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  • Falcon
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2003
    • 433

    #31
    Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
    Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
    Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
    Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
    Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
    Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
    Vizzini: Enough of that!
    Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
    Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead!
    Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
    Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
    Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH!!
    give it a rest... i'm already impressed. good movie. it was groovy.

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    • MalReynolds
      CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
      • Sep 2003
      • 6571

      #32
      The movie was sad, but the ending made me glad.
      I knew it was smart right from the start.
      And then there was the orange, with the uh.... oh... crap... dorange?


      Mal
      "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

      "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


      My new novel:

      Maledictions: The Offering.

      Now in Paperback!

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      • Moogy
        嗚呼
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Aug 2003
        • 10303

        #33
        this posts contains no rhymes

        i break the chain of poetic inspiration

        i do not lose
        Plz visit my blog

        ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

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        • MalReynolds
          CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
          • Sep 2003
          • 6571

          #34
          Poetic inspiration or poetic desperation... OH! BURN!!! OMG!!!!11


          Mal
          "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

          "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


          My new novel:

          Maledictions: The Offering.

          Now in Paperback!

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          • Falcon
            FFR Player
            • Jun 2003
            • 433

            #35
            my inspiration is broken

            moogy, youre way too outspoken.

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            • scorpio1690
              FFR Player
              • Apr 2003
              • 4817

              #36
              Once there was a bunch of people who posted

              I shot them

              ....hosted

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              • Tasuke
                FFR Player
                • Oct 2003
                • 1671

                #37
                I'm now gonna try to rhyme
                but I'm 'fraid i haven't got the time
                I must go out to egg little kids soon
                Meanwhile...(crap i suck at this *sob, sob)

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                • QreepyBORIS
                  FFR Player
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 7454

                  #38
                  Fuck you.

                  Fuck a fucking shrew.

                  ....Hairdo.

                  Signature subject to change.

                  THE ZERRRRRG.

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                  • MalReynolds
                    CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 6571

                    #39
                    When I was a young lad,
                    I used to be very sad.
                    I lived without a dad.

                    The mom found another.
                    I had a little brother.

                    He made me frown.
                    I made him drown.


                    Mal
                    "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

                    "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


                    My new novel:

                    Maledictions: The Offering.

                    Now in Paperback!

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