britishbmx is the greatest poster in the history of the internet.

[G.S.M]

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I will never understand how this sort of person can exist.

I agree! Idiots these days...

[Tasuke]

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What a great guy he was.

[Kibaki]

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What a great guy he was.

mhm

[JKPolk]

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I will never understand how this sort of person can exist.

It's because you touch yourself at night. Stop, please, for the good of humanity.

[stretchypanda]

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Here's the deal, britishbmx.

You seem to think that we will grow tired of banning you. You also seem to think you were somehow wronged when you were chatbanned for requesting boobs and them forumbanned for telling an admin to go **** himself. I'm sad that you feel that way.

If you feel that we are being unfair, you are welcome to consult an admin. Any admin. This does not mean "create a new account and post under it as though nothing is wrong". It means that until I am told to stop permabanning your evasion accounts, I will permanently ban any account under which you make a post.

enjoy u r ban

[DiscoBobbyPARANOiA]

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instaWin

qft

[igotrhythm]

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I'm not sure who is more awesome here; Tom for getting to the bottom of this, or Guido for bringing this episode of ultimate ownage to our proverbial doorstep.

[stretchypanda]

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IMPORTANT UPDATE:

So, this morning I noticed a post by user "dj.jantzen". I hadn't really paid attention to him before, but something about this user roused my suspicions. I did an IP check, and sure enough, dj.jantzen turned out to be britishbmx.

But this time he claims to be a DJ on a Houston radio station! I follow the link that used to be in his sig and discover that Don Jantzen is a real DJ on 94.5 The Buzz, and britishbmx has listed the guy's name, occupation, location, and interests as his own, AND he's roaming FFR pretending to be this guy. So I send Don an email:

Hey,

I moderate a forum for a flash-based version of DDR. I thought you'd
enjoy knowing you're so popular with one of our banned-on-sight users
that he's decided to pretend to be you. He has a link to thebuzz.com in
his sig (which I suppose is good advertising even if it is from some
crazed fan), lists your name, location, interests, and career as his own
-- apparently ripped right from your bio. I find his antics kind of
hilarious. He's been pretending to be other people so we won't get
suspicious and check his IP to find out who he really is. I sort of
think fandom of this level deserves something. Maybe a shoutout on your
show. Maybe a threat (empty or not) to take legal action (because,
let's face it, the kid's a moron). Maybe just an email. His is
(removed). I'm sure he'd love to hear from THE Don
Jantzen.

Oh, here's a link to his profile on our site, just in case you're
interested. I'll be banning him soon, though, so you won't get to see
your picture as his userpic. Sorry.

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/vbz/member.php?u=1065607

Have a good one,
Amanda

Mr. Jantzen sent me this reply:

Amanda,
Thanks for the heads up. That's funny. Kind of strange... but still
kind of funny. I'm going to hit him the next time he's on AIM and see
what his deal is. At least he's not chasing me with a knife in the
parking lot or anything....... yet.

Take care
Don

I asked him to let me know how the conversation goes.

[vashthestampede0987]

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identity theft ftw.