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  • #1
    FFR Player
    hotti1234
    • Oct 2005
    • 191

    Pick up lines

    Out of curiosity,what is the best pick up line you ever used on anyone?
    If you have an ass, I'll kick it!
  • #2
    A car crash mind
    TheRapingDragon
    • Aug 2005
    • 9788

    Re: Pick up lines

    I have never used any.

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    • #3
      FFR Player
      hotti1234
      • Oct 2005
      • 191

      Re: Pick up lines

      But if you could what would it be?
      If you have an ass, I'll kick it!

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      • #4
        A car crash mind
        TheRapingDragon
        • Aug 2005
        • 9788

        Re: Pick up lines

        I wouldn't. I think my girlfriend would get pissed if I started chatting up other girls, no?

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        • #5
          FFR Player
          Tps222
          • Nov 2004
          • 6169

          Re: Pick up lines

          I remember a few from a previous creation of a similar thread.

          Mainly Guido's

          Paraphrasing.

          "How much does a male walrus weigh"?
          "I don't know"
          "Enough to break the ice, Hi, I'm [insert name]"

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          • #6
            FFR Player
            hotti1234
            • Oct 2005
            • 191

            Re: Pick up lines

            My friend used one saying," Walruses have the second largest penis in the world." The female's response was,"Who's is the first?" He said," Mine is" It would have been totaly funny if he didn't get it off of Fifty First Dates.
            Last edited by hotti1234; 07-31-2006, 07:43 PM.
            If you have an ass, I'll kick it!

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            • #7
              FFR Player
              Tps222
              • Nov 2004
              • 6169

              Re: Pick up lines

              What the hell kind of females was you talking to. Sounds like a bunch of floozies to me.

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              • #8
                Retired BOSS
                FFR Simfile Author
                Tasselfoot
                • Jul 2003
                • 25185

                Re: Pick up lines

                Blue Whale has the largest penis. And that is fact.
                RIP

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                • #9
                  FFR Player
                  Amcreva
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 46

                  Re: Pick up lines

                  "How you doing?"

                  and my own,


                  "Do you do any martial arts?"

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                  • #10
                    FFR Player
                    stlunatic0124
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 3228

                    Re: Pick up lines

                    If I flip a quarter what are my chances of getting head?

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                    • #11
                      FFR Player
                      RamzaV2
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 10

                      Re: Pick up lines

                      Someone on my track team once said...

                      "Are you mud, because you make me want to get dirty"

                      But that actually belongs in the worst pick up lines thread.

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                      • #12
                        FFR Player
                        vashthestampede0987
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 2997

                        Re: Pick up lines

                        "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

                        Oh c'mon, it's not like you didn't see it coming.
                        Omega owes me [1] omega favor
                        I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.


                        Originally posted by Synthlight
                        I hate myself.

                        Cheers,

                        Synthlight
                        xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
                        xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me

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                        • #13
                          FFR Player
                          XRitaX
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 102

                          Re: Pick up lines

                          I've never used pickup lines...Maybe just joking around with friends.
                          Where I live man don't really use pick up lines. They just shout out something stupid...and disrespectful.
                          I usually get (when I'm with my mom)... "Oye suegra, tienes unas hijas bella"
                          Translation: "Woah. Mother-in-law! You got some fine daughters!"
                          ~~=This is a Signature=~~

                          Uhm...yeah... pathetic. >_< teehee

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                          • #14
                            FFR Player
                            vashthestampede0987
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2997

                            Re: Pick up lines

                            Originally posted by XRitaX
                            I've never used pickup lines...Maybe just joking around with friends.
                            Where I live man don't really use pick up lines. They just shout out something stupid...and disrespectful.
                            I usually get (when I'm with my mom)... "Oye suegra, tienes unas hijas bella"
                            Translation: "Woah. Mother-in-law! You got some fine daughters!"
                            If that's so have we met? =P
                            Omega owes me [1] omega favor
                            I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.


                            Originally posted by Synthlight
                            I hate myself.

                            Cheers,

                            Synthlight
                            xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
                            xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me

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                            • #15
                              FFR Player
                              XRitaX
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 102

                              Re: Pick up lines

                              Originally posted by vashthestampede0987
                              If that's so have we met? =P
                              If that's so.....no.....
                              ~~=This is a Signature=~~

                              Uhm...yeah... pathetic. >_< teehee

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