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  • jewpinthethird
    (The Fat's Sabobah)
    FFR Music Producer
    • Nov 2002
    • 11711
    #31
    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Omg the cat is in zero-g

    Zero Gravity means you are outside the gravitational pull of my extremely large penis.

    My penis has its own atmosphere too.

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      • talisman
        Resident Penguin
        FFR Simfile Author
        • May 2003
        • 4598
        #32
        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Omg the cat is in zero-g

        gravity doesn't just work for "celestial bodies"... works for anything with mass.

        also uh, this was awesome. rofl at cats.

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          • lord_carbo
            FFR Player
            • Dec 2004
            • 6222
            #33
            Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Omg the cat is in ze

            Originally posted by talisman
            gravity doesn't just work for "celestial bodies"... works for anything with mass.

            also uh, this was awesome. rofl at cats.
            Blame Dictionary.com. I just copied/pasted >_>
            last.fm

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              • jewpinthethird
                (The Fat's Sabobah)
                FFR Music Producer
                • Nov 2002
                • 11711
                #34
                Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Omg the cat is in ze

                Originally posted by talisman
                gravity doesn't just work for "celestial bodies"... works for anything with mass.
                Like my large Penis. It's got more mass than all the Vatican.

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                  • super-smashman
                    FFR Player
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 2638
                    #35
                    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Omg the cat is in zero-g

                    A YTMND of this anyone?

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                      • Necamus
                        FFR Player
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 853
                        #36
                        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Omg the cat is in zero-g

                        Poor cat is probably traumatized...lol.

                        And they aren't in orbit.
                        Originally posted by evilbutterfly
                        They take the actors up in jets REALLY REALLY high, then plummet in a free fall during the scene.
                        They are just doing that kind of thing.
                        www.freerice.com

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                          • ckj846
                            FFR Player
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2437
                            #37
                            RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Omg the cat is in zero-g

                            I thought this was extremely funny. Even though I'm a cat lover, I would gladly volunteer my cat to be thrown into zero gravity for kicks.... I'm a horrible person.
                            O_o
                            pyro31191: TELL EVERYONE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS NOW
                            pyro31191: rofl
                            pyro31191: You should tell them earlier though
                            pyro31191: so they can buy dildos instead of fleshlights

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                              • MalReynolds
                                CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 6571
                                #38
                                RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Omg the cat is in zero-g

                                I am so offended that my jaw fell off, my monocle fell off, and then my jaw fell back on just so it could fall off again.... And then I spun a whole lot.

                                Mal
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                                  • MrGiggles
                                    Senior Member
                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 2846
                                    #39
                                    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Omg the cat is in zero-g

                                    I hit download, and my computer was instantly raped with hundreds of thousands of symbols.
                                    It took me a full half an hour to get my processor back under control, as it was acting as though it had sensed large amounts of catnip.
                                    Other then that, I laughed. I'm an awful person.

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