Happy birthday Afrobean?

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  • robertsona
    missa in h-moll
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Dec 2006
    • 4000

    #16
    Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

    actually more like everyone is being a dick to afrobean and afrobean is being a dick to them but it's all good

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    • funmonkey54
      The Chill Keeper
      • Oct 2007
      • 4127

      #17
      Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

      I love you Afro.

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      • Kenzya
        FFR Player
        • Jan 2004
        • 3411

        #18
        Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

        happy birthday you dumb ***

        One Time I Sucked Six in a Row (Locust Toybox Remix)
        Write to me Stick Stickly p.o. box 963 New York City New York State 10108
        I'm Still Alive

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        • Syhto
          BuMP it
          • Mar 2006
          • 2466

          #19
          Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

          Yeah pass
          Originally posted by ~jrodd
          keep ur head up or down whatevers most comfortable idk but ya i repsect u cuz u respect others and we all have opinions to share, so respect one another and keep being urself or someone else watever
          Originally posted by ~Tao of Dossar
          I never self-reflect, and therefore, I have no negative thoughts about myself. However I am also aware about my successes.

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          • -paexaea-
            ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
            • Apr 2007
            • 4611

            #20
            Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

            Originally posted by Kenzya
            happy birthday you dumb ***
            i ****ing love kenzya
            See you, Space Cowboy.

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            • banditcom
              FFR Player
              • Mar 2003
              • 6243

              #21
              Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

              Grats on the 21st year since you've last been near a vagina.



              Tonight you're out with your fam or tomorrow...?

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              • Afrobean
                Admiral in the Red Army
                • Dec 2003
                • 13262

                #22
                Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                Originally posted by banditcom
                Grats on the 21st year since you've last been near a vagina.
                I've been NEAR plenty. Perhaps you mean "inside"...?

                Are you really the right person to be ribbing me on being a virgin though?

                Tonight you're out with your fam or tomorrow...?
                Naw... I gotta work the next couple of days. Doing it on Tuesday.

                It's a good thing birthdays aren't a big deal for me, otherwise I'd be like really bummed right now.

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                • pokelda
                  ⁽ ´ཀ`⁾
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 3876

                  #23
                  Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                  Originally posted by Afrobean
                  I've been NEAR plenty. Perhaps you mean "inside"...?

                  Are you really the right person to be ribbing me on being a virgin though?
                  fleshlight

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                  • Dorby
                    fake plastic deez
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 874

                    #24
                    Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                    lose the v-card before your 40's
                    Originally posted by Phynx
                    And so it was, with this thread that, in 2014 Robertsona will be placed in history via the Legendary Thread section. He will be respected as a self-proclaimed master of TGB. A feat so uncared for and ignored that he himself committed suicide in early 2013.

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                    • OrganisM
                      FFR Player
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 2644

                      #25
                      Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                      You're a virgin? I think you're too conservative with your junk.

                      I personally like to meet pretty ladies, have wonderful conversations on sociopolitical ideologies, and then give them a liberal dicking back at my place after they've had one too many.
                      .

                      Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                      "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                      because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                      spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                      changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                      Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                      Originally Posted by
                      MrRubix[link]:
                      "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                      Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                      "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                      • pokelda
                        ⁽ ´ཀ`⁾
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 3876

                        #26
                        Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                        afrobean a conservative? what?

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                        • Afrobean
                          Admiral in the Red Army
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 13262

                          #27
                          Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                          Originally posted by pokelda
                          afrobean a conservative? what?
                          Precisely why I mocked him on the first page.

                          For future reference, I'm a libertarian, you dork.

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                          • GG_Guru
                            Let em' do what they want
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 3219

                            #28
                            Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                            Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

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                            • Dorby
                              fake plastic deez
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 874

                              #29
                              Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                              Originally posted by GG_Guru
                              Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
                              you look like a monkey
                              Originally posted by Phynx
                              And so it was, with this thread that, in 2014 Robertsona will be placed in history via the Legendary Thread section. He will be respected as a self-proclaimed master of TGB. A feat so uncared for and ignored that he himself committed suicide in early 2013.

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                              • GG_Guru
                                Let em' do what they want
                                • Mar 2006
                                • 3219

                                #30
                                Re: Happy birthday Afrobean?

                                Dorby, we all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

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