I never hated someone that much...

[moches]

Re: I never hated someone that much...

NOTE: Totally STUPID solution.

Call his mom, and tell her you're his girlfriend. Then pretend to break down, and start sobbing and screaming,"Why the hell did he ever have to get me pregnant?!?!" and "I was such a dumbass to believe that he actually loved me". He will get it from his mother.

[Lucifericrucifix]

Re: I never hated someone that much...

Just don't retaliate. Retribution grants pleasure on a very primal, egotistical level and in the end solves nothing but rather creates the cycle all over again or helps in the process of reconstruction something destructive.

Words work best. Converse with them and attempt to reach a medium, ask why he is doing that in a way that won't come off to make you look too vulnerable so he can pick on you again. Just ask and if you can't accomplish that medium on your own try something else that's a bit more diplomatic than hitting someone because honestly, if your looking for a fight you just creating worse problems for yourself later and realistically showing forgiveness or a senseless of far more important than retaliating.

Talk to him or find a peaceful way to fix things, perhaps contact a teacher or something and simply work towards a solution.

[lord_carbo]

Re: I never hated someone that much...

Don't take the advice of those who said, "lololol beat him up." They're idiots and I hope you realize that.

Ignore it throughout class, but when it ends, tell a teacher. Simple, simple solution. Oh, don't do it in the middle of class. Tell him later, use a serious and not whiny tone, and say something like, "____ is bothering me constantly throughout class by throwing pieces of eraser at me. Could you please do something about it, like talk to him?" If you do this about 3 times and the teacher still doesn't do anything, go to an administrator some way or some how to intervene.

If all else fails, convince him that you're gay. Trust me, holy **** this works so amazingly you wouldn't believe it.

But no matter what, don't beat him up or anything like that. Don't get me wrong, I think suicide is an okay solution to the problem, but I like mine and a few others mentioned here more.

Just be all like, "Wow, I thought you would be hoarding all the tiny pink you can get."

And then when he's flustered, call him a pedophile.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nvm my advice this is golden

[sexyinpink]

Re: I never hated someone that much...

best comeback: sack his backpack and take chalk and draw d***s all over his backpack, it always works in my school

[burningeyes88]

Re: I never hated someone that much...

id figure someone would say the exact words "stick it in his butt and pee"

[davidthegnome]

Re: I never hated someone that much...

I just act like things don't bother me and it seems to work most of the time, however i dont really get made fun of anymore so i guess it paid off.

[ogmsband]

Re: I never hated someone that much...

kill them all and then fix avmisses

[flawofhumanity]

Re: I never hated someone that much...

Wait until the middle of class when everyone is semi-busy, then turn around and say something to provoke him to respond. After he does, jump out of your desk and let out a huge gasp, then pretending to be as flustered as possible, announce that he just said something incredibly racist/sexist/derogatory. If you're convincing enough, you've got yourself some revenge.

[fido123]

Re: I never hated someone that much...

In grade 3-7 and a bit from 8-9 I was that nerdy loaner kid. Through my experience I've learned never to take things personally, fighting just gets you in more trouble, and you should really just maturely and calmly ask to stop. If they don't ask them why they're doing it. If they say something like "because your a ***" just smirk and concentrate on something else. If they continue to escalate it get stern but not aggressive. If they challenge you just tell them your not stupid and ignore them...it only takes a few times before you'll start to get respect.

A guy who used to tease me now respects me and we hang out from time to time. Most people pick on you because they can. Just show them you can't without making an ass out of yourself by screaming or getting angry...just be calm and mature.


If none of this works...tell me what happens...

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

Re: I never hated someone that much...

Kick his ass.

Not good cuase then he gets suspended or expelled and then he has to pay the medical bill...

1. Learn some mean words in alternate languages and swear at him.
2. Make your self seem insaine so he's totaly creeped out and he leaves you alone. and i mean the really messed up like "I'm Eating your first born child" insaine.
3. Pick it up and throwit back after dipping it it crazy glue, just do it when they ain't looking.
4. Kick his ass.

I like #2 myself.

[ieatyourlvllol]

Re: I never hated someone that much...

Ask Jeeves.

[DN_Catastrophic]

Re: I never hated someone that much...

Hmmm...bullies....never had any BUT pay attention in class and learn because you know they aren't going to get anywhere in life since all they are paying attention to is throwing erasers at you. Also fighting is just absolutely stupid in my opinion...so next time they throw and eraser at you just be cool about it and try to be cool with them? That's what i would do if i were in that situation....but like i said i have never had a bully sooo idk how that feels...

[tuanxdjboi]

Re: I never hated someone that much...

Find out where he lives. You'll know what to do.

[ogmsband]

Re: I never hated someone that much...

Not good cuase then he gets suspended or expelled and then he has to pay the medical bill...

1. Learn some mean words in alternate languages and swear at him.
2. Make your self seem insaine so he's totaly creeped out and he leaves you alone. and i mean the really messed up like "I'm Eating your first born child" insaine.
3. Pick it up and throwit back after dipping it it crazy glue, just do it when they ain't looking.
4. Kick his ass.

I like #2 myself.

what #2 makes no sense. What the hell is insaine

[Dreddshott]

Re: I never hated someone that much...

Maybe he loves you and hes trying to get attention
Or he hates your guts =)