I got to do the funniest thing.

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

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I'm not fat, so no, I have never sat on a chair and broken it.

lol your fat

I'm really not 130 LBS isn't fat is it??? OMG I NEED TO GO LOSE weight! AHHH! to the restroom I go!

I have broken a few chairs, but I jumped on them.

Fun! My brother and i took the parts and threw them at each other. No one got hurt we have terrible aim.

[TheRapingDragon]

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I'm really not 130 LBS isn't fat is it???

It's heavier than I am.

[TK_demon]

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I'm not fat, so no, I have never sat on a chair and broken it.

The only problem my chairs ever have is being kept too long and becoming uncomfortable. Maybe I should break my chair so I'll have to stop being lazy and buy a new one.

Well, You font have to nesacarilly have to be fat for the chair to break, It could be loose.

[reptile3141]

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Last Thanksgiving something very similar happened to me...it sucked pretty hard, but it was funny all at the same time.

[Frozen Beat]

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Lol...something wonderful happened in me and my friend's math class...we looked out the window...and the house next to us was on FIRE HAHAHAHA...THE SCHOOL WAS JUST LIKE WTF!?!?!?!?

And I had the best math class ever...

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

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Lol...something wonderful happened in me and my friend's math class...we looked out the window...and the house next to us was on FIRE HAHAHAHA...THE SCHOOL WAS JUST LIKE WTF!?!?!?!?

And I had the best math class ever...

That would make me laugh so much...

[megmeg06]

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the closest I've come to that is when I got folded up in a folding chair. You're story's pretty funny though x)

[EnR]

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Funny stuff I do say. I've never done that, but I know someone who broke a chair in school once. He tried to lean back, and snapped the back of the chair right off...In the middle of class.... Very interesting.

In history class, my friend Jessy (yes I have friends outside of ffr :O) was leaning back on the his chair, and smoked the wall behind him full tilt, I lol'd at him for a few mins, along with everyone else in class. My other friend Pat snaped his chair duing religion and it was funyn as hell because he pretended nothing happend even though his shirt was sticking through the crack xD

[All_That_Chaz]

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Like... 10 years ago I was playing in a magic tournament. An incredibly large boy in my grade sat down and completely destroyed the chair, fell on his ass, hit his head on the floor, the whole deal. He was so mortified he just ran out of the store. Left his cards and everything. I laughed. Everyone did. His family moved to Jacksonville a few months later. I doubt this event had anything to do with it, but it would be funny if it did.

I always feel bad about it when I think about it until I remember that he was a huge jackass.

[stretchypanda]

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TRD you need to bulk up.

[jugglinguy]

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Like... 10 years ago I was playing in a magic tournament. An incredibly large boy in my grade sat down and completely destroyed the chair, fell on his ass, hit his head on the floor, the whole deal. He was so mortified he just ran out of the store. Left his cards and everything. I laughed. Everyone did. His family moved to Jacksonville a few months later. I doubt this event had anything to do with it, but it would be funny if it did.

I always feel bad about it when I think about it until I remember that he was a huge jackass.

Who took the cards?

[All_That_Chaz]

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He got them back eventually.

[tofurox]

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My mother's (fat) friend came over for dinner a while back. She sat down in a char and broke it, she was so embarassed! LOL I laughed my ass off!

[Izzy]

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I remember one of my friends was running really fast and you do that whole grab the railing bar to swing around to the stairs. But it rips off and you fly into the glass cabinet and shatter the glass.

[MystictheHedgehog]

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Izzy, yours makes me think back when I was in middle school. I was running down the staircase, whipped around the railing, lost my grip, and just planted into the wall. I fell, got up, and ran to class embarrassed. One of my friends then kindly pointed out, that my forehead was bleeding and my glasses were kinda, off. I bent the frames on them, needed brand new ones. I went by that staircase after lunch, and noticed there was a bloody spot on the wall, too.


Never broke a chair though...kinda difficult when you only weight 110.