Holy ****, -49F?!??! That's like, instant deep freeze!
This morning I woke up and it was 26F, pretty cold, but it was mid-40s while I was in school, and now it's climbed back down to 26 again. I live in Oregon, btw.
It would explain the unusual appearance OF FOG TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN'T SEE MY HANDS.
~Tsugomaru
YES! I remember that! Like, wtf?
Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.
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