how bout this, its not really witty, but its from jewpin
Originally posted by jewpinthethird
People seem to get my really warped sense of humor confused with immaturity. Some of the things I saw would make the Pope drop dead from a heart attack. I can be very serious if I want too...but it is no fun for me.
Many people are offened by some of the things I have to say. I just feel people take things too seriously...especially religion...in my opinion, it makes people close minded. But as long as they are good people, I have nothing against them.
If people view me as a horrible person for what I saw, then I could care less. It's their loss. But you know what, it seems the people who have a problem with me are those who drive their SUVs to starbucks, while talking on their cell phones, and think all the poor should be killed, and hate minorities. The same people who slapped 48,000 "I heart America" stickers on their SUVs and now can be seen scraping them off. Fuck those people. They think they are so high and mighty because they attend church every week, and I, a dirty, rotten, no good, Satan worshipping, sinner, because I said "Jesus probably got a BJ while he was being crucified". Well, while they are at their precious church, I'm helping the homeless shelters distribute food. I dont need a fucking God to tell me to be good. I do it on my own.
from jewpin in the critical thinking topic "maturity" (see your local listings for details)
I'm totally saving your pic to masturbate to later Takisho
Reach: there was this bee. i hate bee\'s...i tryed to kill it, but then it didn\'t die and it started making weird noises so i was like oh (#$% hes gonna sting me. i started running but i triped over some rock and rolled down a hill into the river.
if some dude was hiding in the bushes trying to get a picture of me.. and i found him.. thats an invasion of privacy.. ima whoop his ass.. then sue him.. then have sex with his wife just out of spite
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