Hannah Montana is so awesome I would kill my dad for tickets!

[stretchypanda]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Musi....ap/index.html

Or at least pretend he's dead with my mother's blessing, because holy ****, it's Hannah Montana.

[omgitznpv]

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wao!

[Specforces]

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ahahahahahahhahah yes

[et89]

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yeah i saw this earlier...wow...that's pretty creepy and sad. Only one thing to do now...call her unpatriotic!

[LLaMaSaUceYup]

Re: Hannah Montana is so awesome I would kill my dad for tickets!

LMFAO
Just for Hannah Montana.
;o

[fastfingers65]

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Good girl.

[Adamaja456]

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i actually watch the show sometimes. lol at the mom lieing as well

[Specforces]

Re: Hannah Montana is so awesome I would kill my dad for tickets!

Those tickets are pretty expensive, for a stupid little girl, this is low but really for how much they're trying to sell those damn tickets this isn't that low.

[stretchypanda]

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lol at the mom lieing as well

That's what gets me the most.

"Honey, I've got a great idea for getting you those tickets you want! We're going to tell them your daddy is dead! No, sweetie, it's just a little white lie. Sometimes grown-ups have to lie to get what they want. Like when I lied to your daddy about being on birth control."

[Telvanni_guard]

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The girl that wrote the essay is six. SIX.

[sticklydude]

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yea i saw that on the news yesterday

[LLaMaSaUceYup]

Re: Hannah Montana is so awesome I would kill my dad for tickets!

That's what gets me the most.

"Honey, I've got a great idea for getting you those tickets you want! We're going to tell them your daddy is dead! No, sweetie, it's just a little white lie. Sometimes grown-ups have to lie to get what they want. Like when I lied to your daddy about being on birth control."

HAHAHAHA
Made me laugh
How much are the tickets?

Holy ****!
$250 - $1000
Depending on the row
Wow.

[Adamaja456]

Re: Hannah Montana is so awesome I would kill my dad for tickets!

That's what gets me the most.

"Honey, I've got a great idea for getting you those tickets you want! We're going to tell them your daddy is dead! No, sweetie, it's just a little white lie. Sometimes grown-ups have to lie to get what they want. Like when I lied to your daddy about being on birth control."

i giggled

lol yea amazingly, thats exactly what i thought my mom would be saying.

[Afrobean]

Re: Hannah Montana is so awesome I would kill my dad for tickets!

Wait wait wait

Isn't the point of an essay writing competition to write a good essay? It's not "tell a factual narrative"; it's "write something which is interesting to the reader".

[GamerShadow]

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Wait wait wait

Isn't the point of an essay writing competition to write a good essay? It's not "tell a factual narrative"; it's "write something which is interesting to the reader".

Apparently, somebody dieing in Iraq was interesting to the reader for the contest.

That is just... sad. That parents would actually help their kids to do things like that. Hope for the human race -1.