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  • #31
    FFR Player
    Cj_leonine
    • Mar 2005
    • 2070
    Re: Pick up lines

    Vash = gold

    I have a small penis, but that's a good thing because when I put it in your nose you'll know I can get in your brain.

    me: ever had your nose cherry popped?
    her: what?
    me: huh?
    Status: Innactive Onehander

    Best FC Before Avmiss Fix: . Be Princess . Hellbeat . End Night

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      • #32
        FFR Player
        vashthestampede0987
        • Jan 2004
        • 2997
        Re: Pick up lines

        Heh, I just made that off the top of my head
        Omega owes me [1] omega favor
        I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.

        Originally posted by Synthlight
        I hate myself.

        Cheers,

        Synthlight
        xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
        xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me

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          • #33
            FFR Player
            hotti1234
            • Oct 2005
            • 191
            Re: Pick up lines

            This is halrious ****!
            Hey Didn't I see you in my bed last night? Is mine.
            If you have an ass, I'll kick it!

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              • #34
                Banned
                MarccoHomo
                • Jul 2006
                • 12
                Re: Pick up lines

                Ever seen the back of a Mercedes? That's mine! >.<

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                  • #35
                    FFR Player
                    Tps222
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 6169
                    Re: Pick up lines

                    Hello. My name is Ryan. I was on my way to a humanitarian convention and I saw that you were having a little car trouble. Where are you off to? Oh, that's right down the street. Let me drive you there. There you are, goodbye.

                    Works everytime.

                    Picking up people feels good.

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                      • #36
                        (The Fat's Sabobah)
                        FFR Music Producer
                        jewpinthethird
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 11711
                        Re: Pick up lines

                        Girl, I'm going to respect you so hard.

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                          • #37
                            FFR Player
                            Deeks
                            • Jan 2006
                            • 315
                            Re: Pick up lines

                            haha mine wins, "your left legs thanksgiving, your right legs christmas, can i visit in between the holidays?"

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                              • #38
                                FFR Player
                                hotti1234
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 191
                                Re: Pick up lines

                                Originally posted by Deeks
                                haha mine wins, "your left legs thanksgiving, your right legs christmas, can i visit in between the holidays?"
                                Aha that's funny!!
                                If you have an ass, I'll kick it!

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                                  • #39
                                    FFR Player
                                    Z3ratul
                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 940
                                    Re: Pick up lines

                                    I think Jewpin won this thread. But keep going, these are great.
                                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                                    My father rapes me with logging equipment and my mother is a three legged grizzly bear going through menopause.

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                                      • #40
                                        FFR Player
                                        hotti1234
                                        • Oct 2005
                                        • 191
                                        Re: Pick up lines

                                        -Tibs- pick up line should be,"Can I eat your pussy?"
                                        If you have an ass, I'll kick it!

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                                          • #41
                                            FFR Player
                                            Animefreak999
                                            • May 2006
                                            • 767
                                            Re: Pick up lines

                                            "hey do you like yoga? because it looks like you can spread your legs very well". ive never really used a pick up line i think its a complete waste of time
                                            Last edited by Animefreak999; 08-1-2006, 04:18 PM.

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                                              • #42
                                                FFR Player
                                                hotti1234
                                                • Oct 2005
                                                • 191
                                                Re: Pick up lines

                                                Originally posted by Animefreak999
                                                "hey do you like yoga? because it looks like you can spread your legs very well". ive never really used a pick up line i think its a complete waste of time
                                                Omg! 0.o Wow that is funny!
                                                If you have an ass, I'll kick it!

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                                                  • #43
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    Animefreak999
                                                    • May 2006
                                                    • 767
                                                    Re: Pick up lines

                                                    really i didnt think so. o_O"

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                                                      • #44
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        hotti1234
                                                        • Oct 2005
                                                        • 191
                                                        Re: Pick up lines

                                                        Another one is,"Have you ever seen a donkey show?"
                                                        If you have an ass, I'll kick it!

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                                                          • #45
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            church_pk
                                                            • Dec 2005
                                                            • 2575
                                                            Re: Pick up lines

                                                            So, you're a girl huh?
                                                            Spread C711 Metal ZX./

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