Arch, I have one word for you.

[Arch0wl]

Like I said, I haven't done it in months, and I especially don't have any urge to now since found Megan.

But yeah, if you're lonely and you don't give a shit, I recommend it. Feels great. The only people who don't like it or are scared to do it are morons who are insecure.

[Moogy]

We have no cucumbers...

[kawser]

ROFL, I havent lost any respect, you have set a hall of fame record for desperate men.

And yet, you seem so secure about it...

:-\

But uhh yeah...hope you enoyed it?

Damn no cucumbers in the fridge either Freakin Meat Eating Parents...

[dontcareaboutmyid]

It's essentially where you create a "virtual vagina" where you cut out the insides of a cucumber just wide enough to fit your schlong and then you warm it up though a microwave or whatever

I haven't done it in months, but when I did it felt really good so yeah

Any respect that I had for you is now gone.

Mal

Arch, do you really need a whole cucumber? I would think a carrot would be enough...and even that would be too big, I expected you to use like, a cherry tomato. It'd fit better.

Either that, or maybe a sausage, but in a different way...I'd think that would be right up your alley.

(get it? sausage? #$* joke? up the alley? shaddap, you don't get sophisticated humor.)

1st, i didn't know ARch had respect

2nd Anti, i think a Cheerio would have the best desired effect

[Lupin_the_3rd]

.............i heart arch

[Arch0wl]

Of course I'm secure about it. Why wouldn't I be? It's a fucking cucumber, big deal. I didn't do something stupid like fuck some whore or agree with oink. Using a cucumber as a "simulation" pussy doesn't change your sexuality, if it did I wouldn't be the love interest of such an amazing girl. Again, I don't know why anyone cares. Hell, the people who do (such as MayReynolds) are probably morons around girls anyway. Jesus christ, he basically said the typical "OMG YOU'RE HOT" when DaynieBurger posted her picture. As for being desperate.. no. There's far more desperate masturbation methods on letsmasturbate.com (where I originally found it, it was a link from kthxbye.iidx.net which is an old site Sl1p used to run). Again, like I said, the people who do care are probably people who will never get girlfriends anyway, who are far too insecure to do so.

Anticrombie is obviously being sarcastic, or he's REALLY dumb. "You don't get sophisticated humor"? That's the biggest contradiction I've ever heard in my life, not one part of his post was sophisticated and it involved 5th grade penis jokes.

What I don't get is why people don't understand that the last time I did it was MONTHS ago? Not one month, not two months, months. More than 3, but I don't know the exacts.

[jewpinthethird]

Okay....rock and roll you dong all you want.