I might have taken it seriously had it not been the part about the sex slaves.
No. That actually happened. I'm not joking. When you live in Alabama, selling your kids as sex slaves is not as hard as it may seem. Especially in Priceville and Decatur. There's a lot of bad **** that happens there.
Originally posted by NFD
Also they can't legally make her do it.
Tard.
See avatar and title.
I'm trying not to lol.
That's horrible.
Originally posted by sonic-fast-fingers
can someone clarrify what QFT means my friend told me its quit ****ing talking, but im not 100 percent sure
Originally posted by Synthlight
I need a car that drives itself completely automated and I want it for free and it needs infinite gas mileage.
Oh, I'm sorry, the judges have just informed me that you did not answer in the form of a question and are therefore disqualified. So the prize goes to Steve! Congratulations Steve!
-applaud like you mean it-
Steve's winnings include a trash bag full of dead fish, this week's copy of Ladies' Home Journal, and the entire Encyclopædia Brittanica written in crayon by a small child with Down's syndrome.
Better luck next time!
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