So I went to the dead sea

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  • #1
    Snek
    FFR Simfile Author
    Izzy
    • Jan 2003
    • 9195

    So I went to the dead sea

    Other then the short lived excitement of floating with 0 effort. It really hurts the tip of your penis.
  • #2
    smoke wheat hail satin
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    foilman8805
    • Sep 2006
    • 5704

    Re: So I went to the dead sea

    NaCl

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    • #3
      FFR Veteran
      syzergy
      • Jun 2007
      • 448

      Re: So I went to the dead sea

      penis?
      Originally posted by Triplex72
      Usually my enormous penis is in the way, so that's what I'm stuck staring at...
      Originally posted by roundb0x
      absolutely nothing wrong with this

      i still have photos of my dad dickfeeding me when i was like 5

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      • #4
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        Neon Kitten
        • Nov 2008
        • 28

        Re: So I went to the dead sea

        i bet, too much salt

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        • #5
          Call me Massive Swallow
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          Redorigami
          • Oct 2005
          • 3162

          Re: So I went to the dead sea

          Wear a good condom next time.
          Originally posted by TheRapingDragon
          The ability to lick the clit and the vagina and apply gentle pressure at the same time with one upward lick is something the small tongued of us can only dream about.
          Originally posted by spreadNv
          Got dibs on La Camp.
          Oh right, Im not any good.
          Got dibs on Pita.

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          • #6
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            virus003
            • Feb 2008
            • 1822

            Re: So I went to the dead sea

            Originally posted by Izzy
            Other then the short lived excitement of floating with 0 effort. It really hurts the tip of your penis.
            how would you know

            Originally posted by XUioX
            too hard and too long.. the rest of it was easy though.
            Originally posted by roundb0x
            i still have photos of my dad dickfeeding me when i was like 5
            Originally posted by who_cares973
            stop back seat modding its annoying

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            • #7
              Snek
              FFR Simfile Author
              Izzy
              • Jan 2003
              • 9195

              Re: So I went to the dead sea

              Originally posted by virus003
              how would you know
              Read the title of the thread...

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              • #8
                Call me Massive Swallow
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                Redorigami
                • Oct 2005
                • 3162

                Re: So I went to the dead sea

                PS I read this as "So I went to the dead area" at first and I was like ?_?
                Originally posted by TheRapingDragon
                The ability to lick the clit and the vagina and apply gentle pressure at the same time with one upward lick is something the small tongued of us can only dream about.
                Originally posted by spreadNv
                Got dibs on La Camp.
                Oh right, Im not any good.
                Got dibs on Pita.

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                • #9
                  shots FIRED
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                  bmah
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 8462

                  Re: So I went to the dead sea

                  salty water + penis = shrinky dinks

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                  • #10
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                    who_cares973
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 15407

                    Re: So I went to the dead sea

                    Originally posted by virus003
                    how would you know
                    gj job


                    and yeah salt and penis dont mix

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                    • #11
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                      Jtehanonymous
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 3799

                      Re: So I went to the dead sea

                      You were able to float with zero effort because the amount of salt in the water made it more dense? I've never heard about that, but it makes perfect sense, and that's actually kind of cool. XD

                      Lol penis.

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                      • #12
                        Snek
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                        Izzy
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 9195

                        Re: So I went to the dead sea



                        this is the exact beach spot i went to.

                        It is really hard to get an understand of how it would be just from watching it. You really can not sink at all. Even if you tried your hardest to swim downwards it would push you back up. You wouldn't want to try that though because getting any water in your eyes would burn like a bitch. It pretty much feels like you are swimming with life saver things on your arms and legs and head.

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                        • #13
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                          Dimitri13
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 701

                          Re: So I went to the dead sea

                          Originally posted by Jtehanonymous
                          You were able to float with zero effort because the amount of salt in the water made it more dense? I've never heard about that, but it makes perfect sense, and that's actually kind of cool. XD

                          Lol penis.
                          Jesus Christ your dumb. Everyone knows about that.


                          Originally posted by Tibs
                          Originally posted by arsonistsgetallthegirls
                          changing Antarctica into a desert
                          good thing theres lots of sand under all the ice

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                          • #14
                            Hunger Games Hunty
                            Jtehanonymous
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 3799

                            Re: So I went to the dead sea

                            Originally posted by Dimitri13
                            Jesus Christ your dumb. Everyone knows about that.
                            Hahah, I guess everyone knows about it now.

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                            • #15
                              nah
                              Quigly
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 3506

                              Re: So I went to the dead sea

                              Originally posted by Dimitri13
                              Jesus Christ your dumb. Everyone knows about that.
                              You strike me as the guy who no one is friends with because they're such a pompous asshole.






                              Hi5.
                              Last edited by Quigly; 06-8-2009, 04:09 PM.
                              nah

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