Most Annoying Parental Reprimands

[Go_Oilers_Go]

"Shame on you."

Any shame that I may feel for an action is replaced by a mixture of anger, irritability, and humour whenever my parents try that phrase on me. Do you guys have any phrases that your parents use that you absolutely hate?

[Lain_Iwakura]

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"stop masturbating over your sister while she's asleep wait until she's awake and ready to swallow"

[Bre.x]

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"stop masturbating over your sister while she's asleep wait until she's awake and ready to swallow"

Dot dot dot. What the........

[MixMasterLar]

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'I am 40 damn years old and I have earned the right to be correct'

Im not making that up, sadly

[gnr61]

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"stop masturbating over your sister while she's asleep wait until she's awake and ready to swallow"

lol

[eviloyster]

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"When are you going to get a job?"

[Zageron]

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"You know... If you practiced piano, the same amount of time you played this stupid 'Eff Eff Arh' game, you would be one of the best players in the worlds already!"

[Kawaii Kunoichi]

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"remember, you can always turn lesbian, that way, I wont become a grandparent at my young age" My mum says it every time I go out, even when my friends are with me =_=

[sarahxjane]

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"stop masturbating over your sister while she's asleep wait until she's awake and ready to swallow"

I just lawled.

[Killer90_angel_Cat]

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my dad always ends a comment with "and the whole nine yards" O.o the maturbating one is creepy though

[Yoshiisland]

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"stop masturbating over your sister while she's asleep wait until she's awake and ready to swallow"

XD! *siggied*

"Just shut up."

[Verruckter]

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"You know... If you practiced piano, the same amount of time you played this stupid 'Eff Eff Arh' game, you would be one of the best players in the worlds already!"

I'd follow this advice if I were you.

[rsr2]

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My dad will come home from work and say

"I work my ass off all day and all you do is sit and do nothing."

and

"Get a job!"

[fido123]

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Dad: "Video games are like heroine! The flashing lights make it addicting by stimulating your brain!"

Mom: "I'm going to uninstall the internet!"

[Cheesy74]

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(After making eye contact with my dad while he's yelling at me): "Don't give me that look!"