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  • #16
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    Nyokou
    • Apr 2005
    • 4247
    Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

    Pft, teenage relationships? No thanks.
    Snapchat: icequeenilse

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      • #17
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        ShazzaTiger
        • Jan 2006
        • 12
        Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

        He's fun to play with.

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          • #18
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            Problems
            • Apr 2005
            • 513
            Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

            it's easy.

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              • #19
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                xObserveRx
                • Aug 2003
                • 1148
                Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                chloroform and rags are wonderous.
                Come Play The Werewolf Game!

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                  • #20
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                    ll sephirothll
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 208
                    Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                    she likes to give dome.

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                      • #21
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                        Neonatrias
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 919
                        Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                        We clicked. <3

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                          • #22
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                            MRichards
                            • May 2006
                            • 91
                            Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                            Money

                            Long snout
                            Last edited by MRichards; 09-10-2007, 04:27 AM.

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                              • #23
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                                x6tence
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 273
                                Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                Originally posted by MrRubix
                                Because who can possibly resist?
                                haha thanks for stealing

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                                  • #24
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                                    OrganisM
                                    • Oct 2006
                                    • 2644
                                    Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                    My e-penis is ****ing huge.

                                    EDIT: 1,000th post.
                                    Last edited by OrganisM; 09-10-2007, 07:12 PM.
                                    .

                                    Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                    "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                    Originally Posted by                                     MrRubix[link]:
                                    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                     Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                                      • #25
                                        Ask Nuro! x3
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                                        championanwar
                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 2588
                                        Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                        I don't know, im Anwar!

                                        Originally posted by aperson
                                        all of 65dos are dumb an noticable because their idea of 7/8 is 4/4 with one beat cut off the end
                                        aperson: yo shikari if u c thom yorke
                                        aperson: plz tell him 2 start usin consonants again
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                                          • #26
                                            smoke 'em if ya g0t 'em.
                                            Pascow
                                            • Mar 2007
                                            • 78
                                            Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                            Originally posted by ll sephirothll
                                            she likes to give dome.
                                            i'm in the same boat.
                                            ;/ hi.

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                                              • #27
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                                                rade0110
                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 1253
                                                Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                                It beat my hand.
                                                Originally posted by Synthlight
                                                Everyone uses quotes from Synthlight in their signature. So I'm making this one up to fit in.

                                                Cheers,

                                                Synthlight

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                                                  • #28
                                                    lil j the bad b-word
                                                    JurseyRider734
                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                    • 7511
                                                    Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                                    because im jurs
                                                    Originally posted by Arch0wl
                                                    I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                                                    Originally posted by Afrobean
                                                    Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                                                    the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                                                    Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                                                      • #29
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                                                        argo15
                                                        • May 2006
                                                        • 1863
                                                        Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                                        Because i'm not jurs.

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                                                          • #30
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                                                            Dimitri13
                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                            • 701
                                                            Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                                            love, duhhhh


                                                            Originally posted by Tibs
                                                            Originally posted by arsonistsgetallthegirls
                                                            changing Antarctica into a desert
                                                            good thing theres lots of sand under all the ice

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