"
Shouting is so damn lulzy.

[fenderg]

Re: Bored. ask me to do random things

Something simple.
Get on a bus, open up the window, and shout out "IT'S MY MONEY, AND I NEED IT NOW!"
Shouting is so damn lulzy.

I live in Tennessee..buses are virtually inexistent around here. ICYworld, I'm going to the gym at the moment, but when I get back I'll get on it. Do you happen to know any girl vloggers? cuz I sure as **** don't, so it'd be a massive help if you could send me a link to one's page.

[TheSaxRunner05]

Re: Bored. ask me to do random things

Reach level 100 in farmville

[25thhour]

Re: Bored. ask me to do random things

find a girl vlogger on youtube with like 1000+ vids and pm her saying you've fapped to every single one of those videos xD

Challenge: Actually Fap to all 1000+ of those videos

[A2P]

Re: Bored. ask me to do random things

Type 2 reasons why you hate me