11=2

[Lupin_the_3rd]

You are funny heyhey

Its so witty and orginal of you to take something that wasnt remotly funny or witty in the first place, and degrate it even more by surrounding it in a blue color with no other text outside of it

GO shoot yourself in the face twice

[Anticrombie0909]

You are funny heyhey

Its so witty and orginal of you to take something that wasnt remotly funny or witty in the first place, and degrate it even more by surrounding it in a blue color with no other text outside of it

GO shoot yourself in the face twice, then pour gasoline on yourself and light yourself on fire!

[RobbyZero]

Biggest dumbass in this topic = VxDx


Lupin wins.

[Moogy]

No. You all lose.

Anyone that quotes this post and adds a phrase to it is retarded, by the way.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

You are funny heyhey

Its so witty and orginal of you to take something that wasnt remotly funny or witty in the first place, and degrate it even more by surrounding it in a blue color with no other text outside of it

GO shoot yourself in the face twice, then pour gasoline on yourself and light yourself on fire! After which, you should shove a few roman candles up your buttand set them off

[aperson]

No. You all lose.

Anyone that quotes this post and adds a phrase to it is retarded, by the way. Unless that person is aperson, in which case he should continue doing so ad infinitum.

[lightdarkness]

11=3
dumb ass
if you cant figure that one out, shoot yourself........
then IM me on aim and i will tell you why!

[Lupin_the_3rd]

Code:
#include <iostream.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>

/*This program is to prove the infamous 11=2 problem,
Yes, 11=2, just read the fuckin program.

Revised by Mike Martone(Lupin / Legat0bluesummrs) Jan 13, 2003*/


//For simplicity, I will give you all some acid so it will make more sense.
//11=2 is obviously solvable in a matter of hours

int main()
{
int cookies; //Number to be rolled as a seed for x
int cheetos; //How many times you want to be y
srand(time(NULL)); //Seeds the rand to time to randomly choose a door, yay!.
bool door1, door2, door3;yes, doors do rock Flags for the three doors, bool is a yes or no operand
you have no choice;
but to get balls removed;
int wins = 0, losses = 0; conclusion: lupin is teh win

cout << "Mike martone(lupin / legat...yeah whatever) '11=2' program (c)2003\n\n";
cout << "Every run switches a cat with for scarves\n ...A projected 66% wins to 33% losses should be edible in a few days\n";
cout << "For best results try viagra\n\n\n";
cout << "How many poopies would you like to make (larger poop = more brown sh): ";
diahrrea>> runs;

for(int i = 0; i < runs; i++) //poop until 'the runs' runs have been made
{
door1 = false, door2 = false, door3 = false; //how can doors be wrong
seed = rand() % 3; //Roll a random seed--seed's cant roll~!
switch(seed) //Assign value from seed to the lucky door do i want to know why the door is lucky?
{ //This does NOT make all doors true, only one. thats not fair
case 0: //Number discrepancies come from the modulus ...obviously(%) command
door1 = true, true; WASSUP!!!!1
gimme a break;
nut case 1:
door2 = true; how the hell is a door correct
break; break what
case 2: no
door3 = true; fuck no
break; this is getting old
default: OH YES
cout << "Sanity check failed, door seed error!\n"; sanity? what does that have to do with anything
return 0 dougnuts;
break my monkey's uncle;
}

if(rand()%2 == 0) //More randomization for further proof --just call up iamtheevilbean
{
if(door2 == false)
removed = 2; dont remove doors, it will get quite chilly in here
else
removed = 3; it will be chilly like chillywilly
}
else --or else what, punk!
{
if(door3 == false)
removed = 3; stop taking doors off the hinges frederick
else
removed = 2; how many doors are there, jesus
}

if(removed == 3) //Switch to the door that wasn't removed switches like in star trek? cool!
choice = 2;
if(removed == 2)
choice = 3;

if((choice == 2 && door2 == true) || (choice == 3 && door3 == true)) //If the choice made is the correct door
wins++; //Increment wins by one
else //If the choice made is the incorrect door
losses++; //Increment losses by one
}
system("CLS");
cout << "After executing " << runs << " runs the following was observed:\n";
cout << "Wins: " << wins << " or " << double(wins)/runs*100 << "%\n";
cout << "Losses: " << losses << " or " << double(losses)/runs*100 << "%\n";

return 0;
}



Sample runs:

After executing 1000 runs the following was observed:
Wins: 666 or 66.6%
Losses: 334 or 33.4%

After executing 10000 runs the following was observed:
Wins: 6697 or 66.97%
Losses: 3303 or 33.03%

After executing 100000 runs the following was observed:
Wins: 66685 or 66.685%
Losses: 33315 or 33.315%

After executing 1000000 runs the following was observed:
Wins: <---Lupin is teh
Losses: 11=2

After executing 1337 runs the following was observed:
11=2



In conclusion, fuck a goat (c)Moogy 2003

[VxDx]

Biggest dumbass in this topic = VxDx


Lupin wins.

I made one post cockgobbler.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

that makes two vxd

[VxDx]

not prior to his post.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

there's three

[Moogy]

Man, why did that phrase I thought up when I was half asleep and flaming some random troll gain so much notoriety?

[Lupin_the_3rd]

i'm not sure...it really isn't even funny. I guess we've all been slowly brainwashed by creepy internet people

[VxDx]

not prior to his post.