Happy Birthday, Hammy!

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  • All_That_Chaz
    Supreme Dictator For Life
    • Apr 2004
    • 5874
    #91
    Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

    Originally posted by All_That_Chaz
    dammit y'all beat me.

    The story of Hammy.

    Age 0: Hammy is born. Promptly loses nuts. Thus begins Hammy’s epic quest to find his personal holy grail – his nuts.

    Age 2: Hammy finds fingers; mistakes them for nuts; learns a valuable lesson.

    Age 3: Temporary setback as it is mandated that Hammy must learn to go poo in the potty before continuing his search for his nuts.

    Age 6: Hammy forced to put quest aside daily to instead attend school. Is in and out of guidance counselors’ offices due to poor grades from doodling nuts during math.

    Age 8: Hammy learns to ride a bike. Delighted, he quickly runs away from home in search for his nuts. For some reason mother finds fault with this and retrieves him.

    Age 10: Nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts. Nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts; nuts nuts nuts, nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts.

    Age 12: Discovers the internets ability to aid him in tracking down his nuts.

    Age 13: Is quickly sidetracked by mountains of internet porn. It’s true what they say about there being porn of everything. Ew… nut porn.

    Age 16: Finds FFR, pwns.

    Age 18: For some reason trusts a random 22 year old guy he met on the internet and enlists his aid in finding his nuts. Weird jackass makes sarcastic comment about testicles, is quickly pwnt.

    Age 19: With his friends at his side, Hammy stands courageous in the face of danger. He is confident that he will indeed one day, perhaps soon, find his nuts.
    Age 20: We've learned that Hammy's nuts appear to be hidden in a remote location in the south-eastern part of America. That entire locale can expect to be quickly pwnt

    Happy Birthday, sweety.
    Back to "Back to Earth"
    Originally posted by FoJaR
    dammit chaz
    Originally posted by FoJaR
    god dammit chaz
    Originally posted by MalReynolds
    I bet when you live in a glass house, the temptation to throw stones is magnified strictly because you're not supposed to.

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      • super kid
        FFR Player
        • Nov 2006
        • 1359
        #92
        Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

        Happy Birthday Hammy
        Originally posted by KgZ
        next time instead of trying to talk to the girl acting like a sketchball just whip your dick and stick it in her mouth; dont even say anything

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          • sumzup
            (+ (- (/ (* 1 2) 3) 4) 5)
            • Nov 2005
            • 1398
            #93
            Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

            Happy Birthday!

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              • psychopete
                Quite electrifying.
                • Jul 2005
                • 833
                #94
                Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

                Happy 20th birthday, Hammy! =D

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                  • bmah
                    shots FIRED
                    Profile Moderator
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    Global Moderator
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 8448
                    #95
                    Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

                    A year goes by fast.

                    Happy Birthday Hammy!!!

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                      • HammyMcSquirrel
                        Everlong
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        FFR Music Producer
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 3833
                        #96
                        Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

                        Thanks, everyone.

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                          • PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
                            Threat Emulation
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • May 2004
                            • 5184
                            #97
                            Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

                            I know that we've already exchanged syllables, but Happy Birthday Hammy.

                            Originally posted by Lightdarkness
                            I'm light f**king darkness

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                              • flipsta_lombax
                                Lombax Connoisseur
                                • May 2006
                                • 2556
                                #98
                                Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

                                Originally posted by All_That_Chaz
                                Age 20: We've learned that Hammy's nuts appear to be hidden in a remote location in the south-eastern part of America. That entire locale can expect to be quickly pwnt

                                Happy Birthday, sweety.
                                Ahahaha.
                                Best FGO: Time To Eye{3-0-0-0}

                                Best SCORE: Husigi Usagi Milk Tei {16-1-2-8}

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                                  • FoxHound_Gray
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Dec 2006
                                    • 1
                                    #99
                                    Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

                                    Oh that time of year again? Nice one x]

                                    Well, Happy Birthday =]

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                                      • OrganisM
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Oct 2006
                                        • 2644
                                        #100
                                        Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

                                        Damn, that bump was epic.

                                        HBD.
                                        .

                                        Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                        "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                        because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                        spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                        changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                        Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                        Originally Posted by                                         MrRubix[link]:
                                        "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                         Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                        "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                                          • flipsta_lombax
                                            Lombax Connoisseur
                                            • May 2006
                                            • 2556
                                            #101
                                            Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

                                            Bumping this thread is forever annual. And seriously, this thread needs more cake:
                                            Best FGO: Time To Eye{3-0-0-0}

                                            Best SCORE: Husigi Usagi Milk Tei {16-1-2-8}

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                                              • Gundam-Dude
                                                `~`
                                                FFR Simfile Author
                                                • Oct 2005
                                                • 7327
                                                #102
                                                Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

                                                Happy birthday, Hammy.

                                                P.S. Thanks again for getting me a subby, rofl.


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                                                  • ddr_f4n
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                    • 3807
                                                    #103
                                                    Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

                                                    Happy birthday Hammy. Epic bump, but a necessary bump nonetheless.
                                                    Out Now!


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                                                      • x After Dawn x
                                                        FFR Veteran
                                                        • Jul 2007
                                                        • 1613
                                                        #104
                                                        Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

                                                        Happy birthday!
                                                        Originally posted by Djr Rap dancer
                                                        Alcohol make peoples retard.
                                                        Drink for forget you are retard and this bring you more retard.
                                                        Just take nicotine patch lol

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                                                          • Waffl3
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • Feb 2008
                                                            • 702
                                                            #105
                                                            Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

                                                            20 :O
                                                            Happy birthday Hammy. Hope you had a good one

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