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  • JurseyRider734
    lil j the bad b-word
    • Aug 2003
    • 7507

    #31
    Re: That nasty thing my english teacher does...

    Originally posted by Megmo
    My English teacher is weird. When somebody misbehaves, she pulls out this hand puppet of a nun that she calls Sister Mary Discipline and hits people with it.
    Hahahaha this is gold.


    Edit:

    We have a new math teacher in our school who's in our classroom the period before so I always see him when I go in there. His name is Mr. Buss. He's like 29 years old and I found out all this stuff about him..like where he works on the weekends and where he goes to the gym and what fraternity he was in and what college he went to and what year he graduated and his email address and all. I mean, it wasn't really HARD to find that stuff out. I kind of just typed in his first and last name in google =( I get jealous when he flirts with the other girl teachers.

    Oh, and like all the teachers in my school hook up with eachother and stuff. I know at least 5 of them who have hooked up with eachother and go out to this place and get drunk and stuff. Pretty lol
    Last edited by JurseyRider734; 11-7-2006, 05:36 PM. Reason: Mr. Buss
    Originally posted by Arch0wl
    I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

    Originally posted by Afrobean
    Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
    the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
    Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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    • Kairi_and_Sora789
      FFR Player
      • Jun 2006
      • 187

      #32
      Re: That nasty thing my english teacher does...

      Now this is what happend today:

      I finished the mountainload of s--- he assigns every day (he doesn't care if we don't finish) with 15 minutes to go. Mr. Desilets said at me, "Why the f--- did you finish so early?!?"

      I was just sitting there, and was like "wtf?"

      He just handed me a book and said, "read the first 300 pages due tomorrow"

      Heh I already did it and i've only been home for about an hour (but I read during class)

      ~

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      • darklordsarumon9
        FFR Veteran
        • Feb 2005
        • 1777

        #33
        Re: That nasty thing my english teacher does...

        My english teacher is awesome.
        We were watching some movie on "Moby Dick" and he randomly said 'HELL YES! GET THAT FU**ING WHALE!"
        Pretty sure he is going to get in trouble for it =)
        Originally posted by Choofers
        i was up aound 11 ish to my my mom textinin me over voaevover avo oover, asking if o wamt food from china so i said hai and off sent went to a p; blasnd buffet bu o wl who cares
        Originally posted by cetaka
        whats namine like in person

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        • DarkVampiress21
          FFR Player
          • Aug 2005
          • 218

          #34
          Re: That nasty thing my english teacher does...

          Haha. I like all my teachers. They're all pretty 'normal' so far.

          Ps. What's wrong with de-fizzed Coke?

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          • darklordsarumon9
            FFR Veteran
            • Feb 2005
            • 1777

            #35
            Re: That nasty thing my english teacher does...

            IMO nothing is wrong with it, it tastes pretty ok.
            Aslong as its not warm.
            Eww...
            Originally posted by Choofers
            i was up aound 11 ish to my my mom textinin me over voaevover avo oover, asking if o wamt food from china so i said hai and off sent went to a p; blasnd buffet bu o wl who cares
            Originally posted by cetaka
            whats namine like in person

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            • DarkVampiress21
              FFR Player
              • Aug 2005
              • 218

              #36
              Re: That nasty thing my english teacher does...

              Any warm soda is bad..

              Isn't it true that when you have warm Coke or Pepsi, the formaldehyde levels in it increase or something and if you drink it, it's toxic?

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              • senorcardgage678
                FFR Player
                • Aug 2006
                • 26

                #37
                Re: That nasty thing my english teacher does...

                ive heard rumors my english teacher was a model

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                • darklordsarumon9
                  FFR Veteran
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 1777

                  #38
                  Re: That nasty thing my english teacher does...

                  Never heard anything like that.
                  Mythbusters FTW?
                  Originally posted by Choofers
                  i was up aound 11 ish to my my mom textinin me over voaevover avo oover, asking if o wamt food from china so i said hai and off sent went to a p; blasnd buffet bu o wl who cares
                  Originally posted by cetaka
                  whats namine like in person

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                  • SCWolf
                    ༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽ 👌
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 1662

                    #39
                    Re: That nasty thing my english teacher does...

                    Lmfao

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                    • JurseyRider734
                      lil j the bad b-word
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 7507

                      #40
                      Re: That nasty thing my english teacher does...

                      Originally posted by DarkVampiress21
                      Any warm soda is bad..

                      Isn't it true that when you have warm Coke or Pepsi, the formaldehyde levels in it increase or something and if you drink it, it's toxic?
                      Doubtfully. My mom drinks warm Diet Coke all the time and she hasn't suffered anything from it.

                      Oh, and supposedly one of my vice principals was a Playboy/Penthouse model.
                      Originally posted by Arch0wl
                      I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                      Originally posted by Afrobean
                      Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                      the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                      Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                      • msbrunnettemickey
                        FFR Player
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 1780

                        #41
                        Re: That nasty thing my english teacher does...

                        Actually it's true.

                        My cousin drank the 1 liter warm diet pepsi during the day 2 years ago and suddenly just fainted in the middle of the room.

                        From then on we blame the diet pepsi.

                        בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
                        מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
                        יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
                        אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
                        אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                        אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                        ודואג ודואג נורא

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                        • DarkVampiress21
                          FFR Player
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 218

                          #42
                          Re: That nasty thing my english teacher does...

                          Yeah, just try to find it on Google or something. You might find it.

                          Diet coke is nasty though. Especially because of the aspartame.. :[

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                          • Shadow Neko
                            FFR Player
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 11

                            #43
                            Re: That nasty thing my english teacher does...

                            Ugh dat's NASTY.

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