Happy birthday Afrobean?

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 4
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 4 template Next
  • ninjaKIWI
    plain old ugly ass dumbas
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Aug 2006
    • 3305
    #46
    Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

    I made you a strap-on made of two belts, a sock, duct tape, and a whipped cream can.


    Mmmmm, realistic.
    Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
    "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
    "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
    "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
    "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
    "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

      Comment

      • Afrobean
        Admiral in the Red Army
        • Dec 2003
        • 13262
        #47
        Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

        Originally posted by KgZ
        afrobean for your birthday I bought you a fleshlight with a molding of jur's vagina
        oh thanks just what i always wanted

          Comment

          • GG_Guru
            Let em' do what they want
            • Mar 2006
            • 3219
            #48
            Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

            Originally posted by hoochan
            by any chance are you saying because you have actually experienced a high? oh wait probably not so thats why youre talking **** for no reason. GG ***



            yea and from the one post that ive read from you so far i can totally understand why. youre a stuck up bitch who needs a reality check. BIG SURPRISEEEEE THERE FOLKS
            Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

              Comment

              • roundb0x
                FFR Veteran
                • Dec 2008
                • 533
                #49
                Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                Originally posted by GG_Guru
                Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
                thinking is not one of your strong traits mr. gg_******
                Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
                What's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)
                Originally posted by Flaming_Dingleberry
                The first time you try it, it's to be cool around other people who do it. You realize, "This sucks..." but it's too late, you're addicted.

                  Comment

                  • GG_Guru
                    Let em' do what they want
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 3219
                    #50
                    Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                    Originally posted by roundb0x
                    thinking is not one of your strong traits mr. gg_******
                    Takes one to know one.

                      Comment

                      • roundb0x
                        FFR Veteran
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 533
                        #51
                        Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                        Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
                        What's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)
                        Originally posted by Flaming_Dingleberry
                        The first time you try it, it's to be cool around other people who do it. You realize, "This sucks..." but it's too late, you're addicted.

                          Comment

                          • Iapyx
                            10 Year Veteran
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 74
                            #52
                            Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                            Seriously, you're all a bunch of morons. It's really clear how old people are who play this game.

                            I am beyond you.

                              Comment

                              • GG_Guru
                                Let em' do what they want
                                • Mar 2006
                                • 3219
                                #53
                                Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                                Originally posted by Iapyx
                                Seriously, you're all a bunch of morons. It's really clear how old people are who play this game.

                                I am beyond you.
                                LOL, this man proves a point. Alright little kiddies.

                                Elvis has left the building.

                                  Comment

                                  • NFD
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Nov 2007
                                    • 4715
                                    #54
                                    Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                                    He did his quite a number of decades ago GG_Guru.

                                      Comment

                                      • OrganisM
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Oct 2006
                                        • 2644
                                        #55
                                        Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                                        .

                                        Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                        "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                        because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                        spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                        changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                        Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                        Originally Posted by                                         MrRubix[link]:
                                        "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                         Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                        "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

                                          Comment

                                          • roundb0x
                                            FFR Veteran
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 533
                                            #56
                                            Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                                            Originally posted by GG_Guru
                                            Alright little kiddies.

                                            Elvis has left the building.
                                            you're 17 you idiot

                                            and you can't be elvis you're black
                                            Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
                                            What's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)
                                            Originally posted by Flaming_Dingleberry
                                            The first time you try it, it's to be cool around other people who do it. You realize, "This sucks..." but it's too late, you're addicted.

                                              Comment

                                              • OrganisM
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Oct 2006
                                                • 2644
                                                #57
                                                Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                                                Pfft Elvis was a black white boy. If he didn't play "black music" he wouldn't have been promoted by any labels, nor would he have been so popular.

                                                Better than what Pat Boone did. He took the music and whitified it, because we sure wouldn't want that devil negro music poisoning our our impressionable youth, now would we?

                                                (case in point: his cover of Tutti Frutti. as a fan of Little Richard, that Pat Boone **** makes me violent every time I hear it)
                                                .

                                                Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                                "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                                because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                                spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                                changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                                Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                                Originally Posted by                                                 MrRubix[link]:
                                                "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                                 Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                                "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Dorby
                                                    fake plastic deez
                                                    • Aug 2007
                                                    • 874
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                                                    Originally posted by organism
                                                    stuff
                                                    shut the **** up
                                                    Originally posted by Phynx
                                                    And so it was, with this thread that, in 2014 Robertsona will be placed in history via the Legendary Thread section. He will be respected as a self-proclaimed master of TGB. A feat so uncared for and ignored that he himself committed suicide in early 2013.

                                                      Comment

                                                      • roundb0x
                                                        FFR Veteran
                                                        • Dec 2008
                                                        • 533
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                                                        something tells me the internet is your only intellectual outlet organism
                                                        Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
                                                        What's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)
                                                        Originally posted by Flaming_Dingleberry
                                                        The first time you try it, it's to be cool around other people who do it. You realize, "This sucks..." but it's too late, you're addicted.

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Afrobean
                                                            Admiral in the Red Army
                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                            • 13262
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                                                            You guys are all ******s.

                                                            Shut up.

                                                              Comment

                                                              Previous 1 2 3 4 template Next
                                                              Working...