If you've got $50 million to spare, why not buy an HP printer?

[flipsta_lombax]

Re: If you've got $50 million to spare, why not buy an HP printer?

Written by Jeffrey Botting:

Only 50 million? Geez, the technology behind it makes it a cool billion at least! From the soothing sounds of the ink being placed on the paper reminiscent to the sound of the ocean, to the orgasmic variety of colors swiftly moving through the printer into my eagerly waiting hands, all of my senses were tantalized. I frequently wondered if my life had anymore meaning than my affection for Care bears, My Little pony, or 70s scat porn, but now I have this printer and know the truth. I have changed. And in a way... buying this 50,000,000 dollar printer saved my life.

I lol'd.

Even though I am a very big HP product fan, this is pushing it way too far. Unless there is a built-in high-tech robot that will take over mankind inside, then sure, why the hell not?

[FallenXxRaven]

Re: If you've got $50 million to spare, why not buy an HP printer?

did you guys see this?? "47% buy the item featured on this page"
o.o

[silvercomet1525]

Re: If you've got $50 million to spare, why not buy an HP printer?



wut

Edit: ninja'd

[devonin]

Re: If you've got $50 million to spare, why not buy an HP printer?

It sounds like some people in this thread are considering the possibility that this is genuine.

Why are people in this thread sounding like they are considering the possibility that this is genuine?

[silvercomet1525]

Re: If you've got $50 million to spare, why not buy an HP printer?

Because it is.
lol sarcasm
Isn't it?

[PoopFartMonkeyCrap]

Re: If you've got $50 million to spare, why not buy an HP printer?

ahahah people are so stupid xD

[jimerax]

Re: If you've got $50 million to spare, why not buy an HP printer?

holy ****.

[Misa_Amane]

Re: If you've got $50 million to spare, why not buy an HP printer?

wow.pure genius.
i'd buy it hahaha.

[Izzy]

Re: If you've got $50 million to spare, why not buy an HP printer?

Its worth it. Buy it and then print out 50 million more dollars. Its basically free.

[Redorigami]

Re: If you've got $50 million to spare, why not buy an HP printer?

I want one. Titanium plated and encrusted with diamonds and sapphires.

[th33nd0fa11]

Re: If you've got $50 million to spare, why not buy an HP printer?

if i actually had the kind of money where i could buy a $50,000,000 printer
that would be so totally awesome =]

[DN_Catastrophic]

Re: If you've got $50 million to spare, why not buy an HP printer?

lmfao this is great!

[FallenXxRaven]

Re: If you've got $50 million to spare, why not buy an HP printer?

xD Ive sent this to everyone on my AIM list... Which is very short so PM me if you want a new buddy xD

[Nightfirecat]

Re: If you've got $50 million to spare, why not buy an HP printer?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...pr_product_top

Oh I'm sure it's worth it.

And the 4-star rating on that product was totally serious.

[dynamite1]

Re: If you've got $50 million to spare, why not buy an HP printer?

I hear Amazon deletes 1 and 2 star ratings so more people will buy stuff.