I got to do the funniest thing.

[dood gone krazee]

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I remember one of my friends was running really fast and you do that whole grab the railing bar to swing around to the stairs. But it rips off and you fly into the glass cabinet and shatter the glass.

Something similar happened to me.

I have the stairwell to the upper-story of our house right in front of the front door. Me being an idiot as a kid, grab my hands on the railing of the stairs and learn forward towards the door.

Guess what happens?

*ka-TING* The rail breaks and I go flying forward and hit the door, my head cracks open.

Smart me...

[Adamaja456]

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i was carrying a 30 inch fat(yes fat, not flat) TV upstairs for my friend at this house. well halfway up the stairs, it turns 90 degrees to the right and he decided to tickle me right before i got to the turn.

Needless to say, it laughed and tried to run away but ran the TV right into the wall.
Left a big dent hahah

[TheRapingDragon]

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TRD you need to bulk up.

Tis not my fault, I have a very high metabolism. I eat more than most people do, I just burn it off so damn quickly that it's impossible to keep weight on. I kept being told by my doctor that it would go away, but he's been saying that for like, 5 years or more.

I don't mind, at least I have muscle instead of fat.

[korny]

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I remember when my parents made me go to church when i lived with them and there was always this fat kid who said the most annoying pointless things ever. Because of how annoying he was i broke this thing on one of the chairlegs that kept it together and he sat on it and was so embarrassed when it broke, he started crying. I cried too.

[Flandre Scarlet]

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I once had my 230 lbs uncle sit in my favorite chair at my computer desk that had perfect form and height, and broke it a while later. The arm broke in half and the back snapped =/ Also happened when a friend of a friend sat in a different chair and broke it.

I've also broken my own chair, though I'm only 160 lbs; My temporary chair wasn't too durable.

[windsurfer-sp]

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ITT people use horrible units to describe weight.

[ddr_f4n]

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I broke a glass table once as a kid. I was playing with my cousin, and I fell backwards and landed hard on the glass table behind me.

I ended up with a couple stitches in my ass-cheek. The glass in it was removed. The mark still remains...

[Zythus]

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I'm really not 130 LBS isn't fat is it??? OMG I NEED TO GO LOSE weight! AHHH! to the restroom I go!

I'm 15 and I'm 130LB, trust me, I'm skinny. =/

Chair? The most laughable happening was that my overhead lamp fell and whacked me on the head before the impact with the hardwood floor shattered the bulb.

[indigo23]

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I have a similar railing story:

I was running down the stairs, in socks, and slipped! So I grabbed the small railing that was screwed to the wall to try to catch myself, and ended up ripping the railing right out of the wall. And then sliding down the rest of the stairs.

Funny only in retrospect. =)

[Psychotik]

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I once told my friend, who is a guy, I said to him "You like men" and he nodded. He really is an idiot.

[S!lent]

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Lmao nice story

The only time I've broken a chair was at dinner and I leaned back on my chair.
Well, the back legs both broke and I fell back, hit my head

Missed a day of school

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

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Oh the back legs broke right off. I'm happy I stopped myself from hitting the ground.

[25thhour]

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Lol, I broke a coffee table. I got to break it up and burn it. FUNN! I also broke T.V. I took a hammer to it after. I leaned back on a chair at school and the legs folded under =D

[Zamiax]

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When i was 2 I ran around this glass table and fell on it face first shattered the table and i piece of skin over my lip came off. So my parents super glued that piece back on because they didnt want to take me to the hospital and get stitches.

[AsianTillTheDeath!!]

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ouch and lawl!