I live in Florida, and I'm not worried about this at all.
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
Originally posted by mead1
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
I don't understand why people live in places like that, seriously.
Reminds me of the people in California whining because they lost their two-million-dollar homes, when they know full well that there are wildfires every year.
Or maybe the people who live in the north who bitch about snow, or people who bitch about tornadoes, they choose to live where they live, and that's their perogative..
I live in Florida, and I lost my home years back to a hurricane, that's part of the risk of living anywhere, there's bound to be bad weather, be it earthquakes, floods, hurricanes, tornadoes, or etc. We live where we live because it's our home. All who bitch about losing their homes to a natural disaster when they still have the means to purchase a new one have the right to bitch because they just lost their home, that goes double for those who can't afford a new home.
So for all of you out there who've never lived that, QUIT YOUR BITCHING AND STFU.
They gave idiot kids in Tampa the day off from school and we got a slight drizzle with breath force winds.
How stupid.
Sully should have had to go to school rather than work.
No moneys for you.
*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
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