You know that guy who said God would protect him?

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    GuidoHunter
    • Oct 2003
    • 7371

    You know that guy who said God would protect him?

    Well, he was no Daniel.

    Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God

    KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

    "The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

    "A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

    The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.




    Also:

    BELGRADE (Reuters) - A Serb man set his car on fire when he heard how much he had to pay to reclaim it after it was towed away for illegal parking.

    An attendant told the daily Press the man was very calm.

    "He went to his car, took a few things then opened the hood and set the engine on fire. When it was well ablaze he got back on his bike and rode off."

    --Guido


    Originally posted by Grandiagod
    Originally posted by Grandiagod
    She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
    Sentences I thought I never would have to type.
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    natetheffrer
    • Oct 2004
    • 906

    Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

    Lions-1
    Religous people-0

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    • #3
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      sleeplessdragn
      • Jan 2004
      • 2321

      Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

      Dude, you on a roll today or something? Is today like "pinnacle of stupid" day?

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        MCRenaissance
        • Apr 2006
        • 1646

        Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

        My god if people are that retarded they deserve to die.

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          GuidoHunter
          • Oct 2003
          • 7371

          Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

          Posting for reference: http://www.bash.org/?431987

          --Guido


          Originally posted by Grandiagod
          Originally posted by Grandiagod
          She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
          Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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          • #6
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            Kilgamayan
            • Feb 2003
            • 6583

            Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

            Someone didn't read the story of Daniel very closely.
            I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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            • #7
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              Omeganitros
              • Jun 2003
              • 8897

              Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

              Originally posted by Kilgamayan
              Someone didn't read the story of Daniel very closely.

              Huh?



              Guy gets thrown into pit filled with lions by dudes.
              Dudes leave.
              Dudes come back.
              Guy is still alive.
              The end.


              Uh, right?

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                iggymatrixcounter
                • Nov 2003
                • 1924

                Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

                Kind of reminded me of that Capital One commercial with the guardian angel that didn't do his job well until they went to use their credit card.

                "Sorry about that one.... I'll make it up to you later. At least you didn't have huge overages!"
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                • #9
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                  iggymatrixcounter
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 1924

                  Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

                  Originally posted by Omeganitros
                  Huh?



                  Guy gets thrown into pit filled with lions by dudes.
                  Dudes leave.
                  Dudes come back.
                  Guy is still alive.
                  The end.


                  Uh, right?
                  ...
                  Other Dudes throw Dudes into pit
                  Dude are dead before they hit the ground.


                  Don't forget that interesting part.
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                    GuidoHunter
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 7371

                    Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

                    Originally posted by Omeganitros
                    Huh?

                    Guy gets thrown into pit filled with lions by dudes.
                    Dudes leave.
                    Dudes come back.
                    Guy is still alive.
                    The end.

                    Uh, right?
                    Guy has faith in God, guy gets saved.
                    Guy questions God's existence, guy gets eaten.

                    --Guido


                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                    She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                    Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                    • #11
                      Super Scooter Happy
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                      Kilgamayan
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 6583

                      Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

                      Originally posted by Omeganitros
                      Huh?



                      Guy gets thrown into pit filled with lions by dudes.
                      Dudes leave.
                      Dudes come back.
                      Guy is still alive.
                      The end.


                      Uh, right?
                      That is the gist of it, yes. However, Daniel was being persecuted for his beliefs and thrown involuntarily into the den. That was why God saved him. This moron, well, was in a much different situation.
                      I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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                      • #12
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                        Triplex72
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 975

                        Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

                        that guy got like ub3r 0\/\/n3d rofl
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                        • #13
                          DADALADAH
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                          sertman
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 3910

                          Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

                          <samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
                          <samsim> and got mauled
                          <samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
                          <samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
                          <samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in

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                          • #14
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                            Snapps
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 5650

                            Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

                            sounds like a lot of religion bull

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                            • #15
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                              Neonatrias
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 919

                              Re: You know that guy who said God would protect him?

                              Originally posted by sertman
                              <samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
                              <samsim> and got mauled
                              <samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
                              <samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
                              <samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in
                              Sounds like a good idea to me.

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