Re: Card Games
no one likes you for a good reason
Freshman and Sophomore year of highschool i was in to the whole poker thing. but i was just a little above average so one day at my friends house, i decided that i would start cheating our other friends out of their money and he thought it was a great idea. so i spent some time learning false shuffling and stacking the deck and other things.
it started with just dollar hands at the lunch table. nobody else knew i was cheating except my best friend and id usually give him the winning hands and when lunch was over and we went to our next class together, we would split the cash.
also spent free days in choir playing dollar hands and cheating other people out of their money. ohhh the laughs me and my best friend shared as these morons were getting pissed off from losing and they had no idea
then we started having small tourny at ppls house. nothing big at all, i was dirt poor back then so buy ins were only 10 bucks but money is money. anyways, when it was my turn to shuffle i would give my best friend epic cards and even more epic cards on the 5 community cards. me and him would almost always be the last two left, then we decide who wants to win because it didnt matter. the other person would lose, and when everyone else went home or fell asleep, the winner would give back the other guy his buy in, give himself back his buy in, then we would split the winnings.
i really liked cheating >:]
on rare occasions so ppl did suspect, i would literally give my friend pocket kings, and throw one king on the flop, and then one on the river. ppl would go ape **** over it and me and him would just have this evil laugh MUHAHAHAHA
it started with just dollar hands at the lunch table. nobody else knew i was cheating except my best friend and id usually give him the winning hands and when lunch was over and we went to our next class together, we would split the cash.
also spent free days in choir playing dollar hands and cheating other people out of their money. ohhh the laughs me and my best friend shared as these morons were getting pissed off from losing and they had no idea
then we started having small tourny at ppls house. nothing big at all, i was dirt poor back then so buy ins were only 10 bucks but money is money. anyways, when it was my turn to shuffle i would give my best friend epic cards and even more epic cards on the 5 community cards. me and him would almost always be the last two left, then we decide who wants to win because it didnt matter. the other person would lose, and when everyone else went home or fell asleep, the winner would give back the other guy his buy in, give himself back his buy in, then we would split the winnings.
i really liked cheating >:]
on rare occasions so ppl did suspect, i would literally give my friend pocket kings, and throw one king on the flop, and then one on the river. ppl would go ape **** over it and me and him would just have this evil laugh MUHAHAHAHA
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