That nasty thing my english teacher does...

[ReikonKeiri]

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One look at the thread title and the first word that came to mind was masturbation. How do you go about discovering something like that?

[silverdust800]

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need i add the eww!!!???

[blve23]

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you get 8 periods? hax

[Kairi_and_Sora789]

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I'm...sorry your 8th period is now ruined. That's creepy though. What does the science teacher think of his...stalking?

She's not 100% sure but definetly gets the hint when she sees him...RIGHT THERE.

Ok, so here's how it goes:

Ms. Coletta-about 30, single, (obviously) even though my friend thinks she has a "boyfriend"

Mr.Desilets- (yes that's his name)about 70-75. Creepy. Likes de-fizzed coke WITH HOT COCOA. The other freaky thing is everytime he sees someone, he says "Hi (person's name)"

I never say anything to him after class because we hear the final bell (sounds like a loud telephone ringing) and are like "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SCHOOL'S OUT NO MORE TEACHERS!"

At least some of us. I just get on the bus and scream,

"f--- yeah!"

Then all the 6th graders look at me and the first time some girl freaked out-then I looked at her, then she looked away.

Ah, the joys of 8th grade.

How do you go about discovering that?

I heard some 8th graders gossiping about it last year in the girl's locker room. Then someone finally said to me, "Did you know Mr. Desilets stalkes Ms. Coletta?"

Yeah, it went like that. Then someone else found out, then it was like any other rumor (spread like wildfire), except THIS one was true.

you get 8 periods? hax

Yeah, but each one is only 42 minutes long, and we get a free period. So:
5 periods of major subjects (Science, Math, etc)
2 periods of "specials" (wood shop, PE, Art, etc.)
1 free period every day
Plus a squeezed in 23 minutes for lunch

Yeah.

[Tonberry_Kid]

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I just started crying I laughed so hard.

[lord_carbo]

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One of the teachers in my middle school is a pedophile rofl

Lot's of other crazy stuff like that goes on around here, too, so when I heard the news I was like "oh."

[FluorescentArmy]

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My other English teacher has her nipples pierced. One kid even ask so we could confirm this fact. Oh, she's also "scene" and has uber HxC boyfriend. Then my other one is just lame. She treats us like little kids. My art teacher told me to, "Just ride the gravytrain," the one day when she was yelling at us.

[lord_carbo]

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One kid even ask so we could confirm this fact.

Did they ask if they could confirm it themselves?

[Megmo]

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My English teacher is weird. When somebody misbehaves, she pulls out this hand puppet of a nun that she calls Sister Mary Discipline and hits people with it.

[Kairi_and_Sora789]

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That reminds me...of my other wierd teachers...

Mr. Macdonald-Social Studies

Yeah ok, he's wierd in a cool way...You know those wierd Hawaiian shirts people wear? Well...let's just say he has a lot of those.

Ms. Rainen-My "advisor"

Personally, to me she's not wierd, alothough (Actually, she's kooky like me )according to my friend she is.

She's my "advisor." What happens is I see her for about 15 minutes every day. And all of my friends have her too. And we have fun, eat donuts, talk about weekends, learn about all the kcool stuff she does, and read fantasy boks out loud.

Meh, it's fun.

Other interesting facts

A lot of my teachers are unmarried (only my math teacher is)
My Home ec/PE teacher is really cool and she has her nose pierced. She claims "it didn't hurt"

Yeah that's it for now. Maybe.

My english teacher is wierd. When someone misbehaves, she pulls out this hand puppet of a nun that she calls Sister Mary Disipline and hits people with it.

I'm guessing you go to Catholic School. Like I did for a few years...

I was so little...

[Megmo]

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Oh and besides my teacher who hits students with a nun hand puppet, I have other weird ones too. Let's see...other teachers past or present include the redheaded slut, the mother of a porn star, the one who confessed to lactating on some kid on an airplane, and Mr. Breedlove, who is my all time favorite for imitating Madonna and wearing fishnet stockings. ^^ lol you cannot make this up.

[Megmo]

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Sorry about the double posting I hate it too, but no I do NOT go to Catholic school. lol.

[Kairi_and_Sora789]

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Sorry about the double posting I hate it too, but no I do NOT go to Catholic school. lol.

lol

sounds like my catholic school

[Nyokou]

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One of our teachers is emo.

[Deeks]

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..my ap lit teacher's feet bulge out of her shoes...i win.