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  • jugglinguy
    Use me as a porta-potty
    • Dec 2006
    • 4319
    #16
    Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory

    He was a temp, so 50/50 shot of being obese.
    Originally posted by Jem
    Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

    You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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      • cedolad
        moonchild~
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Jan 2007
        • 6879
        #17
        Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory

        Originally posted by fido123
        Oompa Loompa D=?
        I was gonna say that

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          • DJ_Swabber
            Is feckin' leget, betch.™
            • Feb 2003
            • 511
            #18
            Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory

            I would have died if I were anywhere near a chocolate vat, too. =(
            Poor guy... thats a terrible death.

            JOIN the Spartans or DIEEEEE. =D (go to my random thought)

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              • fido123
                FFR Player
                • Sep 2005
                • 4245
                #19
                Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory

                Originally posted by DJ_Swabber
                I would have died if I were anywhere near a chocolate vat, too. =(
                Poor guy... thats a terrible death.
                How is it terrible? DEATH BY CHOCOLATE YO!

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                  • MrRubix
                    FFR Player
                    • Sep 2026
                    • 8340
                    #20
                    Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory

                    Better than death by semen.
                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

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                      • cedolad
                        moonchild~
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 6879
                        #21
                        Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory

                        Death by backed up semen sounds fun.

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                          • jugglinguy
                            Use me as a porta-potty
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 4319
                            #22
                            Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory

                            Originally posted by MrRubix
                            Better than death by semen.
                            But they're equally delicio...
                            Originally posted by Jem
                            Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

                            You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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                              • AC1speakerbox
                                FFR Player
                                • Jun 2006
                                • 1242
                                #23
                                Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory

                                Originally posted by cedolad
                                **** Willy Wonka died?
                                AAAAAHH!! I lol'd so hard! XD

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                                  • virus003
                                    FFR Veteran
                                    • Feb 2008
                                    • 1822
                                    #24
                                    Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory

                                    oh boy
                                    I love bits of human in my chocolate.

                                    Originally posted by XUioX
                                    too hard and too long.. the rest of it was easy though.
                                    Originally posted by roundb0x
                                    i still have photos of my dad dickfeeding me when i was like 5
                                    Originally posted by who_cares973
                                    stop back seat modding its annoying

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                                      • lord_carbo
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 6222
                                        #25
                                        Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory

                                        yo if ya gotta die, man, that's the way to go out
                                        last.fm

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                                          • cedolad
                                            moonchild~
                                            FFR Simfile Author
                                            • Jan 2007
                                            • 6879
                                            #26
                                            Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory

                                            Originally posted by Uncreative
                                            I wonder if they made his dead corpse into an edible chocolate man.
                                            Ahahahahaha. This is epic. I would so buy his weiner lmfao

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                                              • psychoangel691
                                                Retired Staff
                                                FFR Simfile Author
                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 10438
                                                #27
                                                Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory

                                                all I can say is wow lol
                                                Originally posted by Charu
                                                My dick is good, thank you very much. It gets love and attention no matter what <3 <3 <3
                                                Originally posted by DaBackpack
                                                also a fucking helicopter is the absolute last place I'd go to find out how big my dick is
                                                Originally posted by Shadow_God_10
                                                Dawg you don't even know. It's so fuckin' small I can use a pen cap to jack off

                                                Originally posted by hi19hi19
                                                yeah I'mma go for the Rave7 route she's just perfect, stiff on the top, thin in the middle, and has a BIG THICC END that I can just jack on all night UwU best girl

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                                                  • ShAiOnEi
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • May 2007
                                                    • 1110
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory

                                                    Damn that's ****ed up.
                                                    I love my son Auron

                                                    Epic thread killer

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                                                      • Ghakimx
                                                        Cutie&Handshaking Sounds
                                                        • Mar 2009
                                                        • 1594
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory

                                                        When I read the title, the first thing to hit me was 'Charlie died in a chocolate factory?' then I lol'd my ass off, and then the source decides to make a reference to the movie! How nice! But it's sad for the man, to say the least.

                                                        I AM ASHAMED OF MY STUPIDITY AND MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU. FORGIVE ME, FFR.


                                                        Ninjas NEVER die. Now on a 30 kill streak.

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                                                          • MrDespair
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                            • 37
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Man dies in a chocolate factory

                                                            Ugh thats gotta be one of the worst ways to die. I have nightmares about that ****. Getting all your bones and limbs ripped off while drowning in the mixture waiting for one of the things to finally kill you as you are whisked about.
                                                            I'm in despair! This forum has left me in despair!
                                                            OH YEAH!

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