Fuuuuuu, my hand

[t-rogdor]

Re: Fuuuuuu, my hand

Sounds fun, tell me exactly what you did, to point where you cut your thumb, so I can do the same. Except with the opposite thumb.

I'm still waiting for this. >_>

Okay.

First, get an old pill bottle. Then get a movie theater straw, a rubber band, and an exacto-knife type thing that is not as sharp and goes back into the holder if pressed down.

Now, get the pill bottle, and try desperately to cut a perfect circle in the bottom of the bottle, never having the blade actually go into the bottle. Now, as you've made your, like, 6th hexagon that is not a circle, get a little frustrated and try harder. At this point, the knife will fly off of the side, unbeknownst to your expectations, and it will cut your thumb; Which, if done correctly, should be on the bottle in prime "Getting Cut" position.

Edit: Gotta be ambidextrous, bro.

Knew that, just part of the joke though.

[nuclearsamurai]

Re: Fuuuuuu, my hand

So aside from this epic failure, does it actually work?

[coraleaterlinda]

Re: Fuuuuuu, my hand

i like the homemade splint. and i also want to know if the airhorn works.

[cedolad]

Re: Fuuuuuu, my hand

Okay.

First, get an old pill bottle. Then get a movie theater straw, a rubber band, and an exacto-knife type thing that is not as sharp and goes back into the holder if pressed down.

Now, get the pill bottle, and try desperately to cut a perfect circle in the bottom of the bottle, never having the blade actually go into the bottle. Now, as you've made your, like, 6th hexagon that is not a circle, get a little frustrated and try harder. At this point, the knife will fly off of the side, unbeknownst to your expectations, and it will cut your thumb; Which, if done correctly, should be on the bottle in prime "Getting Cut" position.

Fabulous! Now I can cut my thumb. Which thumb did you cut exactly? Left or right?

[Kekeb]

Re: Fuuuuuu, my hand

Which thumb did you cut exactly? Left or right?

Clearly it was his right hand.

[richyrich55]

Re: Fuuuuuu, my hand

Save it, and take out the watermarks in Paint.

My middle name is lazy so...

[cedolad]

Re: Fuuuuuu, my hand

Clearly it was his right hand.

Clearly looks like the left.

[JKPolk]

Re: Fuuuuuu, my hand

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/858692/home_made_rocket_fuel/

I found a new project for you

[cedolad]

Re: Fuuuuuu, my hand

I'll keep this in mind.

[phe0nixblade]

Re: Fuuuuuu, my hand

kekebs so dumb lmao

[who_cares973]

Re: Fuuuuuu, my hand

cool rocket fuel

[Kekeb]

Re: Fuuuuuu, my hand

clearly looks like the left.

kekebs so dumb lmao

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[moh_master2003]

Re: Fuuuuuu, my hand

Glad you're okay bro but really...did it work?

[phe0nixblade]

Re: Fuuuuuu, my hand

k i get it, not a pro web sarcasm detector k?

[phe0nixblade]

Re: Fuuuuuu, my hand

and lmao this post was so appropriate