Happy Birthday, Hammy!

[Professor Raine]

Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

Awesmoe man. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMMY!!! ^_^

[HammyMcSquirrel]

Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

Thanks Chaz. I'm always willing to help and stuff. Just don't rape me! =P

Thanks again for all the happy birthdays from everyone! You guys rock!

Edit: Hahaha, nice picture, too. =P

[TheDancinZerg]

Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

dammit y'all beat me.

The story of Hammy.

Age 0: Hammy is born. Promptly loses nuts. Thus begins Hammy’s epic quest to find his personal holy grail – his nuts.

Age 2: Hammy finds fingers; mistakes them for nuts; learns a valuable lesson.

Age 3: Temporary setback as it is mandated that Hammy must learn to go poo in the potty before continuing his search for his nuts.

Age 6: Hammy forced to put quest aside daily to instead attend school. Is in and out of guidance counselors’ offices due to poor grades from doodling nuts during math.

Age 8: Hammy learns to ride a bike. Delighted, he quickly runs away from home in search for his nuts. For some reason mother finds fault with this and retrieves him.

Age 10: Nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts. Nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts; nuts nuts nuts, nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts.

Age 12: Discovers the internets ability to aid him in tracking down his nuts.

Age 13: Is quickly sidetracked by mountains of internet porn. It’s true what they say about there being porn of everything. Ew… nut porn.

Age 16: Finds FFR, pwns.

Age 18: For some reason trusts a random 22 year old guy he met on the internet and enlists his aid in finding his nuts. Weird jackass makes sarcastic comment about testicles, is quickly pwnt.

Age 19: With his friends at his side, Hammy stands courageous in the face of danger. He is confident that he will indeed one day, perhaps soon, find his nuts.

btw hammy, find your way to my place soon. presents are to be had.

eppik

Happy birthday man!!!

I don't even know you but still happy birthday!!!






okey wheres the cake, someone said there would be cake here...

[bmah]

Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

[HammyMcSquirrel]

Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

HAHA. Wtf, Bmah. XD

Edit:

eppik

Happy birthday man!!!

I don't even know you but still happy birthday!!!

okey wheres the cake, someone said there would be cake here...

Thanks, haha. Cake is all gone, sorry. =P

Btw, <3 Starcraft.

[DrugstoreCowboy]

Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

happy birthday loverrr

[BEN.(SPEIRS) 7.5]

Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

Happy birthday Hammy But curse you, everytime I see a nut or a squirrel YOU pop into my head xD

[SulferDragon]

Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

Had to wait until at least midnight PST time to tell you Happy Birthday!

[chunky_cheese]

Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

*Nutcake* :O

[wwwJ4mmYcouk]

Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

Happy Birthday

[TC_=MaxXFreaK=]

Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

SUP Hammy have an awesmoe (coolist word ever lol) Birthday go download my sim in the db as a present lol.!!
EDIT: oh and sorry im late

[Ravia]

Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

Happy birthday from the ice bird, Bushy-Tail.

Find the nuts in the following statement.

P3anuts
Cash3ws

[MMShadow]

Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

Wee bit late, But thats allright no?
Happy B-day man!
Hammy's nuts or bust!

/cheer


And the reason hammy is looking for his nuts

He was robbed ='(

[jayjayboy]

Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

Happy birthday

[flipsta_lombax]

Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!

You aren't late! This party's just getting started, haha!