The Passion of Christ

[makaveli121212]

ye of little faith

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

I can see why you'd say that, MoP, but it doesn't work with me. You see, you found it funny because you have the I.Q. level of roughly a blueberry muffin. I found it funny because I'm an athiest, religon hating, cynical bastard.

Hey, my IQ is 120, it was 130 but it dropped 10 points since I was 4.. :\

120 is above average I think.. Bluberry muffin is like 125.

I'm dumber than a blueberry muffin

[Musical_Master]

Rofl...I think I have ruined enough topics for one week..Ugh. Now I will have to make a new user name...again. Like..maybe Drummerboy_Master.

[jewpinthethird]

I just have one mroe thing to say about the "Passion". Next time any Hardcore Jesus freak complains about how violent video games are, I'll just remind them of their beloved "The Passion", of its gore, and how it is taken from the Bible.

Hypocrites.

[QreepyBORIS]

Story of the Crucifixion of christ is something like (Cliff' Notes version):

Jesus is born. He is JEWISH (its actually true--see for proof: "The Last Supper". This is a Seder for Passover [I think...it might be another JEWISH holiday]).

Creepy people follow him around. They call themselves apostles.

Gets older, gets support, calls himself the king of the Jews.

Roman emperor Tiberius (second emperor) goes all "WTFXXXX?!?!". He doesnt like christians and jews (at this time jews and christians like eachother, sort of).

Jesus eats a seder, goes into a garden, get taken away by romans.

Romans kill his ass.

End for Jesus.


Now, you might all be like "OMG IN TEH BIBEL THE JEWZ KLKLIL JEZUZ". In the bible, "Jews" refers to about everyone that wasnt christian. The Bible was written (I am guessing either soon after Jesus death [not likely, although some of it BEFORE the time of his cruxifiction could have been written during this period. Bibe = christian Torah]), or maybe around 300's AD when the Romans became all christian, and wanted to pin the blame somewhere else. Good ole Constantine to the rescue.

Jews did not Kill jesus. He was a jew. Gibson fucked up bad, there.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

jesus was fucking badass....he was all like, "come and get me bitches!" and then this guy got his ear cut off and jesus was like, "chill, dawg....you be trippin on da MAD shit and fixed his ear. Later on, jesus got a bling bling thorn crown put on him and he stripped for all the ladies...he then turned to pontius pilate and said:
yo dawg why you steppin on my grill, b
I can make all my blind brothas see
I smoke da mad shit and i drink alot of wine
you know- all you mofos goin to hell while i dine
All my apostles were mad cool, cept for judas
Dude, i am phatter than the crazy dude buddha
You can kill me, but i'm doing you a favah
I let you go to heaven if you smoke the right flava!

he then proceded to get crucified, and moments before he died muttered "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?" which roughly translated means: I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH

(FOR ALL YOU HARDCORE CHRISTIANS, BEFORE YOU FLAME ME OR SOMETHING BE AWARE THAT I AM A CHRISTIAN, GO TO CHURCH AND CCD, AND EVEN TEACH CCD CLASSES)

[Omeganitros]

Lupin...That was...Godlike genius....And you even threw in "Im Rick James, Bitch!" Thats a classic for The Big Book of Everything Quotable.











...Of course now Ive probably killed it.

[scythe650]

you are so wrong

this movie is correct their is nothing wrong about it pilate waws forced into killing him

[VxDx]

Jews aren't hated because of a movie, they're hated because they wear funny hats.

[Anticrombie0909]

this movie is correct their is nothing wrong about it pilate waws forced into killing him

You could make the dumbest babies ever. No, really.

Ever.

[dontcareaboutmyid]

Point one: Pilate was not forced to kill Jesus, he gave that decision to the mob of people and they said Jesus christ. Pilate then proceded to wash his hands saying he would not be responcible for the exacution of an innocent man (don't coin me to that, it might be a few words different)

point two: Now don't coin this either, but I'm quite sure Jesus himself never called himself the king of the jews. He might have called himself the son of god, but never the king of the jews.
If someone finds a direct instance and states the chapter and verse of wehre it is, I'll eat my words and bake you cookies.

Aintcrobie: Here's a point for you. Don't tell people what opinions they can and can't have mkay? I know it's VxDx, but thats no excuse to force feed people opinions they don't have.

[Anticrombie0909]

Granted, but that wasn't Vx who said that.

[dontcareaboutmyid]

That "review" was the worst, most biased pile of crap I've ever read. In no way was it hilarious, though it clearly tried to be and failed.

First off, stfu Vx it's funny and you know it. Second, Mel is DIRECTING the movie, whoo for me, I thought he was in it (now why would I think that?) Anyway, it's a mockery because it skews and presents the facts in a biased and untrue manner. It strays from the real story in several ways...for instance, it portrays the king Pilate as a sensitive, caring ruler who was forced into crucifying Jesus because of a chanting Jewish mob. In reality, he was a tyrannical, heartless and cruel ruler who sent hundreds of people to death without a trial.

The last comment i made aws in reference to these two posts, sorry for not being specific.

[Anticrombie0909]

Oh...I wasn't really being serious with that, I only thought it was funny in the first place because I dispise the movie...

Meh, doesn't matter.

[makaveli121212]

you didnt see it so you cant dispise it...