Words Of Wisdom - Anything and Everything

[MrMagic5239]

I got this idea from a thread earlier. It is pretty simple. Post your most random, or very telling words of wisdom. They can be about anything. Here is one to start it off.


A hamster with no voice, will never become a popstar.

[Shikari]

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A hamster with no voice, will never become a popstar.

sup justin bieber





Idk, mine is: Never go to a war, specially with yourself. This quote from "Lord of War" is awesome. Btw, the movie is awesome.

[MrRubix]

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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"

[Reach]

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Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.

[MrMagic5239]

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You must stoop low to pickpocket a midget.

[Brikins]

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In since turkey day is coming up for those americans:

Next Thanksgiving, here is a fun trick to play: When the mashed potatoes and turkey are being served, take some of both. But hide your turkey under your mashed potatoes. When your family asks "Don't you want some turkey?," pull the turkey out from under the mashed potatoes and yell "I tricked you!!"

- Jack Handey

I did have some serious quotes, but unfortunately my computer won't let me get to fb =(

[MrMagic5239]

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Ill use this one even though I used it in a different thread.


60% of the time, it works everytime.

[rushyrulz]

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A computer may be able to beat you at chess, but I bet you can destroy it in kickboxing.

[MrMagic5239]

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I love that one hahaha

[legato210]

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police: we've got complaints of smoke in this building. do you know if this is a non smoking building?

partiers: this is, like, a private residence, man

police: have a nice night


true story ;D

[MrGiggles]

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There's never been a true war that wasn't fought between two sets of people who were certain they were in the right.

[MrMagic5239]

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There's never been a true war that wasn't fought between two sets of people who were certain they were in the right.

That is the most true thing, I've ever heard.

[tangomango]

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Approximately 87% of all statistics are made up.

[DossarLX ODI]

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"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."

"Your parents are right when they say they won't always be around to fight for you - because you'll be fighting against them too!"

"The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic."

"You won't go back to college if you don't have the money. You won't have the money if you don't have a good job. You won't get a good job if you don't go to college."

[Starshot]

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"I have never separated my work as an artist from my work as a human being. I've always put it even more strongly that to me, my art is always a weapon."

-Paul Robeson

I live by those words.